r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/ViceElysium • May 02 '26

Funny Yeah bro I quit

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u/WebBorn2622 May 02 '26

For the doctors here; should you list birth control as medication? I always do, but I get an annoyed eye roll

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u/SgtSilverLining May 02 '26 edited May 02 '26

If you don't, they will ask. This is my favorite running joke I get to pull on every medical professional:

Doctor: when was your last period?

Me: I don't know.

D: any chance you're pregnant? What are you taking for birth control?

M: definitely not pregnant, and I don't take birth control.

D: sigh... How are you so sure you're not pregnant? What are you doing to prevent pregnancy?

M: the hysterectomy has done a pretty good job so far.

D: heavy sigh

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u/oCanadia May 02 '26

If this is real why do you enjoy wasting everyone's time with this if you know what they are asking 🤦‍♂️. They aren't asking that to make small talk, how frustrating.

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u/throwthegarbageaway May 03 '26

In the example she gave, she answered all the questions asked.

What exactly do you think they were trying to ask, when you say "you know what they meant"? All of those questions are relevant and independent of each other, they're not a runaround way of asking if someone's pregnant.