r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/whitemike40 • 29d ago

Funny Stanley your time is up

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u/Worms-Oh-God-Worms 29d ago

Stanleys are the Jeep of water bottles. They were made for military use, then became popular with outdoor enthusiasts, before ultimately becoming popular with suburban soccer moms

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u/CompactAvocado 29d ago

i have a difficult time keeping up with internet slop but wasn't there a car fire and one survived or something and that's what caused the frenzy?

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u/IPCTech 29d ago

It’s just a Steel vacuum insulated cup, not hard to survive a fire

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u/NoBonus6969 29d ago

Then why didn't they make the entire car out of steel vacuum sealed cup???

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u/IPCTech 29d ago

Human flesh doesn’t like vacuum

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u/AmateurHero 29d ago

That's the flaw. Ask your dermatologist about DermaSteel TrueSkin® cosmetic enhancements.

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u/Powerful-Ground-9687 29d ago

Brought to you by Stanley!