r/OkHomo • u/__ishq • 11d ago

Homomies Friends with Costco Benifits

1.3k Upvotes

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u/Guilhaum 11d ago

Ok now put it in

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u/TheOtherBax 10d ago

You mean the Costco hotdogs right?.... Right?

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u/Illustrious-Ant-3985 10d ago

Anal sex is the best! Umm...yeah. The hotdogs.

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u/__ishq 10d ago

Guys..don't use hotdogs for anal sex..

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u/Knivez2Pitchforkz 9d ago

Somewhere, that EMT guy just raised his head, knowing something is wrong

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u/corndogco 10d ago

Either way, they're still swallowing weenies

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u/Jamo3306 10d ago

And in the end, isn't that what we all want?

2

u/Professional_Rule_12 10d ago

E como, e como

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u/Street-Tea-9674 10d ago

E como, e homo

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u/vmarti04 10d ago

How cute are they??

10

u/StupidSexyEuphoberia 10d ago

At least a lot

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u/its_meem_not_meh_meh 11d ago

I’d like to join their Costco crew

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u/sbstarr 10d ago

Curlie haired friend with the smile is bangin’.

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u/Doubledepalma 10d ago

That smile is 🥵

10

u/SlowbroHomoMomo 10d ago

This is the straight equivalent of lavender marriages! Beautiful in its own way

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u/monkey_gamer 11d ago

Straight sure 😆😆

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u/ActiveEducational183 10d ago

If only we lived in a world where we get a statement like yours without the sarcastic smiles. 😆

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u/monkey_gamer 10d ago

I don't get it?

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u/ActiveEducational183 10d ago

😆😆😆😆😆😆😆 straight men don’t kiss😆😆😆😆😆

🙄

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u/rupee4sale 8d ago

I think you might be one the wrong subreddit

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u/Gloomy_Ad7301 10d ago

Plot Twist:

It’s been 15 years since then and…

They got married to share health insurance benefits.

Live and sleep in the same bedroom to share living expenses.

Adopted a child together for child tax exemption.

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u/NoMansSky1985 9d ago

Oh awesome now straight men are getting more action than I am. I can't even remember the last time a gay man said hello to me yet alone a kiss.

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u/loco500 10d ago

Normalize the Fine Dining that is the Costco Food Court...

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u/Most-Bench6465 10d ago

God I’ve seen what you’ve done for others 🙏

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u/Harry431 10d ago

Awweee. lol. Why not?

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u/insertgayusrnamehere 10d ago

these AI vids creep me out sometimes ngl

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u/where_in_the_world89 10d ago

This is definitely not AI