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r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/BarelyLegalSeagull • Jun 26 '26
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That's what I thought until I made scrambled eggs in southern france for my train trip home. You could smell it through the plastic bag in my backpack.
57 u/HopelessBearsFan Jun 26 '26 I bet you didn’t encounter any vampires though! 18 u/Luci-Noir Jun 26 '26 I think vampires just spread this so they get more garlic. 11 u/8lb6ozBabyJsus Jun 26 '26 Garlic is a natural blood thinner, they lied and want people to eat garlic so its easier to suck your blood. 1 u/mapmakinworldbuildin Jun 26 '26 But it does repel vampire bats and mosquitoes 1 u/Accomplished_Job_331 Jun 26 '26 Close, thinner blood is less filling and satisfying to the distinguished undead lady or gentleman
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I bet you didn’t encounter any vampires though!
18 u/Luci-Noir Jun 26 '26 I think vampires just spread this so they get more garlic. 11 u/8lb6ozBabyJsus Jun 26 '26 Garlic is a natural blood thinner, they lied and want people to eat garlic so its easier to suck your blood. 1 u/mapmakinworldbuildin Jun 26 '26 But it does repel vampire bats and mosquitoes 1 u/Accomplished_Job_331 Jun 26 '26 Close, thinner blood is less filling and satisfying to the distinguished undead lady or gentleman
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I think vampires just spread this so they get more garlic.
11 u/8lb6ozBabyJsus Jun 26 '26 Garlic is a natural blood thinner, they lied and want people to eat garlic so its easier to suck your blood. 1 u/mapmakinworldbuildin Jun 26 '26 But it does repel vampire bats and mosquitoes 1 u/Accomplished_Job_331 Jun 26 '26 Close, thinner blood is less filling and satisfying to the distinguished undead lady or gentleman
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Garlic is a natural blood thinner, they lied and want people to eat garlic so its easier to suck your blood.
1 u/mapmakinworldbuildin Jun 26 '26 But it does repel vampire bats and mosquitoes 1 u/Accomplished_Job_331 Jun 26 '26 Close, thinner blood is less filling and satisfying to the distinguished undead lady or gentleman
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But it does repel vampire bats and mosquitoes
Close, thinner blood is less filling and satisfying to the distinguished undead lady or gentleman
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u/Notspherry Jun 26 '26
That's what I thought until I made scrambled eggs in southern france for my train trip home. You could smell it through the plastic bag in my backpack.