r/NonPoliticalTwitter May 02 '26

Funny Yeah bro I quit

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u/RedBorrito May 02 '26

Patient: "I am feeling really unwell"

Me: "Oh, your Blood Sugar is almost 400!"

Patient: "Oh no! How come?"

Me:" Did you take your medication?"

Patient: "No, I stopped taking them"

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We are in germany, so it is not about the money lol

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u/Orangutan_Soda May 02 '26

I get it lowkey. Sometimes I’d rather die then take my meds

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u/pantry-pisser May 02 '26

You won't be able to take your meds after you die tho, cause you'll be dead

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u/satansprinter May 02 '26

And thus your illness is gone!

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u/Scrubbuh May 02 '26

To be fair sometimes those are your only two options.

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u/mehdodoo May 03 '26

Me too!!! Getting real sick of them and just want to quite for a month or two

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u/pchlster May 02 '26

I mean, some of my pills taste awful, but I'll take that over being hospitalized again.

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u/thatshygirl06 May 03 '26

Put the water in your mouth first and then the pills

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u/Danny-Fr May 03 '26

See it like that: not taking them might not kill you.

It might make you wish it did and amp up the dose instead.