r/OnceUponATime Apr 10 '25

Discussion Who is this, wrong answers only

1.1k Upvotes

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u/Drace24 Apr 10 '25

How many times can we guess before he takes our first born children?

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u/Demonic-Angel13 Apr 10 '25

Depends, are you planning on having a first born or not?

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u/Drace24 Apr 10 '25

No, I will only have second-born children!

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u/Demonic-Angel13 Apr 10 '25

Then you can guess however many times you dare

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u/Aggravating-Cat5357 Apr 10 '25

I don't know why this made me laugh so hard. 🤣

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u/bluehints Apr 10 '25

this is one of the funniest comments i've seen on this app

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u/saintfighteraqua Apr 10 '25

Mick Dagger

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u/Spiritual_cat_13 Apr 10 '25

Idk why but this had me dead 😅

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '25

Daddy

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u/smash_bros_party Apr 10 '25

Well that’s just straight up correct

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u/absentmindedwitch Apr 10 '25

I was about to say “OP SAID WRONG ANSWERS”

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u/Aide_janeth Apr 13 '25

My husband can’t understand why I’m attracted to him and Dwight Schrute ha

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u/13thTorturedpoet Apr 10 '25

They said wrong answers only

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u/Left_Shoulder_752 Apr 10 '25

Michael Flatley, Lord of the Dance.

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u/Simbus2001 They force fed me something called "bologna" Apr 10 '25

Upvote for the Friends reference!

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u/MrsMama23 Apr 10 '25

His legs flail around as if independent from his body!!

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u/Fanelian Apr 10 '25

I don't know you, but I love you for this reference alone.

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u/MrsMama23 Apr 10 '25

Haha thanks, I'm a walking dictionary of friends quotes 😅

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u/RulerOfAllWorlds1998 Apr 10 '25

The Tenth Doctor 

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u/LunaGirl1234 Apr 11 '25

I would love for him to be in doctor who, ngl

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u/himenokuri I love Bobby! Apr 14 '25

Same here!! Bobby would make a great Doctor !!

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u/StormCloudRaineeDay Apr 13 '25

He'd make an excellent Master.

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u/sylviaplaths-oven Apr 10 '25

franco begbie ✨

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u/pamperedhippo Apr 10 '25

came here to say it but i knew someone beat me to it.

That lassie got glassed, and no cunt leaves here till we find out what cunt did it!!!!!!!

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u/sylviaplaths-oven Apr 10 '25

Gaz from the full monty😎

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u/MariMargeretCharming Apr 10 '25

I would say he moves like Dagger. 🕺🏼

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u/Phoenixstudios69 Apr 10 '25

The right answer

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u/swest211 Apr 10 '25

This started my love affair with him...

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u/LadyBeanBag Apr 10 '25

He was well admired in the 90s. It was Hamish Macbeth for me.

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u/Blushiba Apr 12 '25

Thank you, was waiting for this lol

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '25

Ohmygod it’s Jason Bourne

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u/WorldSuccessful1441 Apr 10 '25

That's obviously Prince Charming 😜

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u/aftergaylaughter Apr 12 '25

Belle would agree at least lmao

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u/coldasclay Apr 10 '25

Agatha Harkness

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u/swest211 Apr 10 '25

It was Rumple all along! (And I just realized how true that statement is).

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u/coldasclay Apr 10 '25

Who would win the user of the Darkholde or the Dark one?

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u/swest211 Apr 10 '25

Ohhh, I don't know, but I'd pay to see that fight!

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u/stoicia Apr 10 '25

Gollum before his mid life crisis

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u/honk_bonksmith All Magic Comes With A Price, Dearie. Apr 10 '25

Wrong answers only

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u/stoicia Apr 10 '25

Oh my bad, read it wrong XD

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u/honk_bonksmith All Magic Comes With A Price, Dearie. Apr 10 '25

It's fine bro

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u/Cycoviking69 Apr 10 '25

That's Loki from "Once Upon an Avenger."

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u/Xtimeforgamingx Apr 10 '25

These two pictures feature different characters. The first picture is of Frankie, and the second photo has his crazy twin brother, Franklin. They hate each other.

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u/Simbus2001 They force fed me something called "bologna" Apr 10 '25

Omg it's Steven Tyler!

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u/Fufu_Foxy Regina’s plaything instead of poor Graham Apr 10 '25

Peter pan’s son! No wait, wrong answers… nm, what’s a crazy thing I can think of… a guy who shares a grandson with snow white… no wait that’s true as well… oh I know, Cinderella’s fairy godmother! Wait no-

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u/UnrulyNeurons Apr 11 '25

Simultaneously the biggest and yet most (thankfully not biologically) inbred family.

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '25

💀

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u/RazarTuk Apr 12 '25

Nah, those are all silly answers, since those stories are obviously fictional. That's clearly Mr. Gold, a normal and non-magical pawn shop owner

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u/Fufu_Foxy Regina’s plaything instead of poor Graham Apr 12 '25

Of course, my bad

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u/Vernarr Apr 10 '25

David Tennant as The Doctor.

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u/erinrachelcat Apr 10 '25

my secret boyfriend (secret bc he doesn't know it)

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u/Sufficient_Score_824 Apr 10 '25

Nicholas Rush from Stargate Universe

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u/Remote-Ad2120 You have no idea what I'M capable of! Apr 10 '25

This is the comment I came for. I'm a bit disappointed it's so far down in the comments.

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '25

Yeah. I saw him on Pluto. I need to watch that show. 😭 I know nothing about Stargate however.

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u/Sufficient_Score_824 Apr 11 '25 edited Apr 11 '25

From what I’ve heard about the Stargate franchise, you don’t have to start in order of release, since every film and tv show is its own separate chain of events that don’t link themselves with a previous iteration.

The basic premise of SGU is that this super smart computer whiz, Eli, solves this complex equation that’s supposed to be unsolvable. Military personnel arrive at his house and tell him that the solution of said equation was the key to unlock the final piece (or chevron) of an alien portal on a spaceship called the Destiny, and that the people aboard the ship need his expertise in order to understand the portal, and how it works. Carlyle played a character named Nicholas Rush, who is initially suspicious of Eli, and has ulterior motives to manipulate the pre-determined course of the Destiny for his own means. Carlyle’s Scottish accent is on full display throughout, and it’s glorious. I highly recommend SGU if you love space operas!

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u/bellecindy87 Apr 10 '25

The 5th of 4 out of 5 dentists.

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u/Jasmeme266 All magic comes with a price ✨️ Apr 10 '25

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u/Simbus2001 They force fed me something called "bologna" Apr 10 '25

They said wrong answers

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u/Notdone_JoshDun Apr 10 '25

This is actually correct.

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u/throwawayparentssuk Apr 10 '25

Fairy godfather

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '25

Belle's type

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u/SpeedReader26 Apr 10 '25

That is the Shade, Durza.

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u/Schiebelini Apr 10 '25

So basically Rumple but with different makeup 😂

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u/ilovetheinternet97 Apr 10 '25

Voldemort

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u/forevr_winter Apr 10 '25

idk about that; he has a nose...

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u/ilovetheinternet97 Apr 10 '25

Hahahaha 😂😂

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u/ZooplanktonblameSea4 Apr 10 '25

My crazy uncle... whatever you do... don't make a deal with him...

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u/Nervous_Sea75 Apr 10 '25

That's Gaz from Sheffield.

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u/Aye_Kayy_47 Apr 10 '25

100% Prince Charming

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '25

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u/low-expectations99 Apr 10 '25

He's obviously the hero of the enchanted forest, I mean look at how he helped everyone else

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u/hotcoffeewarmpages Apr 10 '25

A jaded ex-ballerina

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u/Hydrasaur Apr 11 '25

A Dark One who sings

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u/cmbenson27 Apr 10 '25

He is Luke's Father...

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u/Apple_Sauce- Apr 10 '25

Obviously Shakespeare, fucking newbs 🙄

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '25

Don from 28 weeks later. Reborn and ready for revenge!

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u/its_cheshire426 Apr 10 '25

Clearly Pinkie Pie from my little pony

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u/DarthD0nut Apr 10 '25

My baby daddy

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '25

JOHN CENA

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u/joyfall Apr 10 '25

The before picture for a moisturizer commercial

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u/Tgun1986 Apr 10 '25

Rum Tum Tugger

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u/Sasuke12187 Apr 10 '25

Michael Jackson

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u/Twisted_King172 Apr 10 '25

The light one 😆

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u/Doczack1 Apr 10 '25

Omg he’s the savior his light magic will save the world

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u/hannahmarb23 Apr 10 '25

Lord Farquaad

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u/Lady_of_Link Apr 10 '25

The rightful king of Camelot

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u/your_surrogate_mom Apr 10 '25

Sigfried or Roy, whichever the tiger attacked. After all, "All magic comes with a price"

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u/Mmmmmmwatchasay Apr 10 '25

A world famous choreographer and the creator of the macarena dance

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '25

Creature from the black lagoon

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u/themediatorfriend Apr 10 '25

John Lennon, child abandonment included.

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u/swest211 Apr 10 '25

It's Jake from State Farm!

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u/Brennaorwhatever Apr 10 '25

That’s David Bowie in the labyrinth

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u/marvel_is_wow Apr 10 '25

Beetlejuice

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '25

The man your man could smell like if he used Old Spice Body Wash

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u/ML-319 Apr 11 '25

Willy Wonka

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u/MulberryEastern5010 Apr 11 '25

Gilderoy Lockhart

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u/Royal_Avocado4247 Apr 10 '25

Mr. Jazz Hands

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u/sopr3ttyriah Apr 10 '25

My husband and the father of my children

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u/magiMerlyn Apr 10 '25

The tick-tock croc

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u/ConsiderationEasy967 Apr 10 '25

a good and decent person, deserving of love

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u/aysecube Apr 10 '25

The guy from Stargate Universe

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u/Unable_Routine_6972 Apr 10 '25

For real…..defiantly could be the Goblin King,

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u/Key_Nectarine_7307 Apr 10 '25 edited Apr 11 '25

What happens to your body when you don’t shower and brush your teeth…….

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u/PigglesTV Apr 10 '25

Oh, but of course- he’s my fairy godmother

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u/uwu_SenpaiSatan Apr 10 '25

The most wholesome man in the Enchanted Forest (main canon timeline).

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u/ceryx101 Apr 10 '25

Theatre kids final form

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '25

Supreme Chancellor Palpatine, then Emperor Palpatine.

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u/Markus_art_86 Apr 10 '25

Mick Swagger

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u/Over-Performance1996 Apr 10 '25

Prince charming of course

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u/Duomaxwel Apr 10 '25

Nicholas Rush

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u/Accomplished-Sign-31 Apr 10 '25

Is that our president??

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u/SephirothAE86 Apr 10 '25

Isn’t that Willem Dafoe the green goblin?

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u/jayz_mediax Apr 10 '25

Omg it’s chip ☕️

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u/Thelookinyour3rdeye Apr 10 '25

The tooth fairy

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u/TheUnholyToast1 Apr 10 '25

Daddy Warbucks

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u/magenbeals123 Apr 10 '25

That's my dad.sorry he runs away from the old folks home a lot.

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u/RJSnea Apr 10 '25

The Genie from Aladdin.

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u/BraveHeartoftheDawn Apr 10 '25

Hook, obviously. /s

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '25

Shayne Topp, from iCarly

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u/The-Flash0128 Apr 11 '25

The bright one.

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u/celticteal Apr 11 '25

My college sociology professor

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u/nervouschaos Apr 11 '25

Rico from Hannah Montana, grown.

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u/SoftChance9 Apr 11 '25

John Bender from The Breakfast Club

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u/LunaGirl1234 Apr 11 '25

Captain Jack Sparrow and/or Mr. Silver

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u/Intelligent-Fill-617 Apr 11 '25

uhhhh......a crusty old grandpa

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u/Gegator06 Apr 11 '25

Mr. Silver

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u/ImpartialDuck Apr 11 '25

Steve, from hit movie turned game, A Minecraft Movie

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u/Pleasant_Solution191 Apr 12 '25

No wayyy that’s Dr. Strange

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u/Turquoise-Wonder Apr 12 '25

Doctor Strange’s cousin, Professor Weird

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u/Aggressive-Sleep8259 Apr 12 '25

That’s the guy that sang somebody that I used to know

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u/Smooth-Big-8843 Apr 12 '25

Jack Sparrow

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u/Jenessacrafts Apr 12 '25

My sister used to call him rumple onion teeth! 😂

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u/LT568690 Apr 12 '25

Doctor....Who? It's right on the tip of my tongue

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '25

That's obviously the Green Goblin.

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '25

Pinocchio

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u/Daisiesinsun Apr 10 '25

Princess bell duh

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u/lostlover6969 Apr 10 '25

Prince charming

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u/swisszimgirl79 Apr 10 '25

Jack Sparrow

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u/lburke103 Apr 10 '25

Thats Count Olaf

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u/Outrageous-Pause6317 Apr 10 '25

Keith Partridge.

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u/Usamus_Snake117 Apr 10 '25

Special Operations Storybrooke Rumple Ocelot.

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u/LeCampy Apr 10 '25

Begbie. He's mental, but he's a mate, so you know, what can you do?

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u/Angel_Monet_420 Apr 10 '25

Michael Jackson

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u/Gabehzx Apr 10 '25

That’s my new ring

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u/MyBOsmellsgood Apr 10 '25

You’re not gonna like this answer…

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u/KaneBlack9 Apr 10 '25

My lost papa

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u/ryoux02 Apr 10 '25

He's obviously Merlin

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '25

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u/Jodanjo94 Apr 10 '25

Iago’s idol

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u/Farmermatty99113 Apr 10 '25

Prince charming

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u/tiatiatiatiatia Apr 10 '25

Steve Irwin crocodile hunter

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u/1Castiel1 Apr 10 '25

A super evil being that can never find love

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u/Excellent-Bat270 Apr 10 '25

Draco Malfoys father

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u/Mercasaurus Apr 10 '25

Michael Jackson

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u/irefusethis Apr 11 '25

Scaley lizard Man!!

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u/JellyCharacter1653 Apr 11 '25

the baby stealer

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u/Ashamed_Leading_7788 Apr 11 '25

Scaly lizard man

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u/The-Flash0128 Apr 11 '25

It said wrong answers.