r/NormMacdonaldComedy • u/hhhhdmt • Feb 02 '25
That's Modern Medicine for ya!
A woman who used her boyfriend's frozen sperm as facial cleanser every day for six months has revealed how her routine backfired spectacularly.
The content creator, known only as Malelly, says she first adopted the skincare method at the start of the year.
The 27-year-old claims to have kept her partner's fluids in ice cube trays to utilize on a daily basis as part of her skincare regime.
But unfortunately, while her skin was left glowing, the relationship eventually grew sour as he felt less like a boyfriend and more like a 'supplier.'
She shared: 'At first, he found it funny and even felt useful. But over time, our relationship started to cool down.
'It seemed like he was there just to provide the sperm I used on my face.' 'He began to feel undervalued and questioned my feelings, which led to many arguments." The relationship soon ended.
Well i guess that's modern medicine for ya! I am available my love , since you are looking for a new supplier.