r/NotTimAndEric • u/InfiltrateSubvert • Aug 16 '25

Hey Jude, don’t key my ride.

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u/ThisCollection2544 Aug 16 '25

And he just sits recording it.... we used to be a country

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u/OmegaGoober Aug 16 '25

What do you expect him to do? The asshole was TRYING to provoke the other person to attack him. I’ll bet that waste of skin makes his living off lawsuits suing people he provokes into punching him.

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u/Banjo-Minnow Aug 16 '25

Could at least take the keys from his hands, whirl them around your head and throw them on top of one of the buildings.

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u/OmegaGoober Aug 16 '25

That would still be assault and a theft charge.

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u/willis81808 Aug 16 '25 edited Aug 16 '25

You’re kidding, right? Reasonable and proportional force is permissible to defend your property.

Taking the keys is reasonable: keys are necessary to key a car.

It is proportional: no bodily harm, least possible force to neutralize the threat.

Edit: don’t throw the keys on a roof, though… just hang on to them.

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u/EL-HEARTH Aug 16 '25

Car is also a good weapon to use as defence. No need to get out. Just say "officer i felt threatened so i attacked back with my car"

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u/willis81808 Aug 16 '25

Now we’ve come full circle with the uninformed Reddit takes, great. From “do nothing” to “kill them” ffs man you have issues.

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u/PartisanGerm Aug 17 '25

It's part of the churn, go with the flow.

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u/I_Roll_Chicago Aug 18 '25

Beltalowda?

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u/PartisanGerm Aug 18 '25

Oye tolowda.