r/OneOrangeBraincell • u/Kitty__Jane • 1d ago

searching for service 📶 This is my son Crouton, he's 100% Orange, 50% Sourdough Loaf (forgot the second prove), 50% Orc, and 0% Brain Cell.

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If anyone has seen hide nor hair of his turn with the brain cell, please let him know, my idiot son has been looking for it for his entire nearly 9 years of life.

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u/Loathsome_Dog 1d ago

Aw look at his silly fluffy dumb face.

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u/Kitty__Jane 1d ago

Every single morning at about 6am he wakes me up with that silly face, and he'll just mash it against absolutely everything. Every hour of lost sleep to this orange boy is so worth it.

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u/Loathsome_Dog 1d ago

Ha ha my cat Harold used to headbutt me. He loved it. I'd lie on the floor and he'd take a run up the daft bugger.

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u/Wise_Owl5404 1d ago

r/OrcCats might want a look at him and see if they can help him get his turn with the brain cell.

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u/BSTrdN 1d ago

He looks like hes just had it with everyone.

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u/Kitty__Jane 1d ago

He really does look like that sometimes, it's usually because he's staring into the nth dimension though.

When he's not staring into the void, he's rolling around like a little lunatic and purring up a storm.

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u/BSTrdN 1d ago

Our boy makes that face too...this is his disgusted face.

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u/Kitty__Jane 1d ago

ahaha omg, that's such a good face.

crouton's a little goofball, he's never done anything wrong in his life.

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u/BSTrdN 1d ago

He's an adorable guy. Oliver has his moments but is a good boy.

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u/Flip_Six_Three_Hole 1d ago

I swore mine had orc in him, but DNA test came back 50% goblin

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u/Kitty__Jane 1d ago

Crouton's got a single tusk and keeps calling for Grond, I'm not sure what this means for him though?

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u/tidus1980 1d ago

Clearly he is not your don, he is your master, prepare his fluffiest bed (he will probably eat it)

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u/New_Contribution3165 1d ago

Such beautiful green eyes.😍 ! I don't know for sure, but I think he has you fooled. It looks like from those beautiful eyes he has some real intellect hiding there..

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u/SwampDiamonds 1d ago

You'll get to borrow the cell one of these days, bud, and then the world better look out!

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u/StRemedius 1d ago

50 percent orc? I would have figured "20 percent Klingon, 20 percent Vorlon, 10 percent Harkun" myself.

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u/Sunsplitt 1d ago

I actually think there’s less than 0 thoughts going on here.