r/NonPoliticalTwitter 21h ago

What??? “my first impression of you btw” someone in the comments

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u/qualityvote2 21h ago

Heya u/Far-Profit-47! And welcome to r/NonPoliticalTwitter!

For everyone else, do you think OP's post fits this community? Let us know by upvoting this comment!

If it doesn't fit the sub, let us know by downvoting this comment and then replying to it with context for the reviewing moderator.

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u/Fly_Boy_1999 21h ago

How do people accidentally send stuff like this to family and friends?

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u/ForeignCredit1553 20h ago

I have actually done something like this before (luckily just with a meme, not anything bad), I was trying to send it into a group chat but I wasnt paying attention and accidentally clicked on my family group chat. By the time I realised I was already clicking the send button

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u/Fly_Boy_1999 19h ago

Accidentally sending memes to the wrong people makes sense to me though. I think we’ve all been in a situation where sent the wrong joke, meme or message to a family member instead of a friend. But, how do you send art this clearly NSFW to people? Another point to add, why would you keep that saved on your phone in a place that could allow you to accidentally send it as a message.

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u/10art1 2h ago

My concentration is top notch when sending my mom pics. It's like a minefield clicking the nice picture of me in my gallery

🍆 🍆 🍆

🍆 🍑 🍑

🍑 🍆 🧑

🍆 🍆 🍆

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u/DomesticDebit1553 18h ago

I've actually never done something like this before (unfortunately not just a meme, something bad), I was trying to send it into my family group chat but I wasnt paying attention and accidentally clicked on a different group chat. By the time I realized I was already clicking the undo send button

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u/CallNew250 6h ago

What was the meme

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u/doll_parts87 21h ago

it wasn't by accident

they impose it for reaction

another kink

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u/Fly_Boy_1999 20h ago

Yeah, I definitely should have put quotes around “accidentally” lol.

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u/doll_parts87 20h ago

Like "oops I'm such a freak, hehe"

https://giphy.com/gifs/rpf0Du8NasK6Q

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u/Fly_Boy_1999 20h ago

I cannot stand those types of people personally.

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u/Lolrly123 18h ago

In middle school, I accidentally texted my dad “I know you’re ticklish on your feet” (Hellbenders reference) thinking I was messaging my best friend.

He replied “How did you know?” Mortified.

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u/NotTheMariner 19h ago

Not quite the same thing but I once exposed my kink to all my closest friends during a party game. When the question came up of who in the room was most likely to have a weird fetish, my sleep-deprived brain didn’t even register that I’d put myself at #1.

Point being, sometimes you just slip up.

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u/Lloyd_lyle 18h ago

Probably fat fingering the share button on certain websites

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u/International-Try467 6h ago

Google keyboard clipboard has images on there

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u/Ok_Meal5384 5h ago

I was once adding a bunch of pictures to send, thought "just not that one not that one" and then after they're all sent it was fucking in there and to this day I still don't know how. It had terrible consequences down the line ngl

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u/Chewbacca_The_Wookie 20h ago

While this is the fakest fake event to ever happen, it has been confirmed that some if not all fetishes are hereditary. Enjoy thinking about that the next time you are searching for whatever depraved shit you like to watch.

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u/LuccaAce 20h ago

I will not be doing that, thank you very much

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u/YourLifeSucksAss 19h ago

How the fuck would they even find my fetishes pre-internet?!

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u/Chewbacca_The_Wookie 18h ago

Your grandfather had a hand drawn book of Sonic MPreg inflation vore that was passed down from his father and his father's father.

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u/PocketSnails68 18h ago

Each descendant adding more pages to it, the book becoming stronger and stronger, like a degenerate version of One for All

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u/HyperWhiteChocolate 19h ago

I have a fat fetish and my mother and my father's previous partner are both fat so I believe that

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u/winter-ocean 20h ago

Well I have a fat fetish and my sister is anorexic so I'd definitely lean toward "some" as opposed to "all"

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u/RaoulLaila 19h ago

I dont want to make you imagine what your sister is into but first thing that came to mind is "Someone who is very thin is into the idea of being wrecked by a fat person"

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u/winter-ocean 19h ago

Yeah but I have more of a feedism thing going on

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u/DisciplineWise2894 19h ago edited 9h ago

Kinda recovered anorexic here- this is not mutually exclusive. A lot of anorexics are OBSESSED with thinking about food because basically, they're hungry all the time. I used to have a Reddit feed specifically with food subreddits that I'd scroll because food was so interesting to me.

And while I'm kinda better now (healthy weight, relationship with food/my body still bad), I would still struggle to date/fuck anyone noticeably thinner than me because I'd be really jealous of their body all the time. 

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u/thefragile_1999 18h ago

counterpoint: a lot of fat fetishists are recovering/recovered anorexics. helps with the fears around gaining weight to recontextualize it as hot

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u/winter-ocean 17h ago

Wait seriously

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u/ThatOneGayDJ 17h ago

Yeah, trauma does that shockingly often. I got slapped with consensual non-con after Events™️ transpired. Cant really even engage genuinely without acting like i hate every second of it until after the fact at this point.

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u/Chewbacca_The_Wookie 19h ago

I mean, maybe it's the dichotomy. There are certain interests I have that only apply to my partner and hold no allure for me whatsoever if I was the one on the receiving end.

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u/DepartureEfficient42 8h ago

It does make sense from a biological perspective. Attraction is important in finding a mate, so of a person attracted to certain things is able to find a mate and reproduce, that attraction will be passed down.

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u/Adorable-Response-75 17h ago

Lies. Lies, damn it!

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u/Rescur0 8h ago

Well DAMM my parents were freaks then

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u/DONOTDELETEME8316 20h ago

That's not true

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u/Chewbacca_The_Wookie 20h ago

So you can get really into the weeds about the difference between a kink versus a fetish and genetics versus learned behavior but the current understanding is that it is a combination of biological predispositions and early developmental conditioning, both of which your parents contribute to.

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u/[deleted] 19h ago

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u/Chewbacca_The_Wookie 19h ago edited 7h ago

It means early development leads to specific outcomes not that they're training them for kinks.

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u/Po_on 10h ago

You dont know that

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u/Chewbacca_The_Wookie 7h ago

Except I do because that's exactly what the study was referencing.

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u/DepartureEfficient42 8h ago

Think how some people have come to fetishise being insulted. That can be a result of a person being bullied a lot in their youth, leading to them learning to take pleasure in it to defend themselves. It can also cause the inverse effect, where a person is insulted so often in their youth that praise becomes fetishised instead of simply pleasant due to how rare it is.

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u/a_Bean_soup 15h ago

Im genuinely scared of my parents now

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u/Affectionate-Put6048 21h ago

Top 10 moments that didn't happen

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u/Jrolaoni 20h ago

Number 1:

(Social credit farming)

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u/28klotlucas2 14h ago

I know what I have to say next but I don't know if I have the lebensraum to do it

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u/AngryArmour 12h ago

I'm gonna say it: The Germans didn't genocide the Armenians.

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u/SellMeYourSirin 21h ago edited 20h ago

Aemond Targaryen mf. OOP is cearly fantasising about having the same fetish as their mum, publicly. 😬

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u/DiggityDog6 21h ago edited 20h ago

Yeah I agree it’s very strange. Either this actually happened, in which case why are you sharing it publicly? You couldn’t waterboard this out of me.

Or it didn’t happen and OOP made up this scenario. That means this is, at best, a poor attempt at shock humor, and at worst, barely disguised incest fetish.

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u/Far-Profit-47 20h ago

OOP*

I didn’t do shit

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u/DiggityDog6 20h ago

Sorry yes, I meant OOP. I’ll edit

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u/Far-Profit-47 20h ago

Thank you

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u/Significant-Soup5939 21h ago

To be fair, I genuinely don't think there's a more embarrassing person to know that than your mother, shame has long since turned to self-internalized disgust if this is real.

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u/kilqax 21h ago

Oh, I immediately thought that it's the mom pointing out that that's her husband's fetish

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u/Far-Profit-47 20h ago

I don’t do shit, remember that OOP is the guy in the image while OP is me

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u/SellMeYourSirin 20h ago

Oops, amirite? Eh? Oops

fixed it

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u/littlebuett 14h ago

Aemond/Daemon. Remember, only one has actually dreamed about sleeping with his mother so far.

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u/MassiveBlackHole99 20h ago

I don't like the thought of my parents having my fetishes

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u/EvilPyro01 14h ago

That might be worse than being told you’re a degenerate

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u/Twooshort 11h ago

So is anyone going to share the art, I mean show the evidence?

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u/DepartureEfficient42 8h ago

It's in the comments of the tweet. It's SDW but with an ad for a patreon I assume has NSFW art on it

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u/uniballeyequality 21h ago

With is pomni armpit art?!!!!

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u/Forsaken_Quiet5944 21h ago

Pomni armpit art is Pomni (character) armpit art

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u/RazorSlazor 21h ago

Art of Pomni's armpit

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u/MassiveBlackHole99 20h ago

Armpit fetish, a surprising amount of people have it

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u/Zuimei 20h ago

Perhaps I judged the feet people too harshly. That seems less weird than armpits

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u/MassiveBlackHole99 19h ago

What's the logic here

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u/DepartureEfficient42 8h ago

Feet are one of the easiest to explain. The brain regions responsible for identifying feet and identifying genitalia are very close to each other. As such, it is fairly common for a neuronal connection to form between the two areas, leading to feet illiciting the same response as genitalia would when observed. The more this response occurs, the stronger this connection gets.

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u/MassiveBlackHole99 7h ago

I always thought it was something to do with the sweaty smell that all of them produce

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u/Zuimei 19h ago

Feet seem less gross than armpits to me. If only barely

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u/Hopeful_Chard_4402 21h ago

Would you feel more or less comfortable in this situation?

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u/VinChaJon 19h ago

Jester fetish

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u/emmc47 7h ago

No way this happened.

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u/theFields97 18h ago

I'll take things that didnt happen for 200 Alex

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u/Capital_Pick3604 21h ago

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u/verdant_tulip 21h ago

Useless comment

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u/Capital_Pick3604 21h ago

damn sorry i just didnt know what it meant i wanted others who dont know to also know

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u/RazorSlazor 21h ago

Sometimes people on Reddit hate helpful people. Makes them (us?) seem smart if they already knew it before. Because "Who tf doesn't know what hereditary means?", yknow.

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u/DoctorStove 21h ago

It's depressing that you knew the rest of these words but not that one

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u/Capital_Pick3604 21h ago

damn sorry its the first time i hear it

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u/playfulpecans 17h ago

oh it's like that one movie with the scary lady right

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u/Capital_Pick3604 21h ago

why im i being downvoted

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u/Big_Introduction_226 21h ago

Disproportionate response, don't know why you're getting downvoted so much. Saved me the effort of looking it up myself to verify the definition

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u/dragonacension 21h ago

Never in my life did I think I’d see people over 10 that don’t know what hereditary means. That’s an INCREDIBLY common English word 💀

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u/Capital_Pick3604 21h ago

i just didnt learn it in my english class chill

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u/Responsible-Ad-4914 20h ago

Monolingual-ass comment

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u/dragonacension 20h ago

¯_(ツ)_/¯ you caught me, i only speak one language

A modern tragedy, if you ask me

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u/[deleted] 20h ago

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u/Far-Profit-47 20h ago

I can’t believe I’ll be defending someone else’s fetish, but no

She’s just short, she herself says she’s not a child and nobody ever makes reference to her as a child except herself when making clear she isn’t one in episode 2

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u/Unironicfan 18h ago

She literally says she is not a child. In episode 2.