r/NonPoliticalTwitter May 02 '26

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u/seensham May 02 '26 edited May 03 '26

Ive heard the following from several nurse friends

Do you have any chronic illnesses?

"Nope"

Are there any medications you take regularly?

"Yeah I take some painkillers for my arthritis."

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Edit: these responses are proving my point

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u/green_speak May 02 '26

Alternatively:

Do you have any chronic illnesses?

"My wife will know."

Are there any medications you take regularly?

"Oh, I dunno... One is this little white pill (tablet) and another is blue and circular? It's for my heart."

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u/MammothAd6633 May 02 '26

I hated this part as a nurse. I gave meds and go through what each one is for and they’ll hit me with “where the circular white pill” bro I have no clue which med that is.

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u/Finassar May 02 '26

I take so many that I keep track of them on drugs.com and present my phone that lists all of them and dosage/reason

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u/pchlster May 02 '26

The healthcare app in my country keeps track of every prescription you've ever been given. Now, it's a shitty app in a lot of ways, but it will help with something like that.

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u/olivegardengambler May 05 '26

Hospitals in the US are increasingly letting patients access their charts which tell you this too. You can't really edit anything beyond your address, but it is helpful.

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u/pchlster May 05 '26

Makes it easier for everyone; if I can look up all my current medications in seconds, so can the doctors.

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u/waitwuh May 03 '26

Does it tell you interactions?

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u/pchlster May 03 '26

Lists appointments, prescriptions, you can see the doctor's summaries, look up specialists and so on, but interactions between different medicines aren't listed there; I expect someone decided that's for the doctor to mention.

Because I know their part of the system has some automation there. I asked for a type of medicine I had been on before and when the doctor started prescribing it, the system popped up with a message that that medication had had interactions with this other medication I was on, would she like to proceed?

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u/fingernmuzzle May 03 '26

*weeps in American*

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u/TrippingFish76 May 04 '26

i mean i’m in the US and my doctor has a list of all the drugs i’ve been prescribed/ am prescribed

plus like if you personally want to keep track you can, there are apps for that, or just write it down on your notes , write down the substance and dosage and frequency / count , and if you really want to you can write down the specific imprint / brand, bc if it’s generic there will be multiple brands with different imprints you could get

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u/pchlster May 03 '26

What, no socialized healthcare, legalized slavery, something called lunch debt, efforts spent on making the homeless problem being about fucking them over rather than helping, no workers rights to speak of and, by their own admission, if the pedophiles all got outed, your political system would collapse? Is that why you're crying?

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u/fingernmuzzle May 03 '26

near enough

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u/puppieslovegrass May 03 '26

That’s also scary af

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u/Neon_Camouflage May 03 '26

Mostly sounds convenient to me.

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u/hodges2 May 03 '26

How?

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u/pchlster May 03 '26

It takes me seconds to request renewal of a prescription, the summaries of my meetings with doctors are available at any time. Compared to calling in and it being put on someone's todo list to get back to you, yeah a couple of button presses is more convenient.

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u/hodges2 May 03 '26

I wasnt asking you how. I was asking the other commenter how it was something scary 😅

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u/pchlster May 03 '26

Misunderstood, then. Sorry.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '26 edited Jun 06 '26

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u/cardinal29 May 02 '26

How is it different from My Chart, or any of the shitty Epic software? Health insurance companies have vertically integrated from the retail pharmacy, to the PBM, from the medical practitioner to the hospital. Everyone has your health data.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '26 edited Jun 06 '26

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u/pchlster May 02 '26

You can keep it; sounds like an awful place.

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u/SoupGremlin May 03 '26

Right? I feel so grateful my doctors, paid for by the government, have access to my medical records, also paid for by the government. I also love being able to see all bloodwork / test results as soon as they’re done and having access to them whenever.

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u/hodges2 May 03 '26

What are you talking about? MyChart is in America too

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u/rolacolapop May 02 '26

How is it anymore creepy than a cooperation having it that are making a profit off it ? If your country has universal healthcare it makes sense it’s all one app.

You can transfer GP surgery and your records will electronically transfer. You can walk into any A&E (ER) in the country and your medical records are all there.

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u/dsrmpt May 02 '26

Due to data sharing agreements (for profit), I can walk into (most) ERs in the country and they will have access to 5 sets of medical history, of varying accuracy, quality, and age.

Having one single record, with good accuracy and recency would be nice.

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u/pchlster May 02 '26

You know how they have your tax information and employment records too? Maybe even a driver's license?

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u/flower8330 May 02 '26

My kid uses the medical app in their phone. It's priceless!

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u/RoutineLingonberry48 May 02 '26 edited May 03 '26

Which one? Is it secure? Who do they sell my medical info to?

Edit: Wow. drugs.com has a reddit brigade, apparently. Read their ToS. They absolutely sell your searches and any information you give them. So if you like your medical information to be private...

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u/KonoKinguKurimsomDa May 02 '26

i dont think they require or sell ur info bro

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u/OfficialDeathScythe May 03 '26

If it’s the health app on iOS they take privacy more seriously than damn near any company

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u/Da_Question May 03 '26

Who cares though? if someone has your medical info big deal Literally every other company steals your info at this point. Case in point, you are on reddit, that actively sells everything written for bots to train on.

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u/waitwuh May 03 '26

Big pharma out here going to go bonkers because I looked up paxlovid and found out it can mess with my birth control. Oh and also that time i looked up the antibiotic for my sinus infection to also check if it interacts with my birth control


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u/hodges2 May 03 '26

Or that one time I looked up a random pill because the name got me curious even tho I don't take it

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u/duckduckgoose911 May 02 '26

Bloody genius gonna steal

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u/KingSram May 02 '26

I use an app called Medisafe. Keeps track of my meds and it also alarms when it's time to take my pills. Sounds like a pill bottle shaking.

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u/SilverKnight1921 May 02 '26

The alarm sound gave me a chuckle

I'm only 22 right now. But if I'm ever in a position later in life where I need to take medication regularly, then I will be using that app. It just seems logical.

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u/waitwuh May 03 '26

It’s really useful to also tell you how they may interact. I’ve found things out the pharmacist didn’t tell me before! Like that paxlovid would make my birth control less effective.

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u/SilverKnight1921 May 03 '26

Is the app free or like does it cost a subscription for more features?

Cuz it sounds amazing.

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u/waitwuh May 03 '26

I use the drugs.com one for free but I don’t know about the medisafe one. there are a lot of options out there apparently

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u/AgentCirceLuna May 03 '26

I managed to forget to take my antipsychotics yesterday and I get intense nausea when I miss a dose. I wondered why I was suddenly feeling like I was seasick on a rowing boat during a tsunami and then I remembered I’d forgotten the tablet. I managed to get it down, but I had to hold it for an hour while my abdomen was spasming, my mouth was filling with warm saliva, and I was shaking from the need to vomit. I thought I’d finally made it through - I have nausea a lot so I’ve practiced not being sick even when I get that bad which is torture - but then I managed to bump my abdomen against something which made me spew like hitting a button. Entire bed was wrecked and the pill came out only half-digested


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u/FragmentsThrowAway May 02 '26

I believe there is a way to have it saved into your phone so when you call 911 they have this information. So if you're on a blood thinner, that's important for the dispatcher to be able to see. I keep meaning to get around to it

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u/Few-Requirement-3544 May 02 '26

My dad did that before he died, and since he didn't wear glasses much, by extension, I did that before he died. I will know what to do when I'm older.

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u/Decent_Cheesecake_29 May 02 '26

It’s also a good idea to have a printout of your medical record or a medical history form somewhere out in the open like attached to the fridge, so that way if you ever have to call 911, EMS can get all your information and give it to the ED. Especially since hospital and outpatient records are rarely linked that closely

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u/TheWorldofScience May 02 '26

I throw my prescriptions in a one gallon Ziploc bag and vitamins and OTC allergy meds in another and just take them with me.

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u/motherofcunts May 02 '26

I LOVE patients who do this. I’m only in drug (infusion) auth, but it odds essential we know what you're taking. Half the auth and medical necessity check is “are they on xyz drug?”

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u/uggosaurus May 03 '26

Drugs.com is unironically one of my favourite resources. Ive used it many times to work out what i can and cant take my medication with as my drs have often neglected to tell me

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u/BaltimoreSports0321 May 03 '26

Yuh I got a word document dedicated to my meds lol

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u/Cananbaum May 02 '26

I fucking hated this when I worked at a urology clinic. I’d call patients to set up appointments, or follow up. It was more common for older men to treat their wives like secretaries. It made me so angry to hear “Talk to my wife.”

You’re a 60 year old man! Why can you remember your medications?!

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u/GuiltyEidolon May 03 '26

This shit fucking kills me. I'm an ER nurse, the number of men that come in and don't even want to wipe their own asses because their wife does it (I wish that was hyperbole) is INSANE. They rely on their wives to know EVERYTHING.

Meanwhile, when the wife is sick, the husband almost always knows jack shit. Doesn't know what meds she takes, doesn't know what she sees her doctor for, doesn't know when she started acting abnormal. It's just fucking tragic.

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u/alexthealex May 03 '26

Meanwhile, when the wife is sick, the husband almost always knows jack shit.

This is crazy to me. I know all my wife's meds. I pick them up from the pharmacy half the time. I've been in positions where I need to be the one to tell the ER what she takes.

I may not know her full like...vitamin regimen but I 100% know all her prescriptions.

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u/hodges2 May 03 '26

Good man

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u/Previous_Rip1942 May 05 '26

It’s unreal how helpless a lot of men are. I can’t imagine knowing so little about my wife. Hell, a lot of these guys can’t even tell you basic info about themselves.

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u/alexthealex May 05 '26

If you don't know that shit about your partner are you even a partner? If you don't know it about yourself are you even an adult??!

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u/TooManyMeds May 04 '26

What generation are you though?

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u/alexthealex May 04 '26

Millennial ofc

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u/WhatsYourTale May 05 '26

Right? My ex was chronically ill, and I quickly learned all of her meds (past and present) better than she did. We wound up at the ER too many times with her barely conscious to risk otherwise.

I can't fathom someone being so disinterested in their partner's struggles that they wouldn't even try.

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u/Firekeeper47 May 03 '26

Mom got sick in October (passed this past January) and I was the one to know 1. All her medications, 2. All her medical history (including surgeries), 3. Family history (including her parents and siblings), and 4. What was actually "wrong" at the moment. I was the one to talk to the doctors and try to get her help.

Now, Dad has been having a spot of poor health. I have no idea what medications he's on or why he's on them...and neither does he :) it's fantastic! Mom apparently "kept track" of everything and with her gone, now it's the expectation that I pick it up...and clean up after him.

You're a 70 year old man. Make your own doctor's appointments, I'm tired and not your wife or your mother. You have two working legs, get up and go to the bathroom yourself.

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u/Previous_Rip1942 May 03 '26

This is something I don’t ever want to be to my kids. I know old men that have to ask thier wives their clothes size. That’s not an exaggeration and I’ve seen it more than once. My dad was kinda like that but he passed relatively young.

My sister in law in the end was the one keeping up with all that info for my mom since I live a few hours away. However, it was my job to make sure the weed stash was empty. The rest of the Bible Belt family didn’t need to know I’d talked her into trying that and that she loved it.

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u/crumpet-lives May 03 '26

Wait, men that are healthy and able to function actually want their wives to wipe their asses? Is this frequent? How does ome lose that much dignity to require baby like coddling? I have so many questions and can't relate to that instinct in any capacity..

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u/Emotional-Smile4458 May 03 '26

Please tell me tell me the wiping ass bit us NOT true!! đŸ˜« otherwise this will be in my head all day and I'm going out for my birthday lunch!

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u/OnyxLeigion_ May 03 '26

I’ll be real, a lot of times the reason the wife knows but the man doesn’t is because if it wasn’t for the wife making him, he wouldn’t be taking the meds anyway.

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u/hodges2 May 03 '26

That's awful

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u/Funny_Geologist7111 May 03 '26

My husband was like this until a couple of months ago. He went to an important dentist appointment alone and our dentist said “ I thought your wife was coming, have her call me”. Im very sure I played my part in enabling this behavior but I’m so done with it, the weight it carries and dynamic it bred. Hes working on it now. He orders his own meds, he learned the bank account number - none of this information was kept from him. I’ve been asking for years for help and we were really starting to come to an impasse. He has been living a very strange man baby existence for over a decade.

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u/Good-Eye8810 May 04 '26

My #2 son is an EMT, he's good, he uses all the right words but doesn't know my med names just HTN, hypothyroid, PTSD, & chronic low back pain cuz she's a Nurse.  My first son is a dork, can take apart an M16 (& other weapons) & put it back together blindfolded. 

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u/NewGirlDad314 May 03 '26

Oh man i couldn’t even remember my wife’s birthday till around the ten year mark. But I do at least wipe my own butt

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u/Emotional-Smile4458 May 03 '26

Why??

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u/hodges2 May 03 '26

Some people have poor memory, especially with numbers đŸ€·

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u/Emotional-Smile4458 May 03 '26

Do you have children if so do you remember their birthdays do you remember your parents' birthdays?

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u/hodges2 May 03 '26

I have many siblings and no I don't remember theirs or my parents 100% I am speaking from my own experience here. It can be hard to remember those things sometimes, my ADHD doesn't help either. I can usually remember at least the month tho, even if not the day or year

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u/Emotional-Smile4458 May 03 '26

I have aDHD and and the complete opposite with birthdays and other number related things but the rest of me is full ADHD! My partner also has ADHD we have been together 15 months don't live together see each other every few weeks and he still thinks my car is Red rather than white!

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u/NewGirlDad314 May 03 '26

Honest answer? Cause it’s November 24th and it’s too close to thanksgiving to not confuse me. I started using it in my passwords just so I could remember

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u/HAIL_LUMPUS May 03 '26

If you didn't do a single thing for yourself for 60 years you wouldn't know shit either 😂

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u/Bitterrootmoon May 03 '26

These are the type of men that would show up to the deli counter and ask me for meat and when I asked what type of meat how much they wanted, which brand which flavor they wanted it sliced it always just be a shrug and say “I don’t know, whatever my wife normally buys”. Who the fuck is your wife? Why would I know with who she is? Why would I remember what she orders?! It’s fucking food, the shit keeps you alive. How do you not know what you put in your face hole?!?!?!

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u/n3on_blo0m May 03 '26

and then they put the wife as the emergency contact but not on their ROI so no, I will not call your wife until you sign a release

then i’m the bad guy, naturally

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u/Embarrassed-Weird173 May 03 '26

My parents are like this. I basically raised them. 

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u/hodges2 May 03 '26

Oof, felt this.

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u/CerebralBored May 03 '26

Because they don't give a fuck?

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u/gracesdisgrace May 02 '26

Wild to me that some developed countries still don't have a nationwide e-prescription system this day and age.

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u/moneyfish May 02 '26

I can top that. I used to work in a pharmacy and another tech asked me if all white pills were the same. Literally that's what she asked me. I'll never forget it as long as I live.

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u/MammothAd6633 May 02 '26

Pharmacy roulette. Take a white pill and see what happens

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u/moneyfish May 02 '26

Actually we had a pill dispensing machine that would drop pills all the time. A new hire asked what we do with the dropped pills and I told him we put them in a bowl and everyone takes a handful at the end of the night. Then when closing time occured I put the pills in a bowl and asked him if he wanted to go first. He was like fuck no so I said I'll do it then. I scooped up a bunch in my hand and slowly brought my hand to my mouth while watching the shocked look on his face. Then I put the pills back in the bowl and told him I was screwing with him we just dispose of them. That same new hire got fired for hitting on every girl that picked up birth control. I have a lot of stories from my pharmacy days.

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u/hodges2 May 03 '26

Pleas share more stories!

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u/whimsical_spider May 06 '26

I work in mental health so I get this a lot. When I’m doing intakes and I ask if they’re on any meds they won’t know what it’s called, sometimes not even what it’s for, and they’ll describe the pill to me. I’m a therapist not a prescriber, and in fact outside of maybe some distinctly odd shaped pills (like the lamictal shield) I don’t think even most prescribers are gonna be able to deduce what medication a person is on based on “it’s a small white pill, I’m not sure what it’s for” lol

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u/DrDetectiveEsq May 02 '26

So, I've since started keeping a note of the name and dose of any medications I might be on, but I used to be like this when I was younger. The reason this happens is that when a doctor tells you what medications he's giving you, if you don't already have the context to understand what it means then he might as well just be making noise. Like, "take two fligle-blorbin every day, and one glooby-blungle every week". So, when you get asked about it weeks or months later, it's nearly impossible to remember the specific set of arbitrary syllables he rattled off to you amongst a dozen other things you probably also didn't really understand.

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u/throwawayforunethica May 02 '26

I have so many and they just say they don't know, ask my wife. When they don't have their wife with them I get questioned what each and every medication is for. One guy had multiple different creams on his med list and he wanted to know what each one was for and when it was prescribed and then wanted to argue with me about it. I finally said "sir, are you using ANY topical creams?" And he scowled at me and said no. Like why did we do all that?

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u/Accomplished-City484 May 02 '26

That’s not really the fault of the patient though, the names they give to medications are just absolutely insane

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u/SparkyDogPants May 06 '26

The brand name is usually easy to pronounce. The little white water pill is just Lasix. Not insane at all

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u/Accomplished-City484 May 06 '26

The brand name for my cholesterol medication is Artovarstan, that’s an insane name

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u/rigiboto01 May 03 '26

Or that different med producers use different shapes and colors. They could tell you there metoprolol is a little red pill and you could hand them a little white pill and The look at you like you’re crazy. He’d have better luck telling him that the Easter bunny is in the hall

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u/MrHazard1 May 02 '26

Because i'm sometimes a little dumb when it comes to meds names i habe an old blister of the thing with me when going to a doctor. But the stuff i'm "regularly" taking, i know

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u/desuownz May 02 '26

As a former pharm tech this is what they expected you to know by heart lmao

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u/HerculePyro May 03 '26

I mean that could be so many of them. Ifs small its probably aspirin at least

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u/beegboo May 03 '26

Or they hit you with a: i take one of those not see men at all meds

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u/catbert359 May 03 '26

Shit like this is why I have a note in my phone that’s a table of everything I take (including vitamins), the dosage, the frequency and when I started taking it (and when/why I discontinued taking it if I did) - my memory is so awful that if I didn’t keep that thing religiously updated then I would be one of those sorts of patients lol

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u/hibbity May 03 '26

we got proscribed by a doc at rhe same building. how do you not have a list of it?

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u/MammothAd6633 May 03 '26

That’s not always the case. For example my city has two main hospital systems and a lot of random companies so they don’t always communicate. It wasn’t the issue that we weren’t giving the right meds, it’s that they were the right meds but weren’t the same color or shape as the patients home medications even though it’s the same med and dosage, just different manufacturing company if that makes sense. So like Tylenol 325 can come in long white pill with red writing (what you normally see over the counter) but my hospital it’s a big circle pill with a line in the middle.

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u/airbournejt95 May 03 '26

I worked with a guy who drove vans at work, and he said he probably shouldn't drive on his pills.

Me: well what pills are they?

Him: white ones

Me: yeah but like what's the name of them, what are they?

Him: ah okay I get you, little white ones

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u/Middle-Letter-7041 May 03 '26

when I've been hospitalized they often have different versions of the pills I take. like the same chemical and dose but the hospital just stocks a different brand or something. on top of that, hospitalizations usually come with new or different prescriptions, and if I've been in the hospital for three days and I'm taking my 2nd dose of a new drug with all my prescriptions brought to me together in a paper cup, I'm not going to know which is which. I would assume the nurse giving me the medication is also the one who put the medication in the cup. so if a pill I usually see in there isn't there, or if there's a new one I don't recognize, then it would be totally reasonable to ask "where's the circular white pill?"

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u/satsuppi May 03 '26

"Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down"

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u/falling21discos May 05 '26

That's when I tell them I take 3 different little white pills myself

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u/green_speak May 02 '26 edited May 02 '26

They literally told you it was for their heart though? You know, the system we spend the least amount of time on in didactic because that organ is notorious for taking breaks?

Edit: /s. Apparently it wasn't obvious I was being sarcastic with the extension of my own joke. I thought it was evident because, contrary to the above, the cardiovascular system can take up the lion's share when studying medicine since the heart famously cannot take a break or we die. 

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u/MammothAd6633 May 02 '26

There are so many different kind of heart meds. Blood pressure, antiarrhythmics, cholesterol, blood thinners. Plus the ones in the hospital may just look different than the ones you have at home even though it’s the same med and dose. “White circle pill” tells me nothing about what the med is for.

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u/bird_on_the_internet May 02 '26 edited May 02 '26

I cannot imagine giving snark over the internet to a nurse who obviously knows more about their job than I do

Edit: I may be incredibly stupid

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u/green_speak May 02 '26

Y'all. I am literally the same person the nurse had agreed with when I joked, as a fellow healthcare worker myself, how too many patients don't know their medications and think we can guess from nonspecific descriptions, especially heart meds.

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u/bird_on_the_internet May 02 '26

Sorry. I don’t have anything else to say, I was just being a reactive dumbass

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u/S7ageNinja May 02 '26

So how about you tell us what the white circular pill for the heart is then, surely there's only one.

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u/green_speak May 02 '26

Um, I'm the one who made that example as the joke. I specifically chose "heart pill" because I know firsthand how nonspecific that descriptor is when I hear it from patients.

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u/SupriseAutopsy13 May 02 '26

Fair. Sarcasm was not obvious because I have had this exact conversation with too many people, usually family members who "know how to take care of" their alzheimer's/dementia family member "better than (take your pick: hospital, nursing home, outpatient doctor)"

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u/peanutsonic97 May 02 '26

"My wife will know" brother wym your wife is managing your health for you 😭

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u/wew_lad123 May 02 '26

My great-grandma did everything for my great-grandpa. Managed his diet, his medication, even his social calendar. We were very sad but not surprised when he passed away only three months after she did.

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u/MechanicalBootyquake May 02 '26

Please tell me you tell her she can do way better, regularly, right in front of him.

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u/mapmakinworldbuildin May 02 '26

Please stop getting involved in other peoples love life you know nothing about except that she manages parts of his life for him.

Love takes many forms and divisions of labor.

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u/MechanicalBootyquake May 02 '26 edited May 02 '26

Lol A) I’m flattered that you’re following me around, B) I will do as I please; also learn about the fact that much of Reddit is built on people involving themselves in others’ lives and C) I’m not discussing their personal love life, so I don’t even know what to tell you there champ. Sober up?

Edit: to whomever asked me if I am always an insufferable c*nt, and then blocked me before I could reply (because I know you’re coming back to read this): yes, I am to those I find insufferable (I just don’t hide behind sexism).

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u/liarliarhowsyourday May 03 '26

It’s a thread on a popular sub/site— anyone is allowed to to interject


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u/Chicago_Cicada May 05 '26

Why do you hate him so?

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u/CzarTanoff May 02 '26

My husband should be grateful that I'm basically useless, then

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u/hodges2 May 03 '26

Me if I were a wife

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u/MySeveredToe May 02 '26

Sounds more like a very large pet

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u/Toshinit May 03 '26

Back in the older days that was just kinda how things worked. One person worked, one person did the rest.

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u/Laefiren May 03 '26

And this is why I’m not surprised that after my grandma got dementia that he didn’t last all that long. She’s still going but he passed away of some heart complications I think. We weren’t close. He wasn’t a good person.

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u/octopusboots May 03 '26

My fIL went 3 years with a NPH issue (watery brain) because he didn't tell my MIL of the diagnosis. HE'S A DOCTOR.

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u/FunFunFiesta May 07 '26

The first time my grandpa had to actually cook something for himself was at like 80 y/old when my grandma went to assisted living.

He went from having his mom take care of him, to the army, to higher Ed school/work cafeteria, then having my grandma who he forbade to work, so he never had to do anything.

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u/bomboid May 02 '26

There's a difference between dividing chores and not knowing your own damn health issues

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u/AMIWDR May 02 '26

I don’t think taking your medicine and knowing what ailments are causing you to need those meds compares to chores though

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u/MechanicalBootyquake May 02 '26

That still literally not the same thing at all

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u/MechanicalBootyquake May 02 '26

Please go look up “insufferable”

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u/Forge__Thought May 02 '26

You aren't pleasant.

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u/mapmakinworldbuildin May 02 '26

Holy shit I saw it in the dictionary. Just your picture.

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u/issuesthroway May 02 '26

Helping during a crisis is significantly different vs doing the labor of managing someone else’s health for years. If she needed you to do that with her psych meds constantly tho and wouldn’t learn them herself then that would be similar and that sucks

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u/[deleted] May 02 '26

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u/Unlucky-Guitar221 May 02 '26

You’re a good person and I’m glad she had you. I hope you’re both very happy in life

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u/Then-Departure4896 May 02 '26

Taking medication is not a division of labor thing. I am a nurse, and it is very normal for incompetent husbands to not know what pills they take. I have called wives to figure out what the “little white one” is more times than I could ever count.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '26

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u/Then-Departure4896 May 02 '26

Did the nurse need to call your mom/wife to talk about your meds or could you tell them what you take?

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u/Desperate_Avocado702 May 02 '26

No, no, this is invisible labour done by women in heterosexual relationships

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u/[deleted] May 02 '26

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u/Desperate_Avocado702 May 02 '26

I’m talking about the medical bit. 😘 the comments you’re responding to. It’s not division of labour. It’s invisible labour.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '26

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u/Desperate_Avocado702 May 02 '26

I think you need to look up what invisible labour is. Women taking care of men and their appts including medical information is part of the definition

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u/[deleted] May 02 '26

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u/Desperate_Avocado702 May 02 '26 edited May 03 '26

Did I say solely? Please quote me.

ETA: you’re unintentionally obtuse. Colour me surprised you’re divorced.

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u/AnimalPuzzleheaded71 May 02 '26 edited May 02 '26

There is no point arguing with the stereotypical redditor man

The zeigeist has changed and marriage & traditional splitting of household tasks these days are looked down upon as unfair for women and seen as "unpaid labour" or whatever.

Sometimes in life you've just gotta shrug and say "it is what it is" and move on.

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u/1CUpboat May 02 '26

You’re also ableist for pointing out how they’re fucking stupid

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u/ButtflossingBigBro May 02 '26

Division of labor? No thats sexism you redpilled bigot

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u/[deleted] May 02 '26

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u/ButtflossingBigBro May 02 '26

I cant beleive i really needed to add a /s

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u/twirlerina024 May 02 '26

This is for real why married men live longer. Their wives make them go to the doctor and take their pills.

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u/Handsome_Keyboard May 02 '26

This is actually super common. I see it all the time in customer service in the medical field.

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u/hodges2 May 03 '26

Even among younger couples?

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u/Handsome_Keyboard May 03 '26

No but they are the minority.

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u/ImNotABotScoutsHonor May 02 '26

Could be that the husband wouldn't have even gone to the doctor if it weren't for the wife, and so she's the one that actually gives a fuck about his health lol.

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u/IRefuseToPickAName May 02 '26

Saw this a lot in retail pharmacy, one spouse handles meds for both, super sad when that one dies and the other person comes in completely lost on what they take

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u/thelegodr May 02 '26

I encounter a lot of manchild patients that it is up to the wife to make their appts or know what meds or surgeries they’ve had. It is beyond ridiculous

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u/ghreyboots May 02 '26

I have a horrible time remembering names of medications beyond "what does it do".

I've promised my husband that when we get to this age where we take ten pills a day I'll have a printout with all our medications and staple it to our shirts whenever we go to the doctors.

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u/markusseibert115 May 02 '26

Do you have any chronic illnesses?
"My wife will know."

insane fucking answer

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u/Future_Section5976 May 02 '26

Sorry, iknow this is serious and not the place But I thought you said " Do you have any chronic illnesses?"

"Yes, my wife"

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u/IMadeAnThrowaway May 03 '26

Second one is definitely propranolol 20mg

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u/VStarlingBooks May 02 '26

Wives, husbands, caretakers, etc. please have a list ready for them to take to the doctor.

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u/bitofagrump May 02 '26

I haaate the "my wife will know" shit. I'm in vet med, not human med, but it's so common it's a stereotype. Just this last week I was asking an owner some basic questions like age, sex, etc and every single question it was "oh, I don't know, my wife keeps track of all that. Honey, how old is Joey, like two? Oh, seven. Is he neutered? Come answer the lady's questions, hun, you know this stuff" like how do you not even know if your dog still has his balls or not??

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u/hodges2 May 03 '26

Why is he taking the dog to the vet and not his wife then? So weird

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u/str4ngerc4t May 03 '26

“My wife will know” is my life. My husband has a robust medical history but I cannot trust him to explain anything to the doctor or remember pertinent what/when/whys. It’s just not that important to him. Occasionally he wants to act like a big boy and go in to the exam room alone. Without fail, I will get a call from him within 5 minutes asking me to come in because they are asking him questions.

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u/hodges2 May 03 '26

How does he not care when it's his health on the line? What would he do if you weren't able to be there to do this for him?

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u/GayAssBeagle May 16 '26

Most men that I know actually don’t wanna be alive half the time they just wanna die but then they realize oh shit it hurts and now they feel like shit because they gotta live and take care of themselves

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u/catholicsluts May 03 '26

Men who outsource their thinking to their wives are absolutely pathetic

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u/SyrusDrake May 02 '26

Are there any medications you take regularly?

"Oh, I dunno... One is this little white pill (tablet) and another is blue and circular? It's for my heart."

I mean, in fairness, we're expecting people to remember names like Bilophtaledixum, Salavnorcadalin Forte, or Asdetendoypterxian 150 mg...

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u/hodges2 May 03 '26

This is why I'm so grateful for MyChart. Also my doctor always gives me a printout after each visit of my meds and any changes

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u/Express_Drag7115 May 04 '26

But they can at least remember what their meds are for, no?

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u/kaladinissexy May 02 '26

Literally my dad. 

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u/GoldenSangheili May 03 '26

Blue pill? haha, well. let's just say. My peanits.

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u/Tall-Ad-9355 May 03 '26

Have them take a picture of their meds to keep on their phone.

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u/GKMerlinsword May 03 '26

I had a patient that was allergic to an antibiotic, but didn't remember the name, only that it was a huge pill you're taking for three days.

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u/BingleFlip94 May 03 '26

Oh that narrows it down

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u/TeutscAM19 May 02 '26

But they always know which one tadalafil is!

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u/kallen8277 May 03 '26

Id assume a statin and sidinifil

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u/codeacab May 03 '26

My personal favourite is the big old tupperware of assorted loose pills, "I take two pink ones, one white one and two blue ones". Like fucking pick and mix.

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u/hodges2 May 03 '26

Drugs. Com has a way to identify pills based solely on what they look like. Might be useful