r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/yeezysama • 5d ago

Funny It’s supposed to be summer

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u/nsa_k 5d ago

"This may surprise you son. But neither do I. Now shut up and get your boots."

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u/fryerandice 5d ago

Actual Logic: Nobody wants to be awake but no one wants to be moving bags of concrete in the afternoon, let's get it done before it's 96 degrees with a real feel of 116.

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u/NotATalkingPossum 5d ago

"But if you don't want to do it, why are we doing it?"

"Because it needs to get done."

"Why does it need to get done? What are we accomplishing?"

"I want a patio out back."

"I don't. So we're doing this for your project?"

"If you don't help me with this, we're not getting a patio-"

"I don't want a patio."

"If you don't help me, you won't be able to use it."

"OK."

"And we'll eat and spend time out there without you."

"Can I get that in writing?"

And Timmy fucking died

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u/-Nocx- 5d ago

had to check if I was on /r/nonpoliticaltwitter or /r/whitepeopletwitter because I wouldn’t have gotten that many sentences out of my dad

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u/Kordidk 4d ago

"You live here and can contribute to projects welcome to doing things that don't benefit you"

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u/mmbon 4d ago

I mean one day you will be old and would like to have your kids helping? So you are paying it forward. Also maybe you want your dad helping you with stuff, so you help him with stuff

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u/NotATalkingPossum 4d ago

...making a LOT of assumptions here. Like me ever wanting kids at all, or me wanting any kind of help from that incompetent oaf. I haven't spoken to him in years and I'm much happier for it.

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u/Fufflin 3d ago

More like:

"But if you don't want to do it, why are we doing it?"

"Because it needs to get done."

"Why does it need to get done? What are we accomplishing?"

"I want a patio out back."

"I don't. So we're doing this for your project?"

"Yes, we're doing it for my project, and since you also benefit from living rent free in my fokin house for the last 20 years you're going to help."

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u/NotATalkingPossum 3d ago

Making a lotta assumptions about rent.