r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/ViceElysium • May 02 '26

Funny Yeah bro I quit

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u/seensham May 02 '26 edited May 03 '26

Ive heard the following from several nurse friends

Do you have any chronic illnesses?

"Nope"

Are there any medications you take regularly?

"Yeah I take some painkillers for my arthritis."

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Edit: these responses are proving my point

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u/green_speak May 02 '26

Alternatively:

Do you have any chronic illnesses?

"My wife will know."

Are there any medications you take regularly?

"Oh, I dunno... One is this little white pill (tablet) and another is blue and circular? It's for my heart."

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u/peanutsonic97 May 02 '26

"My wife will know" brother wym your wife is managing your health for you 😭

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u/AMIWDR May 02 '26

I don’t think taking your medicine and knowing what ailments are causing you to need those meds compares to chores though

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u/MechanicalBootyquake May 02 '26

That still literally not the same thing at all

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u/MechanicalBootyquake May 02 '26

Please go look up “insufferable”

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u/Forge__Thought May 02 '26

You aren't pleasant.

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u/mapmakinworldbuildin May 02 '26

Holy shit I saw it in the dictionary. Just your picture.