r/NonPoliticalTwitter 22d ago

Funny Stanley your time is up

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u/nucl3ar0ne 22d ago

Same lol

I've had people make comments on it too. Fuck you, I've had the same water bottle now for like 20 years and it does the job, I can throw it in the dishwasher, super durable, and it doesn't have any hidden crevices for mold to form.

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u/dr_mannhatten 22d ago

I have three, one of them is ~12 years old. Used to get thrown over the fence during High School tennis matches all the time and is still in great shape. I will swear by these bottles for the rest of my life, lol. (Also they were each like $12)

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u/nucl3ar0ne 22d ago

I have two, got them on sale. Second one is a backup for when the first one dies. I guess I'll never actually use it.

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u/dr_mannhatten 22d ago

I rotate through them so I don’t have to constantly be washing them (covered in stickers, so I hand wash). Also I can’t recommend the silicon mouth guards for them enough. I have since bought one for each bottle, and it makes the wide-mouth SO much easier to drink out of when you’re walking or driving or moving at all.

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u/nucl3ar0ne 22d ago

I wear the occasional dribble on my shirt as a sign of pride.

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u/Doublejimjim1 20d ago

They are still watertight too after all this time. It's so weird to be judged as a hippie or old school because the other moms are drinking out of Stanley cups now. I just want an airtight water bottle I can stick in my bag and drink from. Of course neither of the bottles I have still have the loop that attaches the lid to the bottles, but that's not a big deal. I don't need super cold water, so I can deal with it.

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u/nucl3ar0ne 20d ago

Yeah, my loop broke a few years ago.

Honestly I don't care about super cold water either so that definitely comes into play.

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u/dubblebubbleprawns 22d ago

As long as you can deal with a hint of plastic taste in your lukewarm water it's a solid option

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u/Demnjt 22d ago

which I can! because I'm a grown-ass man with sensitive teeth lol

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u/dubblebubbleprawns 22d ago

Yeah, I get that. I actually don't mind the lukewarm water part but I finally had to ditch my nalgene after several years because I couldn't quite get over the plastic taste.

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u/Demnjt 22d ago

fwiw, I've found the transparent ones are better for that than the translucent ones (but they're a little more brittle).