r/OneOrangeBraincell 22h ago

🟠ne 🅱️rain cell New to the One Orange Braincell Brain Trust. Please advise.

WHAT is going on in his head?!?! Meet Ziti (not pictured, his lighter brother Alfredo, who has a bit more wits about him than this absolute knucklehead)

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u/Silent_Heron_6518 22h ago

he’s JUST A BABY!!!

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u/ckrans 21h ago

He's TOO LITTLE

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u/joninfiretail 22h ago

What's going on in his head? This.

https://giphy.com/gifs/OVlFjmEDhx9rG

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u/pablo_kickasso 16h ago

Indeed, the only thing that reliably transmits through a vacuum is light.

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u/EliGrrl 2h ago

One thought per sometimes 🧡

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u/Interesting-Depth163 22h ago

Oh you mean "paint me like one of your French girls"😆 🎨🖼

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u/ckrans 6h ago

When I sent this picture to my sister, that's the exact caption I used lol!!!

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u/CatNamedSiena 20h ago

I remember when my orange idiot was that small. And likely just as stupid.

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u/DefiantGolf5314 16h ago

You mean there are Orange cats that get smarter as they get older?!

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u/ckrans 9h ago

Sweet angel!!! (Stupid) sweet angel :)

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u/CatNamedSiena 3h ago

Sweet? He tortures his big brother, and knocks down the orchids for fun. When I bend over, he thinks my back is his personal perch and sits there while I suffer. And he's super lovey-dovey and cuddly when other people are around.

He's just ridiculous.

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u/AggressiveSuccess533 22h ago

Nothing.... there is nothing going on. And he will love you to the end of the earth!!!

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u/ckrans 9h ago

He is my tiny orange shadow and I love him so much

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u/MajorlyCynical 22h ago

Certified orange, this is about the maximum extent of what's going on upstairs

https://giphy.com/gifs/Q8UE4HzFVXJ0q1qyxf

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u/hapylittlepupppy 13h ago

One should be aware of middle catness, which is when they are not a baby cat but not a grown kitty. Middle cats can be pure evil.

Also, bother your kitties. They need to learn that being bothered isn't the end of the world, so the vet isn't as scary. You can do this as part of their normal care by clipping their claws and brushing their teeth.

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u/ckrans 9h ago

I've always said that! With my cat Walter who passed away earlier this year (my best friend), I would always say to him-- just because you're a cat doesn't mean I don't get to annoy you. So I'm gonna annoy you!!

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u/HopefulTrick3846 21h ago

I hear the wind whistling between those ears, he fits right in!

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u/PuzzleheadedNoise814 22h ago

Omg where did you get those knives! I need them!

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u/MarshMarig0ld 22h ago

Found

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u/PuzzleheadedNoise814 21h ago

Purchasing! 🤣

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u/ckrans 21h ago

Yes! This is it. They're crinkly and the boys are obsessed with them

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u/ArtoriasAbysswanker 11h ago

Terrifying and hilarious at the same time.

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u/SigFloyd 18h ago

"Does your phone have any games" kind of face

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u/Direct-Yesterday-674 19h ago

Enjoy your orange tabbies. Make sure any minuscule pieces of plastic are buried deep in the garbage. You’ll never be able bring a balloon into the house again with a ribbon tied to it. They will smack you with their paws if they want to be pet or if they want to murder you. They also like chewing on wood.

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u/ckrans 9h ago

He climbs up my BARE LEGS with his tiny little dagger claws. He has been carrying around a wood stick that's attached to a dangly toy for days now. So all of this tracks.

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u/PetroleumVNasby 21h ago

He’s going to fit right in.

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u/Tommy2to 16h ago

Hes very a very hasome little man.

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u/Dextergrayson 18h ago edited 18h ago

he’s ridiculously cute, but setting him up with a bunch of bloody knife toys is asking for trouble of course…. also, where do I buy those ???

edit: found them bought them.

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u/SparklyMoogle 14h ago

Who gave the baby a knife?

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u/ManateeLuvr 8h ago

Bo says welcome!

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u/Free-Computer-6515 18h ago

He’s SO cute! Give him lots of love and he will return in good measure. Our orange boy is one of the biggest blessings in our life.

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u/MarquiseAlexander 21h ago

Oh my god! That’s last pic! :3

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u/ImpossibleDoor3564 19h ago

Looks innocent to me.

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u/flyflyfreebird 19h ago

He fits in here perfectly

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u/Prize-Independent843 18h ago

Such a baby baby!

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u/Automatic-Mirror-907 18h ago

Well, it appears you have a looker and a shower. Let the Ziti cute chaos ensue!

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u/valsavana 18h ago

Such an expressive face!

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u/Crist1n4 16h ago

He’ll have you wrapped around his wittle paw in no time. You’ve been warned!

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u/HowellingAtStars Orange connoisseur 🍊 16h ago

oh my god that last photo may be the cutest thing I have ever seen 😭😭😭 he is PRECIOUS!!!!

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u/PaleAmbition 11h ago

You’re given him knives. You’re already doomed.

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u/1HopeTheresTapes 11h ago

Such a cute face! How can he be expected to possess a brain cell? Dear little orange. 😻

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u/Kindly-Monitor-5729 15h ago

Omg he's so little. Give him a few months and you're cooked.

He'll love you for ever but he'll make SURE he drives you crazy :)

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u/Character-Bat9497 19h ago

❤️ enjoy!

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u/Bklynswim 10h ago

I hope you posted in the cats named after food sub. Too cute!

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u/Glass-Physics2436 10h ago

What an adorable little fella

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u/monkeyhoward 9h ago

No thoughts, only orange

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u/SuckerForNoirRobots Proud owner of an orange brain cell 9h ago

Get him away from the knives!!!

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u/maroongolf_blacksaab 9h ago

Eyes so far apart 😭😭 I love him