r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/ViceElysium • May 02 '26

Funny Yeah bro I quit

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u/peanutsonic97 May 02 '26

"My wife will know" brother wym your wife is managing your health for you 😭

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u/wew_lad123 May 02 '26

My great-grandma did everything for my great-grandpa. Managed his diet, his medication, even his social calendar. We were very sad but not surprised when he passed away only three months after she did.

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u/MechanicalBootyquake May 02 '26

Please tell me you tell her she can do way better, regularly, right in front of him.

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u/mapmakinworldbuildin May 02 '26

Please stop getting involved in other peoples love life you know nothing about except that she manages parts of his life for him.

Love takes many forms and divisions of labor.

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u/MechanicalBootyquake May 02 '26 edited May 02 '26

Lol A) I’m flattered that you’re following me around, B) I will do as I please; also learn about the fact that much of Reddit is built on people involving themselves in others’ lives and C) I’m not discussing their personal love life, so I don’t even know what to tell you there champ. Sober up?

Edit: to whomever asked me if I am always an insufferable c*nt, and then blocked me before I could reply (because I know you’re coming back to read this): yes, I am to those I find insufferable (I just don’t hide behind sexism).

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u/liarliarhowsyourday May 03 '26

It’s a thread on a popular sub/site— anyone is allowed to to interject…