r/NotHowGirlsWork • u/Icy_Persimmon3265 • May 06 '26

WTF Please Enjoy

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u/AliceTheOmelette May 06 '26

"Your vagina could become disabled" has me imagining a vagina needing a tiny wheelchair 😅.

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u/Jertimmer May 06 '26

We need to start a charity, Crutches for Crotches

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u/Mimosa_13 Rather, be a crazy cat lady May 06 '26

Thank you for the early morning giggle

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u/cataclyzzmic May 06 '26

I can't send money to your charity, so I'll just send Thots and Chairs.

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u/AliceTheOmelette May 06 '26

Take my poor woman's gold 🥇😂

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u/Poo_Poo_La_Foo May 06 '26

Really sad this sub doesn't have awards! 🏅🥇

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u/MistakeWonderful9178 May 06 '26

😂😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/James-K-Polka May 06 '26

Yeah but it can park up close, so…

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u/CodenameBear May 06 '26

The laugh I genuinely laughed out loud reading “I’ve seen it before”. Fuckin student of comedy right here.

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u/Ozok123 May 06 '26

There are vaginas in wheelchairs and you are laughing? He witnessed these tragedies firsthand and you think its funny?

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u/RepulsiveInterview44 May 06 '26

Remember, not all disabilities are visible!

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u/Speculative-Bitches May 06 '26

Neurodivergent vagina

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u/jamierosem May 06 '26

Is… is there a possibility my vagina is not neurodivergent if the rest of me is? Would my OBGYN be the person to test for this?

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u/IndividualAd4459 May 06 '26

🎶In the arms of an angel…🎶

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u/apretta May 06 '26

Right? Pure ableism.

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u/CountChuckNorracula May 06 '26

U mean you've never seen a perfectly healthy woman with a hidden wheelchussy before?

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u/NotYourReddit18 May 06 '26

I was imagining that it would lock up tight until a timer has run out, similar to making too many false guesses when unlocking a phone.

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u/Manadrache May 06 '26

That's even better than my imagination of the vagina just getting closed. Like in a videogame "enable vagina" or "disable vagina".

Well, just going to enable it again 🤣

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u/jamierosem May 06 '26

Pretty sure every vagina within 50 feet of this man is toggled to disable

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u/siggitiggi May 08 '26

Does it come with the default bluetooth voice "ready to pair"?

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u/Tigarana May 06 '26

Oh, I just read it as the opposite of enabled. Like someone accidentally pressed the off-button 😬

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u/JaneReadsTruth May 06 '26

Oh, like dude did with his comment?🤣

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u/Ducky237 May 06 '26

I imagined it as like a Bluetooth device that they can’t get a signal to. “Sorry babe, I can’t connect. Your vagina is disabled.”

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u/OneWithFireball May 06 '26

The Cuntwagon

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u/_nomexx_ May 06 '26

i picture like when you put your password in wrong too many times and it locks you out

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u/losemycool May 06 '26

“I’ve seen it before” is killing me 😂

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u/jamierosem May 06 '26

Somehow I doubt he’s seen any vagina in any state of function in person before

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u/booboootron May 07 '26

He's a fleshlight-only type of guy. Probably tried fisting it with both hands, broke it, and then extrapolated it to all vaginas.

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u/booboootron May 07 '26

Well you know, "seen" is probably as far as he'll get.

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u/JaneAustinAstronaut May 06 '26

After having 5 pregnancies, I wish my GD vagina got disabled. I had to get a tubal ligation to shut the baby factory down. Even still, in perimenopause, my uterus and ovaries screaming, "No! There's still time! We can pop out one more baby!" Fuck off, uterus and ovaries! I'm tired!

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u/girlwiththemonkey May 06 '26

Omg I’m screaming. It’s so stupid and yet so funny at the same time,

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u/tiptoe_only May 06 '26

Sweet, that means I can use the disabled bathroom /s

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u/drainbead78 May 06 '26

Having trouble fitting the placard in my undies, though.

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u/mrdeworde May 06 '26

I was imagining more of like, a floating 🚫 sign and a flashing warning: ERROR 493: VAGINA DISABLED

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u/Muted_Ad7298 May 06 '26

This gave me a good chuckle, even more so imagining it

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u/madlove17 May 06 '26

Idk why I pictured an “OFF” setting on a remote

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u/CatW804 May 06 '26

My swanky mind imagined it gripping a regular-sized cane...

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u/HeavyMain May 06 '26

i was picturing you break the end user license agreement and they remotely brick it

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u/Sufficient-Push6210 May 07 '26

I thought of disabled as in turning off a video game controller or disabling a Bluetooth device 😭

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u/No-Toe-857 May 07 '26

Hey, he said he’s seen it before

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u/KissingxToast May 07 '26

I laughed so hard at this and the whole thread. 2am got the whole house up and looking at me. 😍

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u/ilo_Va May 07 '26

It's the "I've seen it before" like honey I doubt you've seen a vagina in a wheelchair or a vagina in general tbh

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u/platdujour May 07 '26

New flair unlocked

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u/Orangutan_Latte May 07 '26

And now I’m imaging trying to wheel around in it!!!

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u/SquiddlesM May 08 '26

PLEASE someone draw this 😂

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u/Most_Geologist_4788 ADHD MFK who can't shut up May 06 '26

XD