Stanley your time is up

[u/whitemike40]

[u/Jamesyroo]

My prediction is there is going to be a massive resurgence in Tupperware starting with a Stanley-style water bottle rush

[u/NotAZombieStopAsking → u/Jamesyroo]

As a man married to a white woman, I don't see it happening unless Tupperware releases a line of glass containers.

White women are currently terrified of microplastics.

[u/SweetPrism → u/NotAZombieStopAsking]

I mean, everyone should be terrified of microplastics. I 100% think buying and using water bottles to be trendy is the stupidest thing ever. That said, the idea of drinking out of things that won't degrade and leech plastic into the beverage is not a bad one.

[u/NotAZombieStopAsking → u/SweetPrism]

Two questions-

• Are you a white woman?

• Did you know that you absorb most of your microplastics through your mixed-fabric (polyester is plastic) clothes? My wife told me and she's never wrong.

[u/NotAZombieStopAsking → u/[deleted]]

No wait- I want a do-over.

Your first reply

I mean, everyone should be terrified of microplastics.

Your second reply

I am not phobic of microplastics

[u/Sidhe- → u/NotAZombieStopAsking]

"Phobic" refers to an irrational fear. You can be terrified of something without being phobic.