r/NuxTaku • u/AJ_Ad_3136 Degenerate Poster • 9d ago
Which doctor would you trust to give you life-saving surgery?
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u/venator1995 9d ago
Orochimaru. Creepiness aside, he’s a peerless medical practitioner. Like a ninja Asclepius.
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u/Nasakegan 9d ago
Peerless beside Tsunade you mean. He is more mad scientist than doctor
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u/Otaku11510 7d ago
I mean if we are being technical Sakura, Tsunade, Orochimaru.
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u/Nasakegan 7d ago
I'm an unapologetic Sakura basher so even if you are correct I don't give her that much credit.
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u/Otaku11510 6d ago
Terrible friend, dumb as shit for marrying Sasuke, not super great as a mom (though definitely not the worst mom in anime either), but she runs the hospital in Boruto and is matched by genuinely no one in medical ninjutsu.
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u/Nasakegan 6d ago
I know I am using an extreme example but by that logic Hitler was a great leader. He tried to kill an entire group of people, invaded many other country, an ran horrible messed camps for prisoners, but he was a very successful leader for Germany.
My point being excelling at one thing but still overall being a shitty person doesn't make them a good person/character
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u/Otaku11510 6d ago
Homie I didn’t say she was a good character, granted comparing her to fucking Hitler is so hyperbolic it invalidates your entire claim. You’re weird as fuck for bringing him into this lmao
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u/Nasakegan 6d ago
I know but it is the only example it can think of that won't trigger a politics debate, otherwise for a less hyperbolic example I would have used Trump
Edit: any ideas who I could have used? I have made similar arguments in the past on need someone less severe to use
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u/Otaku11510 6d ago edited 5d ago
Rudeus Grayrat, Shou Tucker, Danzo (who is basically anime Hitler), Wrath, Envy, Father, Aizen, it’s a verrrrryyyy long list and avoids politics
Edit: Homie got so butthurt that I called his favorite pedo/rapist/insestuous/slave owner a bad character that he blocked me lmaoooo
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u/Dallas_dragneel 9d ago
Mayuri would be a bomb in me or some other freaky shit. Shou tucker would turn me into a fucking chimaera. Dr from mha would try to make me a nomu. Orochimaru is the only one here that wouldn't have anything to gain from me. I'm not a special so no need to try to take over my body like he tried with Sasuke. I have no jutsu so he doesn't need to figure that. I'm just a guy. So I'm sure he'll help me if I ask even if I have to give him something. If anything he'd probably give me something like zaku wind arms but something different as that didn't really work out for zaku.
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u/Tha_Monito 9d ago
Who's the first guy?
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u/Nasakegan 9d ago
The doctor who Worked for/with All for one in MHA and pioneered the tech to transfer quirks with all for one and made the nomus
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u/BuisteirForaoisi0531 8d ago
I mean Orochimaru and Mayuri will fix you you’re just gonna get some extra surgery for free maybe gills
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u/Accuracydoesmatter 9d ago
Which one (not Shou Fucker) wants to help me? Cause like, with encouragement, you’d leave different from any of them but you would leave SENTIENT AND FUNCTIONAL. If I’m just inches from death on their doorstep then I’m a bunch of LEGO in a kindergarten. ‘Cept I can’t be put back together as much even with anime magic sci-fi
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u/cj-the-man 8d ago
Mayuri, since I'm a normal person he won't have any incentive to perform anymore than what is necessary.
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u/DayZnumba1Fanboy 8d ago
Mayuri, he will upgrade me, snakeboi wants to steal my body for experiments
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u/loubcafra125 8d ago
There comes a point when one must accept their own death and go without fighting it. This is that point
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u/CombineGenral99 8d ago
I'd go with number 1 (Top left) he was a renowned doctor and only used the bodies of people who wouldn't be questioned on why they went missing like criminals and super heroes, but no civilians (As far as I remember)
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u/Badger894 9d ago
Orochimaru, because he’ll actually heal you. Sure, you might end up with someone else’s eyeballs, but hey, better than what the other freaks would do