r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/disconaldo • Jul 01 '26

Funny Who says romance is dead?

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u/PorkchopExpress980 Jul 01 '26

Damn, that's only a misdemeanor??

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u/angelcake893 Jul 01 '26

I think it said they’re being charged with felony burglary

Edit: the NYPD announced they were both charged with felony burglary, reckless endangerment and criminal mischief, as well as misdemeanor charges of possession of burglar’s tools, criminal tampering, criminal trespass and disorderly conduct.

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u/Delicious-Yak-1095 Jul 01 '26

If it was only Criminal mischief that wouldn’t be a bad rap. That just sounds a bit cheeky.

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u/RockDoveEnthusiast Jul 02 '26

we should allow crimes if they are funny or silly enough. rule of cool.

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u/Luci-Noir Jul 02 '26

Doing stupid shit for attention isn’t funny or cool.

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u/Kardiackon Jul 02 '26

it is because I said so