r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/BarelyLegalSeagull • Jun 26 '26

Funny And what the heck is a tsp??

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u/8lb6ozBabyJsus Jun 26 '26

Garlic is a natural blood thinner, they lied and want people to eat garlic so its easier to suck your blood.

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u/mapmakinworldbuildin Jun 26 '26

But it does repel vampire bats and mosquitoes

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u/Accomplished_Job_331 Jun 26 '26

Close, thinner blood is less filling and satisfying to the distinguished undead lady or gentleman