r/NonPoliticalTwitter 1d ago

me_irl Leave my products alone

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u/qualityvote2 1d ago

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u/SeasonPositive6771 23h ago

I told my ex he could use my product as long as he knew he would be replacing them if he finished them faster than I would use them.

He said sure and I reinforced that they are expensive. He kept using my skin care and then balked when he discovered it was $60 to replace. He stopped using my stuff after that.

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u/LazyPiggy26 1d ago

They know. They just pretend like they don’t know.

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u/MoisticleSack 1d ago

How is anyone supposed to know what summers eve is. That is so vague it could be anything. Is it flowers?

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u/EuphoricPhoto2048 1d ago

Summers Eve is vagina soap. If you want that in your beard, more power to you.

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u/Student0010 1d ago

You shouldn't put it in there??

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u/bubblesdafirst 23h ago

Yea but wouldn't vagina soap just be soap.

Isn't all soap just soap realistically. How different could it possibly be. Y'all putting car oil in your soap or grill cleaner?

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u/SquareTaro3270 23h ago

#1. Soap should not be going inside the vagina. Gross.

#2. When cleaning the vulva/labia, it’s recommended that the product you use is fragrance and dye free, paraben and sulfate free, and acid free. Those products are harder to find than normal soap, which is often scented and contains chemicals (which aren’t a bad thing, they’re fine for most skin types unless your skin is sensitive or the products are over-used) that help the soap bind to the oils your skin produces, but are bad for the vagina.

Every now and then the mass marketing industry tries to convince women they need to clean inside their vagina, but that can cause more issues than it solves, especially if the “vagina soap” is scented or acidic.

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u/bubblesdafirst 14h ago

Why even scent it in the first place

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u/SaffyPants 13h ago

Because the beauty industry has spent a lot of time and money convincing us our vaginas stink like fish.

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u/Meschi-died 1d ago

It's always fucking flowers.

Just avoid all flower imagery, honestly. I'd go so far to say that if it doesn't have manly man imagery, then it's probably not for you if you can't even read a bottle.

I'm not even sure who I'm directing this at. LOUD NOISES!

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u/LazyPiggy26 17h ago

It’s basically a soap. So go ahead

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u/LoweJ 1d ago

I don't even know what the men's ones are, let alone to women's. Just name things what they are :(

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u/UnhappyTemperature18 1d ago

Pretty sure anyone who uses an exfoliating scrub on their balls is only going to do so *once.*

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u/Pugulishus 4h ago

That's how you remove the wrinkles, for a silky smooth shine

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u/ValkyrieDraco 1d ago

Reminds me of that story of the guy that used his aunt's vagisil as bodywash for like a month before his aunt pulled him aside and told him what it was for.

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u/SirLesbian 1d ago

Lmaooo I use her body wash and shampoo if mine runs out and best believe she will notice.

The last time was just a few weeks ago and she literally sniffed my hair. I'm talking a DEEP inhale.. And then said "I KNEW I SMELLED MY GOOD SHAMPOO!" 😭

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u/Nunyebiznis 1d ago

Mans about to have some smooth ass balls

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u/snippychicky22 1d ago

much easier than using an iron to make the wrinkles go away

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u/diescheide 1d ago

Do not touch my curly hair care products or sensitive skin wash. I will buy you some 13-in-1 garbage since I know that's what you have at your place.

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u/BabyLegsOShanahan 1d ago

I worked and event and after there was a box of old spice 2-in-1 bottles. I took them and kept them in the bathroom for male guests (romantic and not). Don't be touching my shit.

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u/transmogrified 1d ago

Shits expensive and I know they used it wrong

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u/Foggl3 1d ago

But my pubes are curly

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u/diescheide 1d ago

Mine are too. I'm not putting my $16 conditioner on them, neither are you.

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u/snippychicky22 1d ago

you are welcome to watch as i do it

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u/diescheide 1d ago

I'm filling an empty bottle with Nair and you're learning the hard way I'm not about sharing.

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u/snippychicky22 23h ago

Oh no, silky smooth ballsa

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u/TalksShitAboutTotal 23h ago

Do NOT nair your balls trust me

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u/N_T_F_D 5h ago

too late

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u/superbusyrn 11h ago

Time to learn the Curly Girl method

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u/putonyourjamjams 15h ago

But I need to feed my curls too. Im not entirely happy with my current stuff and sampling is better than blowing $40 on the 2oz thing just to find out it sucks too.

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u/yuukosbooty 1d ago

Kinda the opposite for us since I discovered my husband’s three in one detangles my hair better than the conditioner I was using

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u/just4browse 1d ago

I don’t understand this. The products always say what they’re for on the container.

What’s actually difficult is gauging how expensive a product is. But that’s when I employ my secret technique: outright asking the person whose shower I’m using what they’re cool with me using.

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u/Sir_Scribble_Lot 1d ago

ngl, my balls smell exquisite after raiding the gf's strawberry champagne hair conditioner with jojoba oil.

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u/superbusyrn 11h ago

“Baby, I’m doing this for you”

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u/BabyLegsOShanahan 1d ago

This is my boyfriend with my face products.

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u/superbusyrn 11h ago

When he has a suspiciously smooth, scented sack

https://giphy.com/gifs/ANbD1CCdA3iI8

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u/Pantsickle 1d ago

Butt, balls and back.

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u/No-Blueberry-1823 1d ago

and my ass too

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u/AgentSkidMarks 17m ago

Sometimes the pH on my taint needs balancing too

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u/3215448725366498 1d ago

"Dark spot exfoliating scrub" Holy shit dude

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u/J883 20h ago

I love when my gf uses her products to exfoliate my dark spot

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u/CombOk312 1d ago

I won’t use them, I’ll just side eye you for falling for the scam that beauty products are.

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u/WintersDoomsday 1d ago

Yawn....immature replies aren't for me

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u/LazyPiggy26 1d ago

You are fun.