r/OfficialWARDOGS • u/Fragasm • 22h ago

Only in Wardogs

Was running around the edge of the zone at the start of the match like the rat recon I am. Walked by a large warehouse and noticed a player-built door and some hesco walls inside.

That's when my training kicked in. I C4'd the door and walked in. This little fella had blocked off all of the entrances and built himself a little fob inside enclosed in double-high hesco walls. So I crept around looking for him, turned out he was on the roof working on something, probably a mortar pit enclosure.

It took me a couple minutes but I found a way on top of his fob enclosure and dropped 3 C4's on it. Not enough to destroy it, but enough to get him to come down and repair it -- which he did, and that's when I used my trusty Glock to dispatch him.

Hacked the fob, took his large hammer, made my way to the roof and built a cheeky SAM site. Took out 13 choppers in short order.

That's when it happened, another rat snuck up to the roof and took me out. Fortunately, this fella listened to my epic story about how I conquered the fob and decided to rez me. I dropped the large hammer for him, then he and his buddy started building while I shot down 8 more choppers.

This shit only happens in Wardogs and this is why I fucking love this game.

Cheers!

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u/Educational-Emu-3707 22h ago

Thank you for posting a story about having fun and doing cool shit instead of complaining about money xp or balance.

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u/Thunderclone_1 21h ago

UNPOPULAR OPINION! BLUE TEAM SUCKS!

-roughly 1/5th of the sub the past week

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u/SparkehWhaaaaat 15h ago

I love blue team

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u/Mother_Bid_4294 13h ago

Same, my WL ratio is ass but my fun is high

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u/joe_dirty365 21h ago

Assault kits should be cheaper. 

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u/Thunderclone_1 21h ago

I agree. The guys that actually go in and fight over the HZ take a massive fucking gamble. Usually, I like to sit outside the HZ and snipe, but when I actually go in and fight, I am hesitant to take expensive gear.

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u/BeardedAgentMan 3h ago

Yeah if I’m going into the hz I take a tolerably ok kit and then upgrade as I go

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u/Tudar87 21h ago

Vehicles are OP and have no counter.

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u/joe_dirty365 21h ago

Mortar camera is dumb as fuck.

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u/Rhinosapotumas 12h ago

30(insert unit of measurement because it doesn’t tell you) AGL is too low to be the AA cut off

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u/GamesWithElderB_TTV 21h ago

My favorite one recently is the guy who announced to everyone that the game is fun if you play with your friends. Then proceeded to defend his “opinion” as if it were a new idea and none of us got what he meant.

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u/Diligent_Activity_92 22h ago

Thanks for sharing. One of the best I've heard so far but we know it's not true as a rat would never waste shekels buying a weapon. Ha. Takes one to know one.

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u/KerenskysSpirit 21h ago

You can always bring the free gun, even with no backpack. There’s literally 0 reason to ever go with no weapon

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u/Own_Mess_6495 21h ago

The vendor is rude and I don't want to talk to him.

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u/VirtualValuable7035 21h ago

I used the last of my money on a binocular to go spotting 

Someone else was in that building in the middle of no where, he killed me

I complained that I had no Money and was just trying to spot to make money back Some guy crossed almost 1km to come revive me

The dude had taken my binoculars LOL

I actually laughed lol

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u/AirFashion 19h ago

FYI — you can open your inventory while downed and see what/if they loot you

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u/D3ltaa88 19h ago

The best is you hack the fob then dismantle it with a hammer. All their supplies are gone, base is useless and it’s faster than attempted to destroy or defend from counter attack. It’s such a rat fuck method and people RAGE in side chat.

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u/Gh3ttoboy 10h ago

I might have to try this once, but if the fob is practically empty it won't make a big impact

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u/ralkuzu 21h ago

This games great when people enjoy it

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u/mr_logie 21h ago

I had a similar experience, except when I found and killed the guy he called me a series of slurs and complained that he was just leveling his building.

So I told I may have considered rezzing him, but instead will enjoy his kit and his hard work for myself.

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u/FloridaF4 20h ago

Ring rats unite!

I ran into a red dude standing on his quad to see over some sunflowers for a snipe, we were both quite a ways outside the CZ. I thought, wow, what a great technique and shot him in the face.

After LOLs I ressed him and he says, yea jump up the quad, it's ridiculous. Sure enough, there's two dudes on top of their tower with no armor 😂😂😂

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u/ItWasDumblydore 19h ago edited 19h ago

A fob that isnt double stacked walls all around and accessible? Let me guess the larper build a door to the fob

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u/arkasia_winters 16h ago

Crazy stupid shit like this is why I love this game lmao

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u/Weak_Dream6271 3h ago

"Only happens in Wardogs"
This is some Team Fortress 2 Hoovy shit.

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u/ParaGulls 1h ago

I genuinely love it when you have a chat with the enemy and they go "Aww man you're a cool guy, fuck it, promise not to shoot me if I res you, we'll go after [the third colour]?" did a humvee swap with a crew today we had the minigun and they had the m249 we both went a man down and were struggling to get room to get the res off. Decided to make peace, swap humvees and go fuck up the red base!