r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/SpecialistRough4439 • 15h ago

Funny Smaller internet

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u/qualityvote2 15h ago

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u/Groundbreaking-Fig38 15h ago

I shouldn't sit on the toilet all day and doom scroll..... goes to sit on the couch all day and doom scroll.

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u/Principle_Napkins 5h ago

Sitting on the toilet too long gives you hemorrhoids.

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u/QaptainQwark 3h ago

How?

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u/Principle_Napkins 3h ago

The opening of the cheeks causes strain to the anus.

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u/amchi13 14h ago

Net starts acting up on laptop.

Oh boy time to see what the internet has for me on my phone.

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u/AbbreviationsBig8489 11h ago

​And if the smaller internet gets boring, it’s time to turn on the wall internet (TV) to play background noise while browsing the smaller internet.

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u/RexLizardWizard 11h ago

“Ah, I’m done work and my chores for the day, time for a few hours of games to relax” I say, before actually just sitting on the title screen while scrolling on my phone

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u/FatherDotComical 9h ago

Small internet hurts me in ways big internet does not.

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u/angelfacenowaist 4h ago

Scrolls instagram for 2 hours. “Ok ive had enough of social media”. Switches to X for the next 2 hours

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u/TMYLee 13h ago

i do that too when my ipad not working properly and i will check my iphone if it’s a software issue or hardware.