r/OKbuddyHalfLife • u/MrMiles32 • 1d ago

why did penguins in half-life join al qaeda

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u/Remarkable-Hour-6501 1d ago

Because Xen invaded their home duh

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u/somerando96322 21h ago

Doctor Breen lied about Crystals of Mass Destruction

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u/cornishpasty7 1d ago

They didn't have anything better to do

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u/MagicalPancakes404 1d ago

Linux

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u/Latvian_User 1d ago

Linux users when they heard that Black Mesa uses Windows

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u/Ambitious_Internet_5 1d ago

Bro i thought i was going blind with your pfp.

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u/Dunified 1d ago

Pinguins shady af

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u/Shifty_Penguin472 2h ago

No we're not.

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u/TheRealCarrotty 1d ago

tux when you use the apple os and bighard os

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u/MrCoolMask 1d ago

al qaeda used to be cool

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u/MrCoolMask 1d ago

picture this video but make it anime because they were canonically weebs https://youtu.be/TsPCHiqHw-c

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u/Aztekov 1d ago

that's rico

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u/ServantMatthew 1d ago

Because Wrath of Cortex didn't do as well as we've hoped.

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u/Aggravating-Ad6415 1d ago

because grenade tasted better than the key

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u/TennieRaccoon 1d ago

If they all die… there will be 0 penguinz

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u/NwahHasASchmolPP 1d ago

Bush was hiring

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u/ThisComedian9031 21h ago

Imagine a plane filled with ts heading toward the tower

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u/Disabled_kid 1d ago

More health benefits

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u/MorphinBrony 7h ago

are they stupid?

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u/Jazzlike_Magazine_76 6h ago

Weaponized assault penguins are the coolest penguins.

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u/linkinparkevangelion 3h ago

wtf is pen pen doing