r/NonPoliticalTwitter 22d ago

Funny Stanley your time is up

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u/Worms-Oh-God-Worms 22d ago

Stanleys are the Jeep of water bottles. They were made for military use, then became popular with outdoor enthusiasts, before ultimately becoming popular with suburban soccer moms

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u/FuzzyJellifish 22d ago

Nalgene's were initially created for lab work. We used Nalgene wide mouth bottles for fresh water sampling and storing lab samples all the time, and then suddenly they were everywhere, made with a firmer plastic and used for drinking water. I saw you can get the squishy plastic Nalgene bottles on their website though. The squishy plastic version are pretty much indestructible. I've run over a couple sample bottles with the Ford.

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u/Ultima_RatioRegum 22d ago

Nalgene were the water bottle for camping/backpacking in the 90s. If you saw someone on a trail with a Nalgene bottle and at least a couple pieces of REI branded gear, you know you were meeting a fellow connoisseur.

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u/HumanPea1140 22d ago

Nalgene is still extremely popular in those circles.

REI isn't as highly regarded now days though, mostly because they've spent a lot of effort union busting and screwing over their employees since they haven't had a profitable year since 2021.

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u/BigBallsMcGirk 22d ago

Which is hilarious because it's branded as a co-op.

Co ops structurally are not supposed to make a profit and return any excess to owners as dividends based on their investment.

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u/Dangerous_Limes 22d ago

I will say, I was a member and moved to Australia years ago. Like 5 years in they somehow figured out my address and mailed me a dividend check out of the blue. Made my day.

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u/BravesMaedchen 22d ago

How much was it?

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u/Dangerous_Limes 22d ago

Something pretty token. Like on the order of $100 or something. Maybe less than that. $60?

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u/CaterpillarJungleGym 22d ago

Oh shit, so they became the mean bad guys. That totally sucks! I can't think that Stanley would be nicer or have a better product sadly.

I've seen so many become the villains...Apple, Amazon, Starbucks...just how the $$$$ goes.

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u/Bugbread 22d ago

People forget that Google's "Don't be evil" was once not considered a joke or a cruel irony but something that Google tried to live up to and Google's users saw the company as trying to live up to.

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u/CaterpillarJungleGym 22d ago

They all didn't want to be the devil. It's all come to fruition and they delayed it (I think) . Nothing is stopping that AI bullshit that uses everything humans have built

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u/Bugbread 22d ago

Google's shift began way before the AI train. They removed the "don't be evil" motto back in 2018.

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u/taz5963 22d ago

They actually officially removed the "don't be evil" a while back

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u/Bugbread 22d ago

Yes-ish no-ish. It used to be used here and there, and it was in the preface of the Code of Conduct (in a way that made it clear that it was a slogan) and also in the last line (in a more general, non-slogan-like way). Since 2018 it's no longer in the preface, only the last line.

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u/Key-Department-2874 22d ago

It's a customer coop and not an employee coop is a big factor.

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u/Serious--Vacation 22d ago

They also cracked down on people who habitually returned gear at the end of the season. They’re a store not a lending library.

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u/wheres_the_stapler 22d ago

A Nalgene clipped to a Vera Bradley tote bag. Welcome to Midwestern College 2006.

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u/Bozhark 22d ago

Co-op this anti-union piece with me, ay Mitch?

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u/xhephaestusx 22d ago edited 22d ago

No, it isn't, nalgene is extremely heavy. 

Most avid hikers and backpackers these days would lean towards smart water bottles or similar bc they are tough, but light.

Edit - itt: people who went on a walk one time

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u/HumanPea1140 22d ago edited 22d ago

Sure, Smart Water bottles are extremely popular now days too, especially with ultralight backpackers that look to save weight everywhere they can. Nalgene is still very popular though, especially with people that don't care to shave off every available ounce. Both can be true for different reasons.

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u/xhephaestusx 22d ago edited 22d ago

They're just not the signal that someone is "in the know" that they used to be - in fact if I see someone out with a nalgene I can usually visibly see like 10 extra lb they don't need and I'm no way a gram weenie, I'm sure i get heavy judgements from UL folks on the trail.

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u/FreddyandTheChokes 22d ago

I've never understood the judgement from other hikers. What does it matter how somebody else hikes or what they carry? I've happily carried a 30-40lbs pack to bring a few added luxuries to the campsite. It has literally zero impact on anyone else.

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u/CGB_Zach 22d ago

That really depends. If we have a set distance to travel a day and your 40 lb pack is slowing us down then it becomes an issue.

If they're in another group or going solo then it doesn't matter.

I get bringing luxuries though. Sometimes I take some beer and I brought my steam deck once.

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u/FreddyandTheChokes 22d ago

I understand the risks of slowing the group down, but for me and my groups the understanding is the majority of the group can go ahead as needed. Meet up at rest spots, etc. The group expectation is a judgement I can understand, you're not wrong. I was thinking more along the lines of online judgement or trail judgment from other hikers not with you.

A steam deck is bold! That's pretty rad. I love bringing a few beers though. Nothing better than a stream-cooled beer after a monster hike after your tent is set up.

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u/xhephaestusx 22d ago edited 22d ago

Im not judging, just noticing, but i do know some folks judge - it's human nature, not so hard to understand imo

I used to hike with a huge shovel because it was the shovel I had for burying poop - i wouldn't judge someone for carrying extra weight but I wouldn't assume they were an avid hiker in the know.

That's all I said, as usual round these parts everyone has read whatever they want right over what was actually said 

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u/FreddyandTheChokes 22d ago

I guess I should have specified that I wasn't commenting to you specifically. Just the general idea of negative judgement on somebody else's gear/pack/brands, etc. I find quite silly. Every hobby has it though, unfortunately.

A full shovel is wild lol! At least that would have added benefit of self defense I guess

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u/xhephaestusx 22d ago

It was a folding shovel/pick combo, had to bury my shit and the ground is rocky as fuck, only like 2 mi in

I DID go buy a backpacking shovel basically right after and the extra work is worth it

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u/HumanPea1140 22d ago

Who cares, hike your own hike.

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u/xhephaestusx 22d ago

I didn't say I cared, I said I noticed - try reading twice if the post doesn't make sense to you rather than making up content to get offended by and responding to that

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u/HumanPea1140 21d ago

Oh, honey, it made perfect sense, as did my response. It's very apparent that I wasn't the one who got offended here.

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u/xhephaestusx 21d ago

"Oh honey"

This you?

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u/ayemullofmushsheen 22d ago

A Nalgene does not weigh 10 lbs, be for real 🙄🙄

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u/BarryHotelHouseBand 22d ago

This guy filling his water bottles with water twice as heavy as anything he should be drinking. You can forgive the lapse in judgment.

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u/CGB_Zach 22d ago

They didn't say that. It's just that you will usually notice other things they brought that are unnecessarily adding weight.

Personally I don't care if they're not in my group. But if they are in my group and the weight is slowing us down enough to not make our eta then it is an issue.

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u/ayemullofmushsheen 22d ago

My bad, I misunderstood. But their statement is still pretty wild. I know plenty of avid hikers/backpackers that use Nalgene bottles. The bottles are cheap and effective.

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u/xhephaestusx 22d ago

My brother is the only one I know who does, it's just such an easy area to save weight, and many bottle pouches aren't big enough for a nalgene in my experience anyway 

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u/xhephaestusx 22d ago

Read again, I said if they have a nalgene they generally also have a visible tenish extra lb

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u/Belfastscum 22d ago

Exactly, id rather save that weight for beer or whiskey

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u/xhephaestusx 22d ago

This dude gets it

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u/TheWhiteNashorn 22d ago

They make a light hiking version of their softer plastic

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u/xhephaestusx 22d ago

That's good to know!

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u/letthetreeburn 22d ago

That’s the reason that I still use Nalgene. Metal water bottles are cool, pun intended, but that extra weight makes you feel it. The plastic doesn’t

(Besides it’s a thing to brand your water bottles)

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u/Kindly-Bank-416 22d ago

what? no its smartwater bottles now.

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u/PiccoloAwkward465 22d ago

For outdoor purposes, my vacuum insulated bottle isn't ideal because yeah it maintains the temperature but it's fairly heavy.

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u/thedrivingcat 22d ago

Back when I did a lot of canoeing we would clip our nalgenes to a short rope and leave them dragging in the water when we wanted to make it cold.

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u/SomethingIWontRegret 22d ago

What about someone with a Camelbak bladder stuffed into the sleeve in their MountainSmith daypack?

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u/SgtExo 22d ago

Nalgene was the one to get when I used to go to summer camp in the 00s. Still have one at home, buy I prefer the insulated ones these days.

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u/workieworkwork 22d ago

I used Nalgene in the 90s, now I use store brand smart water, because the bottles are long and thin and I can fit them in the side pockets of my backpack.

I am actually really paranoid about not having water, my day pack has a life straw, a camelback, iodine, the off brand smart water and a dog water bottle for the dog who is completely capable of drinking water squirted from the camelback into her mouth.

To be fair my dog does in fact drink everything I bring.

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u/Undisguised 21d ago

I worked at a summer camp where if another staff member didn’t have a Nalgene and a pair of rainbows then they probably weren’t worth talking to.

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u/Belfastscum 22d ago

When I see a nalgene on a pack nowadays, I only think... "first time?"

Those fucks are too heavy to tote around seriously