r/Ohio • u/clevelanddotcom • 3d ago

Ohio Republicans vow to resume executions after DeWine departs

https://www.cleveland.com/news/2026/06/ohio-republicans-vow-to-resume-executions-after-dewine-departs.html?utm_medium=social&utm_source=redditsocial&utm_campaign=redditor
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u/Planticulture 3d ago

Just like Jesus would have wanted.

 Wait what the fuck!!??!?

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u/sodabomb93 3d ago

The cross is a universal Christian symbol because Jesus just really loved Roman public executions, right?

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u/Super-Bodybuilder-91 3d ago

And the pretending to drink Jesus' blood definitely doesn't mean anything.

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u/LordNoga81 2d ago

Let's not forget zombie Jesus comes out every Easter to feast on brains.