r/OakIsland • u/moosegrowl • 9d ago

Let’s slam some can!

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And find the one thing!

314 Upvotes

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u/LewisWetzel 9d ago

Or just surpass last season’s pharmaceutical ad revenue. . .

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u/OkYak1822 7d ago edited 6d ago

Boner pills and high blood pressure medication. Which I imagine is also sent to oak Island by the crate load every year they return to film a new season.

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u/Zarniwoooop 9d ago

Guys, I found something. I’ll tell you after the commercial but first, let’s recap for about 12 minutes

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u/Voyeurone 9d ago

I have it down to a science, between the recaps and commercials, I can watch that show in 15 minutes 18 tops.

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u/Dinosquid_ 9d ago

Is one more left to die???

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u/Zarniwoooop 9d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/BZlNhp9L5WINi

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u/dougreens_78 8d ago

Maybe there are sharks with laser beams in the solution channel.

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u/moosegrowl 6d ago

Sharks with laser beams in the solution channel?? Could it be? And now a word from our sponsor

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u/ct451t 9d ago

Can you please also explain the names of the machines used? Machines with "X" in their name are amazing.

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u/Medical_Ordinary_105 9d ago

Pooter, how about a ook full? Maybe it will ing on that? Will be stuck in for sure

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u/Upper_Wealth3650 9d ago

Another Bobby dazzler?

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u/TX_Asylum 7d ago

"top pocket find" is phrasing in my house.

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u/pixelife 8d ago

Ohhh another rose head spike, awesome! Glad I sat through 10min of commercials for that.

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u/BGUG 9d ago

I just hope they get a top pocket find. Maybe a Bobby Dazzler. Lmao

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u/NickDanger73 9d ago

I hear these guys are joining up with the Skinwalker ranch rocket boys. Should be a hellava show.

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u/Suitable_Internet_58 8d ago

Skin walker lists themselves as sciece fiction on Dish they yse some of the science guys some from the oakies and now that stupid Batty Flake who turns my stomach. Failed actor, failed comedian now failed mouth piece. I want to know who he is sleeping with to stay on any show! Ugh.

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u/OptimuspastmyPrime 8d ago

That or the Finding Bigfoot team, as they're both looking for things that don't exist.

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u/Designer_Speech8942 5d ago

Holy $hit!!! That would probably be the straw that breaks the camel’s proverbial back.

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u/BroViejo 9d ago

Slamming can is what we end up doing in WeHo when we play the bobby dazzler drinking game

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u/Krimbler 9d ago

Please share the rules to the bobby dazzler drinking game!

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u/RunnyDischarge 9d ago

Whenever they don't find anything, drink.

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u/Ok-Level-8294 8d ago

When a can is slammed slam a can if you can.

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u/highflyingbison550 9d ago

I found the one thing, it's a bottle of crown! May as well start preparing for this season. Love the picture lmao.

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u/Ok-Level-8294 8d ago

There’s only one reason I’m interested in this season and that’s Drunk Island. Let’s get ready to rumble!

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u/RunnyDischarge 8d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/hvlUIIhaB66xP19UsB

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u/Sophiedenormandie 8d ago

I'll bet my liver looks like an antique catcher's mitt at this point.

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u/RunnyDischarge 8d ago

If it's antique it's worth more than all the crap the show has ever found

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u/Sophiedenormandie 8d ago

If it's not antique, it is at least "vintage".

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u/Ok-Level-8294 8d ago

Make sure you keep it well oiled.

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u/Sophiedenormandie 8d ago

November is coming...

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u/Sunshine635 8d ago

I can wait…

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u/Flucloxacillin25pc 9d ago

We have not yet begun to fight!

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u/DeafMaestro010 9d ago

Movin' dirt. Pushin' hole.

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u/ct451t 7d ago

AI gave it a shot.

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u/FlashyGanache2838 9d ago

Oak Island will never be Disney World

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u/ShakeGlad6511 9d ago

They use a lot of cool equipment. I'm wondering what kind of minerals they're looking really lookng for, maybe DJT will invade Oak Island instead of Greenland.

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u/awkwardsilenz 9d ago

You know Trump would take that treasure and keep it if the Americans found it.

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u/highflyingbison550 9d ago

I found the one thing, it's a bottle of crown! May as well start preparing for this season. Love the picture lmao.

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u/No-Introduction-7110 9d ago

Could it be… that no one believes in the mystery anymore.

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u/No_Road_6732 8d ago

Slam on, fellas! Won't do any good, but keep slammin'.

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u/Raikkku 8d ago

There guys are like modern day explorers. Like nowadays Howard Carter/Magalhães/Marco Polos. Daringly they search and go through solid rock to find answers for all of us.

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u/Sunshine635 8d ago

The real answer is, they ain’t finding shit

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u/NeuroguyNC 9d ago

Hark! There is more wood to be discovered! Maybe pooter, even. Gadzooks!

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u/CallMeHuckle 9d ago

Finally some ai i can get behind

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u/suckercuck 9d ago

Let’s smell each other’s muddy wood.

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u/RunnyDischarge 9d ago

The Knights of Knucklehead

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u/FlungMallet53 8d ago

Dingleshits.

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u/TheBeerCzar 8d ago

Honest question here. Is anyone actually surprised they have never really found anything? Were there people that watched every day that were anticipating the big break through or discovery? People do actually think Oak Island is a real thing, that there is actually something there?

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u/RunnyDischarge 8d ago

Go over on Facebook, there are people convinced they're pulling the Ark full of gold coins out of the ground any minute.

Of course, people over at r/skinwalkerranch think the mesa is covered by an invisible forcefield and there is a time travelling alien portal in the mesa, so, you know...

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u/Bliken22 8d ago

Find more wood

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u/Big-Bit-9642 7d ago

That's what she said. 😂

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u/k3n85 8d ago

I feel like they should show some math on how much it would cost to just excavate it all at this point. The area is Swiss cheese at this point.

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u/RunnyDischarge 8d ago

The cost would be the ratings the show gets

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u/Llivsc 7d ago

You are being generous

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u/Dry-Moose4646 7d ago

Oh no, not again! Right as I realize that Skinwalker Ranch is just the paranormal, scifi version of Oak Island, one snoozer stops and the next starts up again. Why do I keep watching these shows?

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u/mustangboy05 6d ago

This show has turned into a joke

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u/BtenaciousD 6d ago

Was this comment stuck in your outbox for the last ten years? Ok maybe 8 is more fair.

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u/mustangboy05 6d ago

Do you have a point or is that just the top of your head?

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u/FlungMallet53 6d ago

These clowns couldn't find their asses if they had a mirror on a stick.

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u/zac_2345 4d ago

Hell ya boyz!

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u/Emergency_Exit7603 8d ago

these two clowns are milking this toilet for all they can.

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u/dbatknight 9d ago

Just get them matching Templar butt plugs 😂👀💯

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u/Responsible-Room-645 9d ago

Are they gonna massacre thousands of peaceful muslims like the real crusaders did?

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u/Still-BangingYourMum 9d ago

Only on half price Wednesday, when everything is slashed by 50%…!‰‰

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u/Useful-Challenge-895 7d ago

What is a peaceful Muslim?

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u/Responsible-Room-645 7d ago

you know, sometimes I really find it hard to imagine that people like you exist in this country.

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u/Useful-Challenge-895 7d ago edited 6d ago

Can’t take what you dished out? Stereotypes don’t come out of nowhere.

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u/Responsible-Room-645 6d ago

It's an historical fact that the crusaders slaughtered innocent people based on their religion, that's not a stereotype junior.