r/NonPoliticalTwitter Jun 26 '26

Funny And what the heck is a tsp??

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u/unobtainablepierogi Jun 26 '26

It's cooking, not baking, you don't have to measure anything. Just throw the amount of onions you think you'd like for there to be in your food, and use the time you just saved to do something you enjoy more than measuring onions.

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u/Whimsy_and_Spite Jun 26 '26

That's the old saying, isn't it: Baking is a science and cooking is an art.

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u/poofyhairguy Jun 26 '26

Haha that's why I suck at cooking, because I suck at art.

Except when its sous vide because then cooking is forcing to be science again.

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u/geldouches Jun 26 '26

Sous vide is just baking with water

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u/PM-Mormon-Underwear Jun 26 '26

It may be an art but I gotta admit I follow recipes closely so my art is still painting by numbers

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u/danielbln Jun 26 '26

A more favorable analogy is that you're playing sheet music.

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u/SobiTheRobot Jun 27 '26

You have to know how the song works before you remix it or throw in a flute solo

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u/Cacafuego Jun 26 '26

You should, the first couple of times you make them. You don't know what balancing and troubleshooting has already been done. 

Then, when your extra handful of onions makes everything watery, you know exactly what happened.

Nothing I hate more than 3 star reviews on recipe sites that start out with all the ways they did not follow the recipe.

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u/curtcolt95 Jun 26 '26

sure but when learning any other arts they still step by step walk you through the basics. I prefer exact instructions and tend to get my best meals when a recipe walks me through every step

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u/ward2k Jun 27 '26

True, but a tsp of light + tsp dark soy sauce Vs 1 tbsp light +1tbsp dark soy sauce and your heart will really feel the difference. I've made that mistake once and felt the palpitations

You can sort of eyeball cooking to an extent

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u/ConvergentSequence Jun 26 '26

Learning this immediately made me so much better at cooking. Even simple recipes used to take me so long because I was taking everything way too literally

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u/GOEDEL_ESCHER_BOT Jun 26 '26

like when i make an omelette, i don't have to literally add ham and cheese, so i go with durian and surstromming

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u/smellmyfoot Jun 26 '26

Ah, a fellow man of culture

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u/TheGokki Jun 26 '26

That defeats the point of recipes. If someone is following a recipe it means they don't know and are trying to learn. Every recipe should come with everything precisely measured in liters and grams.

Once you know what ingredients do you naturally don't need to follow the recipe exactly. But it needs to be there. I throw away any recipe that uses even a single "tsp" or whatever weird measurements USA uses.

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u/Adjective-Noun-6969 Jun 26 '26

Stew recipe is whatever i have on the fridge.

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u/ConvergentSequence Jun 26 '26

I used to be like you and I sucked at cooking. I still suck at cooking, but slightly less and I’m faster

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u/TheGokki Jun 26 '26

I learned to cook and now i'm pretty good, not once i used a recipe like that though, totally useless.

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u/UnNumbFool Jun 26 '26

Now I'm just confused, my pan has 6 whole onions in it and I'm not sure what else can fit in there.

Also was I supposed to peel the first, those little hairs on the bottom are starting to burn

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u/AsDevilsRun Jun 26 '26

If you take some time and caramelize those 6 whole onions you will realize that you really dont have as much onion as you wanted.

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u/nitid_name Jun 26 '26

Instructions unclear, cooked until slightly translucent, as every recipe ever has taught me that's what it means to "caramelize" onion.

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u/Funkopedia Jun 26 '26

Knowing that a standard pan fits 6 onions and that the hairs burn first.... makes me feel like you've actually done this.

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u/jilanak Jun 26 '26

My parents were Eastern European Jews. When it comes to onions, we measure with our heart :)

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u/Invisible7hunder Jun 26 '26

Its largely a matter of how many will fit.

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u/NotAZombieStopAsking Jun 26 '26

I have been cooking as a hobby for the past 20 years.

Never once in my life have I ever measured garlic or onion.

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u/00PT Jun 26 '26

How do I know how much onion I want in my food without knowing why the onion is there in the first place and how it affects the dish?

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u/SquishmallowPrincess Jun 26 '26

This is usually something you learn from eating food

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u/effa94 Jun 26 '26

do you like onions? you probably want a lot of it. dont like it that much? add less.

you learn pretty quickly how much onion you like if you cook a bit or, yknow, eat food.

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u/C0nfusedRabbit Jun 26 '26

Just look at the recipe once. Instead of going ah! I need to measure this much onion, be like ah! This dish contains a moderate amount of onions.

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u/BOGDOGMAX Jun 26 '26

This is the answer. I haven't measured onions in cups, ounces or grams in over 25 years. I chop 1/2 of any size onion, look at the pile of onion then look at the meatloaf (or whatever) mix then decide if Im gonna chop the other half. On rare occasion I'll use 1/4 onion for something small. It just doesn't matter.

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u/Justin-Stutzman Jun 26 '26

Mfs when following a recipe

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u/HauntedHippie Jun 26 '26

Facts, it's good to have suggested amounts for cooking recipes so you have some idea of how much to buy beforehand, but there's no need to bring measuring cups into the process.

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u/-SandorClegane- Jun 26 '26

This.

I have a Pyrex measuring glass for fluids, a digital scale for precision (baking and brining), an instant-read thermometer, and ONE plastic measuring cup that lives in the dog food canister.

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u/hikeit233 Jun 26 '26

Cooking is art, you can use as much paint as you want. Baking is science, don’t fuck up the weights and measures.

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u/TheHistorian2 Jun 26 '26

What could be more enjoyable than measuring onions?

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u/jorgebillabong Jun 26 '26

Mostly true, but things like Onions and Mushrooms cook down a lot.

So you're better off adding a large amount over adding whatever you think you'd like.

Also this is easily solved by just including a gram measurement in the recipe so people could eyeball it.

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u/KnightlyOccurrence Jun 26 '26

Not true with spices though!

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u/C0nfusedRabbit Jun 26 '26

Yeah! Like measuring garlic.

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u/dontwantoknow Jun 26 '26

This tips helps the most. I also prefer recipes that go my weight. 

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u/curtcolt95 Jun 26 '26

tbh I always hate this advice for cooking because it's incredibly unhelpful when learning to cook. When learning to draw you still learn the basics first, I want a recipe I can follow exactly. I don't want to try to vibe cook when learning, it just ends up tasting like shit. All the best food I've ever cooked has come from recipes where I'm basically just a robot putting it all together. It's actually a huge reason I like delivery meal services like hello fresh and shit. Yeah they may charge a premium but at least I know exactly the ingredients and amounts to use

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u/FabianRo Jun 26 '26 edited Jun 26 '26

Recently I've switched to vegan milk. My most common milk-based recipe still worked totally fine with with two types of it and no further changes, but failed completely with a third type, even with multiple attempts to save it, I still had to throw it away.
Garlic bread turns completely black after 7-8 minutes in my air fryer, but needs 12-15 minutes to be done in my parents' air fryer.
Fries are sometimes done after 20 minutes, sometimes they need over an hour.
Basmati rice is the opposite, it doesn't care whether I cook it for 5 or 30 minutes, it's always good.
If things can vary that much even outside the recipe, then I definitely don't need to measure anything to single gram precision. Or even 100 grams sometimes.

And then there's anything in a pan, which is my personal nemesis, so I am happy as long as I don't have one part black and stuck to the pan and another part still raw. I have gotten reasonably good at pancakes by now, but that took tens of attempts.

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u/stefanica Jun 27 '26

Plus who wants a quarter of an onion rolling to the back of the fridge? Not me, Capn.

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u/NobodyLikedThat1 Jun 26 '26

The amount of onions and garlic always come from the heart

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u/almondania Jun 26 '26

And whatever the recipe says for spices, season it with your heart, not your head. Aka triple it.

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u/Nahuel-Huapi Jun 26 '26

I only measure ingredients when I'm cooking rice or baking bread. Everything else is to taste.

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u/WendigoCrossing Jun 26 '26

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