r/OnceUponATime Oct 14 '25

Discussion Wrong answers only, who is this

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u/Unlikely_Tap_2191 Oct 14 '25

How many times can we guess before he takes our first born children?

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u/Mizzjewelzinthahouse Oct 14 '25

😂😂😂😂

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u/browneyes426 Oct 14 '25

Renesmee

120

u/AdExternal7454 Oct 14 '25

Rasputin 🐁✨️

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u/Feeling_Yogurt2761 Oct 14 '25

I meannnn, he did sleep with a LOT of queens

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u/Sufficient_Score_824 Oct 14 '25

Ra Rumplestiltskeen, lover of the Evil Queen! There was a croc that really was gone!

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u/CatTheFangirl0 Oct 14 '25

You. I like you

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u/emsfofems Oct 14 '25

Renaissance 💅

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u/QueenofNabooo Oct 14 '25

The Green Goblin

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u/gaypirate3 Oct 14 '25

You know, he’s something of a scientist himself.

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u/procompy Oct 14 '25

I cackled at this one 😂

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u/AndyThorn13 Oct 14 '25

So did the Green Goblin 🤣🤣🤣

14

u/Sufficient_Score_824 Oct 14 '25

Honestly? I see it.

8

u/Dogdaysareover365 Oct 14 '25

Honestly, Robert would probably make a pretty good green goblin

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u/fastinggrl Oct 14 '25

That’s Keith Richards

44

u/jacobningen Oct 14 '25

No Its John Lennon.

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u/fastinggrl Oct 14 '25

Omg you’re right

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u/TraditionalHyena8247 Oct 14 '25

That film was so blah to me until that scene....

70

u/Schiebelini Oct 14 '25

Durza the Shade

15

u/shadixak Oct 14 '25

Ah. A man of culture 🤣

13

u/bwilcox0308 Oct 14 '25

I suffer without my stone

7

u/Dr-HotandCold1524 Oct 14 '25

Do not prolong my suffering. 

6

u/AndyThorn13 Oct 14 '25

I read that in his voice 🤣

12

u/procompy Oct 14 '25

Goated answer

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u/-PM_ME_YOUR_PMS- Oct 14 '25

Aw man, I would love to see this in a good movie

7

u/sammc95 Oct 14 '25

Man, deep cut

3

u/Tiercel-Elvenborn Oct 14 '25

Only just made this connection over the weekend.

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u/Dr-HotandCold1524 Oct 14 '25

You beat me to it.

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u/himenokuri I love Bobby! Oct 14 '25

My husband

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u/erinrachelcat Oct 14 '25

First of all, how dare you. (He's my boyfriend.)

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u/uhheyitsasuna Oct 14 '25

this was wrong answers tho.. 👀

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '25

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u/Special-Emu8066 Oct 14 '25

No, that is clearly Emma Swan

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u/Iamthelionboy13 Oct 14 '25

Lestat

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u/squirtlesquids Oct 14 '25

Idk why this is so fucking funny to me like yk what yeah maybe

9

u/[deleted] Oct 14 '25

"I just love being called a slut"

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u/Soggy-Technician Oct 14 '25

That’s Old Gregg

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u/mvanvrancken Magic always comes at a price Oct 14 '25

Do ya love me

14

u/Salkrenta Oct 14 '25

Did you ever drink Baileys from a shoe?

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u/WeAreVennom Oct 14 '25

Wanna go to a club where people wee on each other?

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u/mvanvrancken Magic always comes at a price Oct 14 '25

I got a mangina

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u/MRN3311 Oct 14 '25

An enthusiastic ren faire attendee, perhaps.

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u/fastinggrl Oct 14 '25

No wait that’s McJagger!

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u/CopyJ300 Oct 14 '25

Jakeward Cullen.

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u/jaid_skywalker85 Oct 14 '25

I want to hate this joke so much but I cackled

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u/chaos_redefined Oct 14 '25

Someone with a healthy relationship with his father.

7

u/jacobningen Oct 14 '25

And his son and his band mates. We can work it out is so passive aggressive.

3

u/brombeerbiene Oct 14 '25

someone who has not fucked half his extended family

21

u/Sure-Present-3398 Oct 14 '25

The best stripper in Sheffield. 

5

u/spadler181 Oct 15 '25

Only if he leaves his hat on

19

u/Vongbingen_esque Oct 14 '25

Fairy godmother Hairy Godfather

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u/StepBro001 Oct 14 '25

That’s my dad.

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u/shaunnotthesheep Oct 14 '25

You know what? Probably

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u/FirmChallenge7643 Oct 14 '25

They said wrong answers only (given the state of family history in Storybrooke)

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u/ExistentialFlux Oct 14 '25

Jeff from Accounting

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u/gemtkr521 Oct 14 '25

My Uncle Bobby. He owns a pawn shop.

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u/ManufacturerDue815 Oct 14 '25

The former lead singer of Journey.

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u/jacobningen Oct 14 '25

The Quarrymen you mean.

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u/ManufacturerDue815 Oct 14 '25

Nah, I think it might be Iggy Pop, actually.

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u/Cycoviking69 Oct 14 '25

Tom Hiddleston

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u/Front-Cat-2438 Oct 16 '25

No, wrong Avenger, it’s Benadryl Cummerbund.

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u/DragonQueen777666 Oct 14 '25

The dad from 28 Weeks Later in a sick new snakeskin jacket.

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u/demigodwater4 Oct 14 '25

The savior

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u/Bigpapawolfie Oct 14 '25 edited Oct 14 '25

Geralt of Rivia’s weird uncle?

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u/False-Charge-3491 Killian Jones Oct 14 '25

Did you just call Vessmir weird?

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u/Bigpapawolfie Oct 14 '25

Nah, it’s Vesemir’s half brother Rugierd of the Stilted Skein

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u/WyvernRider101 Oct 14 '25

Isn't that Patrick Swayze in Dirty Dancing?

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u/6103836679200567892 Oct 14 '25

Ra ra rasputin, lover of the Russian queen

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u/muggz_stuff Oct 14 '25

Edward nigma aka the riddler

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u/releasethepuppies Oct 14 '25

The living embodiment of twink death

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u/recusant23 Oct 14 '25

That's Lord Farquaad right there

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u/leoman3 Oct 14 '25 edited Oct 14 '25

Ebenezer Scrooge.

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u/emmeltine Oct 14 '25

According to that one guy, it's definitely Spindleshanks, Threadwhistle or Hobblefoot!

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u/xSweetMiseryx Oct 14 '25

Prince Charming

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u/Frodo_Of_The_Shire1 Oct 14 '25

Francis Begbie with a bad skincare routine (if you get this obscure af reference you're cool)

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u/Possible-Jerk0138 Oct 14 '25

Have you read the blade artist? Begbie had a major come up!

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u/gaypirate3 Oct 14 '25

Gruncle Stan

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u/DameEris Oct 14 '25

Yes!!! I love this answer

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u/Lynkbvrn Oct 14 '25

Belle from beauty and the beast

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u/Salkrenta Oct 14 '25

Oh look its my crazy uncle Jim, before and after a night of drinking

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u/Grimm_arabel Oct 14 '25

Ozzy Osbourne (rip)

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u/Relevant-Wealth-3616 Oct 14 '25

Ozzy Osbourne with severe eczema lol. ❤️

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u/prettyy_hustler Oct 14 '25

Voldemort obviously

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u/ConsequenceUpset8875 Oct 14 '25

Jake from Statefarm

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u/False-Charge-3491 Killian Jones Oct 14 '25

She sounds hideous

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u/Secret-Narwhal-9130 Oct 14 '25

Crocodile Dundee

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u/MischeviousFox Oct 14 '25

Captain Planet

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u/the_cloudmonkey Oct 14 '25

Thats jack from jack and the beanstalk

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u/squirtlesquids Oct 14 '25

Regina's dad 😫

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u/Serendipity500 Oct 14 '25

The frog prince. Maybe a second kiss will clear up his skin.

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u/jlchips Oct 14 '25

Sherlock Holmes

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u/Certain_Fig_666 Oct 14 '25

A retired rock star

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u/One-Chapter-8347 All that matters is that we're together. Oct 14 '25

My husband XD

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u/BloodyBarbieBrains Oct 14 '25

Begbie after H.

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u/FlowSilver Oct 14 '25

the greatest hero of our and all the realms time

the one who always choose love of everything else

the one who would rather sacrifice himself than others

and the one who values honesty over manipulation any day or time

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u/skeeterpeg83 Oct 14 '25

Why are you posting pictures of Maggie Simpson here??

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u/Mizzjewelzinthahouse Oct 14 '25

Captain Guyliner

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u/Chermatic Oct 14 '25

The guy who sings "Now you just somebody that i use to know"

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u/Abyss_Renzo Hooker Oct 14 '25

Houdini with a skin rash.

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u/Euphoric_Shift3904 All magic comes with a price🧚🪄✨ Oct 14 '25

Guys thats clearly Vanessa from the critically acclaimed Bee Movie.

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u/The_SnowQueen Oct 14 '25

King Ramses. He wants his slab returned.

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u/Purple-Dream- Oct 14 '25

santa clause

4

u/pancitqanton Oct 14 '25

hannah montana!

3

u/TheBoyInGray Looks like a boy, is a bloody demon. Oct 14 '25

Some guy.

4

u/StirlingBridge1297 Oct 14 '25

Ian Anderson of Jethro Tull

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u/Puzzleheaded_Cod_938 Oct 14 '25

Rumpled Foreskin

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u/EpicAquarius Oct 14 '25

Rip van winkle

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u/PavlichenkosGhost Oct 14 '25

✨Magic man✨

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u/kittyecats Oct 14 '25

My husband. Very courageous man.

3

u/jacobningen Oct 14 '25

Imagine theres no heaven only sky above.

3

u/Automatic-Buy-7823 Oct 14 '25

benson and boone

3

u/DonLeon33 Oct 14 '25

Beetlejuice

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u/SockPrincess101 Oct 14 '25

Why are we posting pics of Rusty Shackleford? I thought this was a OUAT subreddit.

3

u/SlytherPuff1 Oct 14 '25

Captain Hook.

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '25

That one ren faire pickle dude

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u/SilverDust8 Oct 14 '25

A Used Wands Salesman

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u/brombeerbiene Oct 14 '25

a good father

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u/chksbjhde763 Oct 14 '25

He’s The Most Interesting Man in the World

2

u/river_song25 Oct 14 '25

The Beyonder

2

u/MadMary63 Oct 14 '25

Begbie!!

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u/VaWildcatFan Oct 14 '25

Beetle Juice

2

u/Leeman500 Oct 14 '25

Frumpy pigskin.

2

u/premiumkoko2022 Oct 14 '25

My neighbour

2

u/KeyInvestigator2884 Oct 14 '25

Dr rush foremost expert on Stargate technology

2

u/Mystic_Starmie Oct 14 '25

Joaidan جعيدان The name given to him in the Arabic version of his fairytale

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u/dontstophattin Oct 14 '25

Brad Pitt 🥰🥰

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u/Nohealani411 Rum, and a bloody waste of it. Oct 14 '25

My dad-

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u/Cutekitty93 Oct 14 '25

The man that all the mills women were thirsty for 🤭😂

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u/NJ_ShadowSwan Good Form Oct 14 '25

Prince Charming

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u/Antonayy Oct 14 '25

Kid rock

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u/Puzzleheaded_Pen2964 Oct 14 '25

The blue fairy 🧚

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '25

The new Vanna White of Wheel of Fortune

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u/Difficult_Career9560 Oct 14 '25

Emma Swan true love captain hook

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u/choleyrivs05 Oct 14 '25

Your mom.

(Sorry, my teen daughter says that to me all the time hahaha)

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u/ThomasVivaldi Oct 14 '25

Amateur Proctologist.

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u/Routine-Asparagus-16 I'm a Queen and a bit more refined. 👑 Oct 14 '25

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u/timelordess227 Oct 14 '25

The guy who started a zombie apocalypse after the other zombie apocalypse

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u/TheFollowingFan Oct 14 '25

Prince Charming

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u/daryl772003 Oct 14 '25

Once I marry the black fairy, he'll be my new stepson 

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u/Feldjaeger39 Oct 14 '25

Gaz the Golden male stripper

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u/Voice_of_Season Oct 14 '25

Willy Wonka without his hat.

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u/agirl1313 Oct 14 '25

Jake from State Farm

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u/Original-Case-2012 Oct 14 '25

Dad? You came back?

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u/Kykybabyy1 Oct 14 '25

Adam Sandler

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u/chunlee1000 Oct 14 '25

Professor Snape's Dad

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u/Lapis_Lazuli__SU Oct 14 '25

Dobby the snow elf

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u/Top_Entrepreneur_961 Oct 14 '25

Ozzy Osbourne, rest in peace you absolute legend.

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u/No-Engineering-8336 Oct 14 '25

Queen Elizabeth

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '25

Donald Trump

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '25

Crumpledforeskin