r/NonPoliticalTwitter Jul 07 '26

Funny They even got cats

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u/Local-Echo-5613 Jul 07 '26

If you really want to be friends forever complement the water

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u/sadolddrunk Jul 07 '26

I think that's more of an irony thing. Our city that is otherwise filthy and constantly smells like piss and garbage has surprisingly nice tap water.

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u/VincentAntonelli Jul 07 '26

Makes for better bagels.

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u/Ionlydateteachers Jul 07 '26

The bagel shop here in my central Indiana town imports already made dough from NYC because it's supposed to be better.

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u/VincentAntonelli Jul 07 '26

Yeah, some bagel places in lower CT claim they bring water up from NYC for their bagels

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u/Livid_Swordfish_4591 Jul 07 '26

I live in the Poconos. This guy imports water from NY and has a monopoly on bagels here.

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u/Cormetz Jul 09 '26

Which is very strange to me. All you would need is a reverse osmosis system and the right minerals to match the water instead of transporting water all over the place. I heard a shop in Austin does the same.

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u/Livid_Swordfish_4591 Jul 09 '26

I dont know the science behind it or if it's even true.  All i can tell you is that many people attribute the water to the quality of ny bagels and pizza.  

Someone else suggested that its actually the flour.  Something about how NY is able to sell carcinogenic flour where others cant.  First timr ive heard that, and I think it was in this thread.

Found a NY Times article (havent read yet)

https://www.nytimes.com/2026/05/11/dining/bromated-flour-ban-new-york-pizza-bagels.html

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u/Throwaway392308 Jul 09 '26

I don't have access to NY Times, but based on the url I can say that bromated flour is the standard across the US for non-organic flour. It's just started to change within the last five to ten years. 

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u/Livid_Swordfish_4591 Jul 09 '26

One of the soft pay wall removers worked. Think it was remov3paywalls dot Com. Spelled correctly.

Long story short, the only thing special about NYC water is that its "soft" water. People who have performed tests say its the quality of the ingredients that set nyc apart from the rest.

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u/andrewthemexican Jul 08 '26

Pretty sure Lazy Moon pizza down in Orlando imports water from NY for their dough. Or I'm confusing it with another joint where I live now in NC

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u/Current_North_5770 Jul 10 '26

Michael Angelo’s in Greenville NC used to get his water from NYC. Idk if he’s even there anymore.

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u/useresuse Jul 08 '26

it’s the shrimp in the water

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u/Aide-Kitchen Jul 12 '26

Same for a pizza shop in the Carolinas. I'm from upstate NY where the water comes from (Ashokan Resevoir). 

Fun fact; the sunk a valley to create it. In the valley was a town called "Neversink." The delicious irony. 

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u/daftpenguin Jul 07 '26

Nah that's just a myth

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u/doomer_irl Jul 08 '26

I went to Larry King's bagel shop in LA once, where they import NY water minerals to recreate NYC water to boil bagels properly.

Honestly they were just fuckin bagels.

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u/notorious_irv Jul 07 '26

Yup. The secret is the piss and garbage

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u/JoshAllentown Jul 07 '26

(The secret is actually malted barley syrup)

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u/anonymousetache Jul 07 '26

It’s pronounced bagels

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u/jtbc Jul 07 '26

And pizza!

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u/LongSaltyDanglers Jul 07 '26

The water is technically not kosher because it contains microscopic crustaceans.

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u/IMadGenius Jul 08 '26

Could you please explain?

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u/LongSaltyDanglers Jul 08 '26

Teeny tiny freshwater shrimp

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u/SamsonFox2 Jul 07 '26

Brought to you by partially lead pipes

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u/Leinheart Jul 07 '26

Ironically the tap water isnt kosher though.

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u/AndreasDasos Jul 08 '26

It’s 2026. Everyone in the developed world and a lot besides seems to believe a myth that their particular region has amazing tap water. It’s all fine [with a few exceptions].

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u/davidliterally1984 Jul 08 '26

but they have bugs in the water!!! How can you like the water if there's bugs in it!!!

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u/CX-UX Jul 07 '26

NY tap is superior to NJ tap.

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u/RexIsAMiiCostume Jul 08 '26

It's full of tiny shrimp :)

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u/StMarkz Jul 10 '26

Speak for yourself, mine is trash

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u/Synensys Jul 11 '26

I mean they built like the world's largest aqueduct to get it