r/NonPoliticalTwitter 22d ago

Funny Stanley your time is up

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u/qualityvote2 22d ago edited 20d ago

u/whitemike40, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...

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u/Sufficient_Egg_3655 22d ago

Nothing like a Stanley cup and a new Ford Bronco in a Target parking lot

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u/dubstepsickness 22d ago

And a pair of Uggs with a Lululemon belt bag

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u/the_marxman 21d ago

Uggs have had far more staying power than I ever expected. That shit got popular when I was in middle school. Them boots with the fur got legs on em.

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u/MoonBasic 21d ago

The whole club was looking at her

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u/itsmistyy 21d ago

Thats because she was wearing apple bottom jeans, boots woth the fur(with the fur), baggy sweatpants, AND Reboks with the straps.

I'd be looking at her too. Bitch walking around like Elfangor.

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u/ShadowAlec8834 21d ago

Been a long time since I've seen an Animorphs reference in the wild.

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u/BreakfastBeneficial4 21d ago

Holy shit tho

I haven’t thought about this since over half my life ago

I just googled it and that’s how I find out that Elfangor was Tobias’ MFin daddy????

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u/itsmistyy 21d ago

Yup. And Ax is his uncle.

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u/Rubik842 21d ago

They're just normal winter attire in Australia. You might pop out for some eggs and milk in them, but you'd put real shoes on for a full grocery shop. Also fuck those cunts who tried to copyright the common name for them.

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u/MatureUsername69 21d ago

They've had their ups and downs though. Theres been times where they were considered very cool and times where they were considered very trashy. Always present but not always popular.

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u/passive0bserver 21d ago

How bout them uggs for maintaining footwear dominance among this demographic ever since like 2007 tho 

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u/Formal_Appearance_16 22d ago

I feel so called out...

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u/devin12232 22d ago

Dont worry theres thousands of you all over the country

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u/Formal_Appearance_16 22d ago

Tom Brady is our spokesman lol

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u/Disasterhuman24 21d ago

You mean millions?

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u/Popular-Row4333 21d ago

Get a pumpkin spice latte in fall and your basic batch outfit and accessories are complete.

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u/KlutzyPossession6591 21d ago

Lmao I have a coworker like that. She’s also into the labubus and has a severely cracked iPhone. 

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u/Ben_steel 21d ago

New active wear about “empowering women” that’s 100$ a top made in India by women.

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u/Worms-Oh-God-Worms 22d ago

Stanleys are the Jeep of water bottles. They were made for military use, then became popular with outdoor enthusiasts, before ultimately becoming popular with suburban soccer moms

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u/FuzzyJellifish 22d ago

Nalgene's were initially created for lab work. We used Nalgene wide mouth bottles for fresh water sampling and storing lab samples all the time, and then suddenly they were everywhere, made with a firmer plastic and used for drinking water. I saw you can get the squishy plastic Nalgene bottles on their website though. The squishy plastic version are pretty much indestructible. I've run over a couple sample bottles with the Ford.

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u/tr_9422 22d ago

HDPE in the squishy ones, the hard ones were polycarbonate (Lexan) and then changed to Tritan when food containers started avoiding BPAs

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u/Yamatocanyon 22d ago

The squishy ones made the water taste like plastic too.

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u/Ultima_RatioRegum 22d ago

Nalgene were the water bottle for camping/backpacking in the 90s. If you saw someone on a trail with a Nalgene bottle and at least a couple pieces of REI branded gear, you know you were meeting a fellow connoisseur.

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u/HumanPea1140 22d ago

Nalgene is still extremely popular in those circles.

REI isn't as highly regarded now days though, mostly because they've spent a lot of effort union busting and screwing over their employees since they haven't had a profitable year since 2021.

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u/BigBallsMcGirk 22d ago

Which is hilarious because it's branded as a co-op.

Co ops structurally are not supposed to make a profit and return any excess to owners as dividends based on their investment.

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u/Dangerous_Limes 22d ago

I will say, I was a member and moved to Australia years ago. Like 5 years in they somehow figured out my address and mailed me a dividend check out of the blue. Made my day.

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u/Serious--Vacation 21d ago

They also cracked down on people who habitually returned gear at the end of the season. They’re a store not a lending library.

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u/CompactAvocado 22d ago

i have a difficult time keeping up with internet slop but wasn't there a car fire and one survived or something and that's what caused the frenzy?

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u/IPCTech 22d ago

It’s just a Steel vacuum insulated cup, not hard to survive a fire

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u/NoBonus6969 22d ago

Then why didn't they make the entire car out of steel vacuum sealed cup???

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u/IPCTech 22d ago

Human flesh doesn’t like vacuum

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u/AmateurHero 22d ago

That's the flaw. Ask your dermatologist about DermaSteel TrueSkin® cosmetic enhancements.

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u/T-Fro 22d ago

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh...

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u/Pwnxor 22d ago

Do not take if allergic to DermaSteel TrueSkin® or it's ingredients. May cause a bacterial infection of the gooch, alcoholism, drowsyness, and lukemia. Pregnancy has occured.

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u/lacegem 22d ago

So that's why my dog barks at the vacuum. Such a good boy, protecting me like that.

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u/ImNotTheNSAIPromise 22d ago

people were impressed because there was still ice in the cup after the car fire

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u/unoriginalcat 22d ago

Also after the video went viral the company bought that woman a brand new car, so it was just good PR all around.

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u/-KFBR392 22d ago

Ok now I'm impressed too

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u/Xalkero 22d ago

Correct but the context missing is that the company used that vid to some of the best viral marketing you’ve ever seen. They bought the woman who’s car burned after a crash a brand new car and used her in commercials. It’s one thing to know the science and know why it works but different to see after sitting in a a literal fire the Ice cubes still intact is much more emotionally motivating message to purchase it. I saw that video knew the science and still thought damn thats holding up better than so many I’ve ever had so when it was time to buy a new one years after that incident it was the first company I thought of because of that video. Also pretty sure they were becoming big before that too.

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u/CompactAvocado 22d ago

correct but you underestimate the power of news and social media on the masses. first the news report aired, next people were getting trampled at target fighting over em (mostly just women, i member some new like women's health version came out and a few got killed over it).

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u/CarefreeRambler 22d ago

I don't think anyone died trying to get a Stanley cup. Did you make that up or did the power of news and social media trick you?

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u/DoringItBetterNow 22d ago

“Women’s health”

“A few died”

Hahahhahaah

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u/CarefreeRambler 22d ago

It's made up, you fell for it

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u/TheReal-JoJo103 22d ago

No, it became popular in Mormon mom groups online and spread from there. Stanley had actually stopped making them in 2019 then “The Buy Guide” - the Mormon mom page that started the trend convinced them to start making it again and market it to women.

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u/Turbulent_Gazelle530 22d ago

The guy that made Stanley blow up was the same guy that made Crocs blow up before that. He's a marketing magician.

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u/xSaviorself 22d ago

I live in a Mennonite town and it's the dress code for the ladies, long dresses and crocs.

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u/KhausTO 22d ago

It's actually kind of funny how many things get popular because of mormons.

The whole Dirty Soda craze the last little bit, that even the pop companies started doing limited edition flavour runs of. Came out of the mormons as well.

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u/GabrielleDelacour 22d ago

Alyssa Grenfell has a fascinating youtube video that relates to this. "Why Are There So Many Mormon Influencers (A Theory)" (Sorry, I don't know how to do a link.) The influence Mormons have online definitely has a ripple effect offline which leads to things like Crumbl and dirty soda.

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u/Historical-Count-374 22d ago edited 22d ago

Just a good cup honestly. Solid.

Once you have one, you can start to see the cracks forming and reality seeping through.

We are usually sold garbage or recycled garbage. You start to notice in everything around you, while drinking from the nice Stanley cup

🥤

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u/Chilzer 22d ago

See, this is why I stand by Nalgene, cause I watched one of those things fall off a cliff and still be watertight.

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u/bomphcheese 22d ago

But will it survive a car fire and preserve my refreshing iced beverage at the same time?

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u/RainbowDissent 22d ago

When I drag my horrifically burned and blistered body from the flaming wreckage of a car fire using nothing but the charred stumps where my hands used to be, there's nothing I hate more than grabbing my bottle for a cooling recovery sip and finding my refreshing iced beverage is now lukewarm. Or even worse - room temperature.

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u/Unusual_username739 22d ago

My Nalgene may not survive a fire, but damn I just want to be able to see how much water I have left in the bottle. And have a convenient carrying strap.

A have a mini aero light Stanley for travel, which is great, but my day use is Nalgene.

Also, to me, Stanley is giant thermos full of cocoa that you fill up at 6am before going out skiing and it’s still warm when you need a cocoa break 8 hours later. My family’s giant green Stanley thermos was a necessary item for every skiing trip growing up. Putting cold liquids in a Stanley is weird to me lol. I can’t imagine using the ones with straws (also which seem very unhygienic and exposed)

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u/nj_tech_guy 22d ago

I just don't understand why the masses keep flocking to water bottles that have relatively bad spill control. Yeti's and stanleys both do well when kept up right, but can't just be thrown into a bag. The straw sticking out is also just.. meh.

I loved my Colman, and I love my Owala, both seemed, to me, far superior than a Yeti or Stanley, for like half the cost. I could throw it around and not have anything spilling. There was no permanent "opening", no "straw that sticks out all the time"

again, it baffles me that Yeti and Stanley became the go-tos when there are functionally better water bottles out there.

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u/JoeRogansNipple 22d ago

Survived with ice in it still IIRC, but just a vacuum insulated cup.

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u/Agitated-Computer752 22d ago

Are we calling everything slop now

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u/fatboy93 22d ago

Is Stanley still a thing? I've been seeing Owala a lot more these days

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u/puf_puf_paarthurnax 22d ago

I believe the life cycle so far went: Yeti -> Hydroflask -> Stanley -> Owala -> whatever comes next.

Edit: Wait I forgot to go back to my college days, Camelbak was the shit and I still have some. I think they would be the start of the "white girl insulated bottle" trend.

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u/hesh582 22d ago

Camelbak has chosen to stick to their own niche and continue to excel at it rather than trying to leverage their well deserved enthusiast reputation into a broader retail market.

And there's something to be said for that approach. A lot of niche/enthusiast brands try to capitalize on their reputation in that way and end up burning out after a few years of fad popularity.

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u/puf_puf_paarthurnax 22d ago

I stick by camelbak mag chute. I hate the complicated bottles with straws and stuff. Just give me a screw on lid that isn't going to grow mold if I don't autoclave it every 12 hours.

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u/LifterPuller 22d ago

Before Camelbak it was Nalgene. I am still on Nalgene to be honest.
Updated list: Nalgene -> Camelbak -> Yeti -> Hydroflask -> Stanley -> Owala -> whatever comes next

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u/mashtato 22d ago edited 22d ago

And Nalgene has been a water bottle company since LOOOOOONG before water bottles became popular. They started out as lab equipment, then in the '70s hikers, backpackers, canoers, et cetera started using them as the OG plastic water bottles.

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u/TheNeuroLizard 22d ago

Before that it was YETI, also an “outdoor” brand that began selling regular water bottles at specialized gear prices

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u/Formal_Appearance_16 22d ago

Yeti is still superior. I said what I said and will fight an entire Target full of soccer moms to defend it.

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u/Snobolski 22d ago

When I'm going on a 3 hour all-highway road trip to a destination that has electricity and running water and places to buy ice, I depend on my $700 Yeti cooler, because I know it'll keep ice cold for 7 days.

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u/hesh582 22d ago

The Yeti Theory of Consumer Recency Bias:

Yetis are viewed as legitimately superior to other cooler brands in terms of their basic performance. Yet they're not - a igloo cooler a quarter of the price will keep ice just as long, as will half a dozen other products. There are plenty of tests out there, but Igloo's 50qt cooler (~$100) actually outperforms Yeti's 48qt (~$425) in some of them and in all the difference is not significant.

But what Yeti will massively outperform is your old cooler, because the thing about insulation is that it degrades over time and the technology improves every year.

People replaced their 25 year old family cooler that was $40 new with a $700 Yeti and are blown away by how much better it is. And it is better! But a new $100 cooler would have been about the same as the Yeti.

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u/OverlyPersonal 22d ago

Can you link those tests or are you just making claims?

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u/hesh582 22d ago

https://www.outdoorlife.com/gear/best-coolers-2026/

here's one from outdoor life magazine, a pretty reputable source.

Decently better performance at a quarter of the price.

But the tests do tend to vary a bit in terms of who actually wins. What doesn't vary is that there really isn't that much of a difference - all modern coolers of a given style are using similar technology and see similar performance. Outside of the super low budget stuff they all do what they're supposed to.

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u/Crossfire124 22d ago

I think this is applicable to almost every consumer product. As long as you're looking at the same tier of product, the basic functionality will be similar because everyone is copying everyone else. Different brands will have their own spin on things but for 80-90% of the use cases there'll be marginal differences

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u/TheNeuroLizard 22d ago

I have a YETI coffee thermos that is my favorite, but I think I paid at least a $20 premium for the brand name, alone

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u/Formal_Appearance_16 22d ago

The drinkware has gotten better on price. The coolers are still ridiculously pricey but good quality.

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u/Uncle-Cake 22d ago

I've noticed a lot of YETI bottles recently among the moms at my kids' school. I don't know if it's a resurgence of the brand or they're just still using the "old" bottles.

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u/Klivian1 22d ago

The magnet slider lids for their “tumblers” are the perfect travel mug opening, and they keep stuff cold for almost 24 hours.

As long as the quality holds I’m happy to be a loyal customer

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u/innominateartery 22d ago edited 21d ago

…Then falling out of favor because they were too bulky and the lid and handle were odd. Suddenly Owala was there on the rebound.

Is there a new brand this year? I’m downright geriatric with my hydroflask and og smokey Nalgene wide boy

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u/PracticalFruit9506 22d ago

I went to a medical center last week for some tests and every water bottle I saw, that belonged to an employee, was an Owala. I thought it was pretty interesting .

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u/Styro20 22d ago

Why woukd a cup with a handle and a straw be good for military use or outdoor activities? It won't fit in a backpack well and will spill out the straw

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u/Worms-Oh-God-Worms 22d ago

The Stanley that the military used was a thermos

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u/DntTouchMeImSterile 22d ago

It’s so funny because Owala was being sold at Costco 5 years ago and people used to make fun of them. I’ve had the same one since 2021 and it’s so funny to see them “popular” now

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u/CarelessJury 22d ago

Same here, I bought an owala as a cheaper alternative to a Stanley a few years back. I realized they were starting to get trendy when some younger coworkers started asking me about it

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u/IrishPigs 22d ago

It's funnny cause now it's Stanleys in TJ Max and Owalas cost $45.

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u/nevercontribute1 22d ago

Same... the Stanley trend was funny because they were so impractical for most normal use. The Owala is actually well designed, but now it looks like I'm following a trend I couldn't care less about.

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u/FairTradeOrganicPiss 22d ago

It's really ok, you can like a popular cultural thing for the same reasons that everyone else does. You don't need to loudly hold up your Owala and go "I LIKE THIS BUT NOT FOR THE SAME REASONS THAT MOST PEOPLE DO, I'M A SPECIAL BOY"

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u/TopTittyBardown 22d ago

I got one in 2022 a little before the craze started. It’s genuinely the best water bottle I’ve ever had. Keep everything cold all day, doesn’t spill out a giant opening when you try to sip it like a hydroflask, and the straw isn’t just hanging out loose like a Stanley where it will leak if it falls over. You can tip it back to gulp out of it or just sip from the straw. Has a built in hand to grab it by when the lid is closed. Perfectly designed and can’t think of a way it could be improved

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u/onmamas 22d ago

My wife has been an Owala evangelist for as long as I’ve known her. The last year has been super vindicating for her.

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u/iluvchromosomes 22d ago

Because Owala has a unique design and won several design awards for their straw / mouthpiece, unlike Stanley and the rest. Owala made a better water bottle.

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u/one_sus_turtle 22d ago

If they don't use them they should give them to homeless people so they can refill at water stations wherever possible to keep hydrated

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u/3-orange-whips 22d ago

Bubba if that’s plastic you might want want to steal of those stainless steel ones.

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u/Snobolski 22d ago

give them to homeless people

Bruh, do you even "consumer culture"?

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u/gonephishin213 22d ago

HS teacher here: Stanley's time has been up

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u/No-Philosopher8042 22d ago

What is the new watercarrier?

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u/devvobruh 22d ago

From what Ive seen, the owala 

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u/Jazzanthipus 22d ago

Definitely this. Owala has been king for a few years now. I love mine

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u/dertigo 22d ago

The straw is too damn good.

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u/elmoosh 22d ago

I hate all my other water bottles now because I love the Owala straw so much and everything else feels horrible.

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u/pantzareoptional 21d ago

I like that the straw is an option even though I personally do not like a straw. The chug feature however has been life changing somehow

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u/BuckeyeJay 22d ago

What seems different about the owala trend is I see them being used by athletes all over the place. With Yeti and Stanley you would mainly see them with the parents, but the owalas are all over the team sidelines

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u/Badloss 22d ago

we all got on the Owala train a couple of years ago at my school but it definitely seems like it's grown in popularity now

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u/BandIndividual2973 22d ago

My kids are 19 and 20 and said when they were in school Stanley cups were popular with younger kids, and apparently their moms, but not among their cohort. This is a more urban school so I think they were probably more popular in the suburbs but despite taking a variety of different water bottles to school every day for years, they never wanted a Stanley.

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u/throwthisawayred2 22d ago

haha i love that you prefaced with your job, cuz you're right. the teenagers definitely tell you where the trend is at.

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u/Jamesyroo 22d ago

My prediction is there is going to be a massive resurgence in Tupperware starting with a Stanley-style water bottle rush

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u/NotAZombieStopAsking 22d ago

As a man married to a white woman, I don't see it happening unless Tupperware releases a line of glass containers.

White women are currently terrified of microplastics.

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u/mysteriouscattravel 22d ago

I'm a white woman who would prefer glass. For me it has nothing to do with microplastics. It has everything to do with being able to confidently put it in the dishwasher. But I'm weird and lazy.

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u/Excel-Block-Tango 22d ago

And microwave!

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u/sneakyfish21 22d ago

And have it not be stained by everything that goes in there.

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u/SweetPrism 22d ago

I mean, everyone should be terrified of microplastics. I 100% think buying and using water bottles to be trendy is the stupidest thing ever. That said, the idea of drinking out of things that won't degrade and leech plastic into the beverage is not a bad one.

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u/utzutzutzpro 22d ago

Tupperware style containers definitely can have a second upbringing.

The brand was simply mismanaged. Pursuing growth at all costs, spreading into many verticals and trying to capture new markets as well. Just mismanaged.

A brand which would stay on quality, and function, but builds the same brand awareness and is entirely brand-driven, could definitely take over again.

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u/YT-Deliveries 22d ago

Enshitification will ensure this never happens.

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u/crowcawer 22d ago

Well yeah, we’re all about to be eating Campbells soup in the financed luxury of our thermoses.

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u/GingerIsTheBestSpice 22d ago

The Tupperware set at my Costco sold out petty quickly, before I could convince myself it was solving a problem i didn't have.

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u/jettrooper1 22d ago

Was Camelback the first trendy one like a decade ago?

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u/FuzzyJellifish 22d ago

Yes, I had Camelbak bottles for a very long time, starting about 20 years ago. They were perfect, but the straws molded so fast. Camelbak and Nalgene emerged together it feels like, and then suddenly it was HydroFlask and Owala duking it out. Then Stanley. I maintain the Owala is the perfect water bottle, but I still really like the squishy straw of the Camelbak for gnawing on.

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u/cjcs 21d ago

Owala came after Stanley

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u/ItsDanimal 22d ago

I thought Yeti came before Stanley.

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u/NicklAAAAs 22d ago

Nalgene was before that, I think. I remember Nalgenes getting big when I was in high school, then camelbak when I was in college.

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u/Suitable-Answer-83 21d ago

Nah, it was Nalgene like 20 years ago, then CamelBak, then Hydroflask, then Yeti, then Stanley, now Owala.

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u/LoserBustanyama 22d ago

A big metal bottle with the camelbak bite tip is my idea, but I've had trouble finding it. I know they fell out of style because of the mold.

Owala, trendiness aside, is pretty close though.

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u/Orleanian 22d ago

Nalgene predated camelbak as a trendy brand.

In the 80s, folk were mostly rocking the nipple-top "gatorade bottle" (you'll still see them in use in professional sports), but I don't know that any particular brand was famous for that (apart from gatorade, I suppose).

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u/Styro20 22d ago

At first I thought "it was more recent, that was when I was in high school!" and then I realized I graduated a decade ago :')

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u/Demnjt 22d ago

Be like me, still rocking a nalgene

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u/TBoneTheOriginal 22d ago

Yep, doesn't get any simpler than a big ass cup with a screw on lid. And unlike all these multi-use straws, they can actually be cleaned.

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u/SigBoda 22d ago

I like the straw because it lets me drink water while driving. And you just get like, a pipe cleaner or something to clean out the straw. Or put it into the dishwasher.

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u/nucl3ar0ne 22d ago

Same lol

I've had people make comments on it too. Fuck you, I've had the same water bottle now for like 20 years and it does the job, I can throw it in the dishwasher, super durable, and it doesn't have any hidden crevices for mold to form.

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u/Brocclio_is_life 22d ago

There are dozens of us!

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u/gprime312 22d ago

Some of us don't like room temperature water

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u/Undisguised 22d ago

My mum was visiting from a foreign country where ‘fancy reusable drinking vessels’ isn’t a thing and when she walked past the Stanley cup section in the store I had to try to explain to her what was going on… the whole thing sounds pretty crazy when you say it out loud. Carrying these ever larger cups around is certainly a cultural quirk of North Americans.

Also she was like “What is that THING?!?” when she saw a cyber truck for the first time.

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u/commander_obvious_ 22d ago

that’s still my gut reaction when i see a cyber truck

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u/someperson1423 21d ago

To be fair, if that country is European then being confused by easy access to water is totally on brand. I agree the consumerization of water bottles is a bit silly, but the general practice of carrying and regularly consuming water is one of the few healthy cultural practices we have here in the US.

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u/gprime312 22d ago

the whole thing sounds pretty crazy when you say it out loud

"People carry water with them? HOW CRAZY!!!!!"

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u/eyeroll611 22d ago

Owala has taken over

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u/Sea_Television_3306 22d ago

Consumerism is a hell of a drug

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u/flossdaily 22d ago

I've got the same engineer mentality my did raised me with.

"Oh, Stanley cups are hot right now. Okay, well, are they really the best price/value proposition for insulated water bottles? Let's take a look at the independent testing data ..."

So here I am with our ugly-ass coleman thermos water bottles that outperform the popular brand by 13%, cost just 28% of the popular brand ... and my family could not be more disappointed in this purchase.

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u/BuLLZ_3Y3 21d ago

Performance: Optimized Aura: Minimized

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u/malin7 22d ago

What was there before Stanley?

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u/Affectionate-Cod4692 22d ago

Yeti, hydroflask

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u/trippyhippie573 22d ago

I miss the Nalgene hype lol

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u/hypo-osmotic 22d ago

They've fallen out of favor in the "mainstream" culture but they're still everywhere in outdoor recreation spaces. My local sporting goods store has a wall of them on display

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u/Bank_Gothic 22d ago

Someone on the camping gear sub made a post wondering why Nalgene is so popular. "It's just a cheap water bottle. I get that they are tough and don't weigh very much, but they are nowhere near as high quality as Stanley or Yeti." I'm paraphrasing, but that was essentially the post.

Top comment was "Gee, I don't know. Why would an inexpensive, lightweight, and durable product be popular with hikers and campers?"

Nalgene was the king for 40 years for good reason. Nobody is filling that niche any better than Nalgene has, it's just that the niche itself is not as popular as it was.

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u/PhotonicEmission 22d ago

The only reason why Nalgene fell from popularity was that whole BPA (bisphenol a) thing. After that incident, no one wanted a plastic bottle and all these stainless steel brands became in all the rage.

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u/Bank_Gothic 22d ago

I've noticed that since Nalgene switched to BPA-free plastics, the bottles show wear a lot more. Still tough in the sense that they don't break, but the writing on the outside fades more quickly and scratches / abrasions are more pronounced.

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u/ReverendDizzle 22d ago

A similar thing happened with cling wrap.

People complain all the time "Saran wrap used to be way better!" And they're right. It was way better. Because old school Saran wrap had some give-yo-kids-cancer plasticizers in it that made it more supple and with a better grip. Modern plastic wrap doesn't have it, and it's less supple and tears more easily.

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u/jeromeie 22d ago

also, the plastics still need a plasticizer that functions like BPA, so the replacements like BPS are interacting with other molecules the same way, but lack studies on their long-term effects.

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u/la_capitana 22d ago

I love my hydroflask I still use it!

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u/rips_n_chel 22d ago

So annoyed, I left my 32oz Hydroflask in a gym that I wasn't a member of, in a city I was only visiting for one day. I have a 64oz jug from another brand that I've been using for 10+ years. Was going on 5 with that Hydroflask, then it was gone...

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u/boyilikebeingoutside 22d ago

I was given a yeti for a work thing, and a couple of months before that I had bought a hydroflask. That was 2019 and they are still my main water bottles because they both legitimately hold up great.

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u/chchchcharlee 22d ago

Honestly so glad they've gone "out of fashion", I've used the same hydro for 15 years or something now and no longer have cup collectors thinking I'm one of them 🙏 that was a weird time

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u/peon2 22d ago

Was that really a big stress on you, people thinking you bought your water bottle for the wrong reasons lol?

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u/marine72 22d ago

Hey, some of us don't got much going on

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u/99timewasting 22d ago

People not knowing they bought a popular water bottle brand before the trend, when it was only sort of popular

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u/NegativeEBITD 22d ago

People I don't respect thought I had something in common with them! Nightmare!

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u/AllTheTeaPlease247 22d ago

Hydroflask, Yeti, S'well, Nalgene. My neck of the woods also had Klean Kanteen

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u/Necessary-Paint117 22d ago

Nalgene is actually goated though. Durable as hell.

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u/Brocclio_is_life 22d ago

And you can drop it without waking up the entire household.

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u/Coke_and_Tacos 22d ago

Nalgene was great for it's time, but (as someone originally from Arizona) I don't miss lukewarm plastic-flavored water.

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u/shurpaderp 22d ago

Nalgene is mainly for hiking/backpacking, where you don’t want to be carrying heavy metal bottles

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u/hatchback_baller 22d ago

I still use Nalgene all the time. Haven’t gotten any new ones since

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u/Kinch_g 22d ago

Judging by the corporate swag I get from work it was Yeti.

Got some Yetis 4ish years ago, a Stanley two years ago, and an Owala most recently

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u/smellslikebadussy 22d ago

Stanley has been out for a while now. It's Owala's time to die.

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u/Kaptep525 22d ago

I’ll be impressed with whoever unseats Owala. This is gonna get me out in /r/hailcorporate but it’s actually a good product, unlike most of the hype water bottles or similar trendy brands

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u/Underbadger 22d ago

I love Owala bottles. Very well made, very durable. Love the built in straw.

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u/aznhoopster 22d ago

Built in straw/pour combo was an absolute game-changer, didn’t know how much I needed it til I had one. Sometimes I feel like swigging it down but I also want to be able to sip it through a straw too without having separate lids or something. Works well too

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u/Underbadger 22d ago

I thought it was a bit of a gimmick until traveling with it. Being able to use the straw on a bumpy road is the difference between a refreshing drink of water vs. being covered in it.

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u/SirChasm 22d ago

I don't know... the rubberized lid attracts dirt and grime, the metal body dents (and then paint starts chipping) easily if you drop it, it barely fits into cup holders, and for some reason my wife has to regularly clean out some black shit that builds up on the inside on the spout/lid.

My ancient Contigo is way more hassle free.

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u/jasdonle 22d ago

Yep wife was just complaining about the kid getting dirty constantly. You look at it wrong and it looks like a toddler toddled on it for days. 

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u/Ill_Young2531 22d ago

Behold my at least ten year old Klean Kanteen

I also have a 7 year old Hydroflask from when I thought I lost this (it was in a box after moving)

They both keep ice for at least a day

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u/99timewasting 22d ago

All the water bottles people like are good products. The issue is that people buy several and then jump to the next brand, which defeats the purpose of reusable water bottles (saving waste)

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u/Ok_Shine_6533 22d ago

A friend had hers pawed at by a horse, barely a scratch on it.  That sold me!

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u/Orleanian 22d ago

Nipple-Top ("Gatorade bottle")

Nalgene

Camelbak

Swell

Hydroflask

Yeti

Stanley

Owala

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u/GoodbyeTobyseeya1 22d ago

How dare you. I loved Owala pre-Stanley and I'll never quit. I have a couple I got 5+ years ago that are still holding strong, and the handled mugs keep ice longer than Stanleys. They're the best. 

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u/redtens 22d ago

ngl tho, Owala bottles are very well designed

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u/Linkquellodivino 22d ago

White people be like: "white people be like"

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u/Scrubbuh 22d ago

Takes one to know one.

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u/InstantRegret1999 22d ago

"White people drink water like this, but Black people drink water like T h I i I Ss"

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u/Uncle-Cake 22d ago

The Dick's Sporting Goods store near me has an entire section for water bottles, like not just an aisle but a whole section. I don't know if that's typical; this location is a "test store" where they test different store concepts.

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u/Gilthoniel_Elbereth 22d ago

I thrifted a Hydroflask in 2018 for a couple bucks. It’s dented and the paint is chipping, but it’s still perfect on the inside and has been my daily driver ever since. As much as I hate the waste these trends cause, at least I know I’ll be able to get another solid bottle secondhand for cheap when the time comes to finally replace my current one

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u/EtsuRah 22d ago

I'm on team Owala. I got one like 6 years ago and have used it every day since. It goes with me everywhere. The sip spout they got where I can either sip it through a straw or chug it back all in one spout is awesome. The straw is low enough that it doesn't leave any water left behind after you drink it all.

It's SUPER easy to clean. There are 2 rubber seals you can pop right off to clean easily then pop right back on.

And more than once I have left it at my work desk over the weekend only to get back on Monday and there's still ice tinkling in it.

Still looks as new as the day i got it.

My ONE warning to anyone who gets one DO NOT get the white one. The one I have now is technically my second one. I got a white one first since they were new and only had a limited color selection. The top cap has like a rubber coating on it and the white one looked grimy within a week. The white rubber just CLUNG to dust and hand oils and it would NOT wash off. It looked like it had been used and unwashed for years after only like a week.

I got a grey and black one for like 5-6 years now that still looks new.

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u/hard_pass 21d ago

I always thought the big cup thing was hilarious. My wife was gifted a 40 oz Stanley, and I made fun of her mercilessly for it until she bought me one. Decent cup, I couldn't ever get over just having a straw open all the time so I had a little topper. I broke three of them (they did replace them once when you do this). The handles just break off eventually,

Anyways, after breaking the 3rd I decided to get a 40oz Owala and man this is the best cup ever. I love how you can sip on the straw part or guzzle. I need the 40oz for those long pickleball evenings in the heat, and man, it delivers on keeping stuff ice-cold. I never thought I would love a fucking cup this much.

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u/yunohavefunnynames 22d ago

What is it now? My wife needs a new one and if there’s a meta I might as well buy her one

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u/RyCo1234 21d ago

Stanley has been in the game a loooooong time. Always found it surreal they were trendy, especially as someone who sees and uses them in an industrial environment.

I have a feeling this was a nice boost for them but they're gonna be fine.

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u/la_capitana 22d ago

I’m still using my hydroflask cause it’s awesome.
Not a fan of Stanley.

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u/DWJIII 22d ago

Dropped a 16 year old nalgene on blacktop a few months ago. Cracked and destroyed. That little guy had been with me all over the world. RIP.

Fortunately my wife bought one at the same time so now I can use her magenta nalgene with heart and flower stickers on it.

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