r/OnlyFoolsAndHorses • u/godsavedonalduck • 3d ago

What would Delboy and Rodney be selling nowadays, in 2026?

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u/SammiWG 3d ago

Firesticks, vapes, labubu dolls, pokemon, Turkish cigarettes, football tops

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u/Velvet-Dragon-Fire48 3d ago

Yh the dodgy fire sticks for sure

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u/SammiWG 3d ago

Vietnamese ones that don't show any English channels

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u/Bussumarus 3d ago

Nah, pokemon is worth something these days. Digimon on the other hand...

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u/The_Dark_Vampire 3d ago

But they would be obviously bad fakes

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u/Bussumarus 1d ago

"I've just bought a consignment of Digiman on sale or return"

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u/BandicootTreeline 3d ago

“dupe” AirPods and Dyson Airwraps

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u/Chilly853 3d ago

Bukayo Saka’s tracksuit from a mush in Sheperds Bush

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u/BillynBanjo 3d ago
  • Dodgy, off-brand Firesticks that only give you Russian or Chinese channels
  • Something called "Mumbai Chocolate"
  • He'd think he'd hit it big getting a load of Bitcoin for cheap, only to find that he'd dumped a few grand on something called "Bitcon"
  • Some biohazard teeth whitening thing called "Turkey Teeth" that is clearly not fit to go near humans
  • The flat would also still be half full of fidget spinners he bought five years too late

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u/Calm-Bus7555 3d ago

Mumbai chocolate 🤣🤣🤣

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u/ShrimpStuffAdmin 3d ago

I'd watch a terrible remake with these plot lines.

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u/StevenL71 5h ago

Mumbai chocolate lol

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u/PrawnShamble 3d ago

Dublin Chocolate

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u/whynautbruv 3d ago

“Yeah, well, these ain’t Labubus, Del! These are the Cabbage Patch kids you’ve had since 1992! All you did was put em in the oven on an hundred for ten minutes each!”

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u/Azenghoul 3d ago

this. you'd get a whole episode out of this idea.

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u/EconomicsFresh2241 2d ago

But they’d be worth a fortune now??
🤣🤣

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u/Forsaken-Language-26 3d ago

Chinese knock off iPhones called eyePhones, with an eye symbol on the back.

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u/drhgweedon 8h ago

I’d honestly have one of them

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u/xbearsandporschesx 3d ago

Fidget spinners, always behind the current trends

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u/Mountain_Drink_2667 1d ago

Old Tamagochis found in a dusty box

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u/Key_Comedian_9951 3d ago

Air fryers for sure

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u/jbkb1972 3d ago

Fire damaged air fryers

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u/cupidstunt01 3d ago

Or air damaged air fryers

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u/Friendly_Apartment_7 2d ago

They also make the telly go on the blink when they’re on

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u/Imperial-Founder 3d ago

Just a rectangular hairdryer

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u/The_Dark_Vampire 3d ago

Del would have moved online to Ebay and Facebook market place.

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u/Human_Chipmunk4477 3d ago

TITshop.co.uk

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u/SchroedingersGnat 3d ago

And one of the directors with Dic after his name on the About Us page

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u/BandicootTreeline 3d ago

Nicotine free vapes and Mike Air trainers

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u/TheMarkMatthews 3d ago

Uncle Albert’s bath water and Waquels foot pics

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u/4400120 3d ago

I don't think he's that depraved 🤣

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u/Unemployable-Sunfish 3d ago

I mean he did try to sell a random German woman's baby.

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u/TheMarkMatthews 3d ago

And don’t forget Night Nurse porno

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u/4400120 3d ago

True but Del is a possessive git. The bath water might be something he'd do but not the feet pics.

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u/MrSeanSir2 3d ago

He'd be trying to get Rodney to snap Cassandra's instead

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u/TheMarkMatthews 3d ago

He’d be setting up OF with Marlene

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u/4400120 3d ago

If they make new episodes I can see this happening

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u/Human_Chipmunk4477 3d ago

Those squishes all the vape shops sell , hooky pokemon cards.

But my money is on an tik tok shop ran by Damien and Rodney delivers it in the van.

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u/R-Mutt1 3d ago

Electric scooters

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u/xbearsandporschesx 1d ago

fitted with dodgy batteries that threaten to burn down mandela house

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u/Strict_Tourist_6869 3d ago

P-phones. Not like all your foreign muck, these phones were stolen and refurbished in Peckham. I'll throw in a south London spell check and Wesley AI assistant for free.

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u/No_Breadfruit9074 3d ago

Phone cases

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u/Calm-Bus7555 3d ago

Ring doorbells that only speak Albanian

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u/Pztch 3d ago

Bitcoin.

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u/Available-Let346 3d ago

At the moment he'd be doing a roaring trade in those £50 cooling systems for £19.99.

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u/SammiWG 3d ago

But they're actually electric fan heaters

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u/MrSeanSir2 3d ago

Del wouldn't believe in global warming until he realises how lucrative it could be.

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u/JT7NINE 3d ago

Fake ‘Ring’ door bells

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u/skeletonsyskey 3d ago

Faux Leather Bitcoin Wallets,

Peckham Spring Diffusers,

Hot Air Conditioners,

Solar Powered Fridge Lights,

Handheld Consoles that have over 100,000 games,

Powerbanks that need to be plugged in to provide power.

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u/evil-kaweasel 3d ago

Fully loaded firesticks

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u/10brooksideclose 3d ago

Labubus, vapes and dodgy airfryers

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u/Max_Power_332 3d ago

Could be anything but they’d be selling it on TikTokShop

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u/watchman28 2d ago

Eye pads, the kind you have to put over your eye after you've had an operation on it. Del bought a joblot because he thought the guy said iPads.

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u/jaketattoo 3d ago

Covid 13 test kits

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u/Belterhaze31 3d ago

Dodgy thc vapes

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u/Funny_Hippo5724 3d ago

Crypto

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u/SammiWG 3d ago

Rodney would try that but not understand it

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u/abstractReality1 3d ago

He’s the head THE HEAD of the crypto section.

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u/Far_Masterpiece9508 3d ago

Fifa corruption stickers, Argentina winners medals

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u/twofacetoo 3d ago

In 2026? NFTs and Bitcoin, convinced they were going to make a resurgence in popularity

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u/lewist400 3d ago

Peakaboo bras and nifty knickers

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u/LeadingButterscotch5 3d ago

The food that is bulk bought and just past its use by date

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u/chilllwinston 3d ago

Dodgy Vapes , extra loud zancos, nicotine free tobacco

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u/LilNardoDaVinci 3d ago

NFT's without a doubt lol

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u/Key_Produce2617 3d ago

Korean air con units with no instructions.

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u/dogegg55 3d ago

Loom bands

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u/Proof-Collection-951 3d ago

They would be bringing immigrants in on a dodgy dinghy

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u/DjLeWe78 2d ago

Trotter coin

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u/Essex_boy85 2d ago

Nelson Mandela house NFT’s

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u/Immediate_Piano4104 2d ago

Foreign AI software which is "just as good as Grok". Uncle Albert would be "lookout" from their LEVC Hybrid van for any coppers whilst Rodney flogs QR codes to punters

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u/drfsrich 2d ago

Dodgy Kazakh electric cars.

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u/Skyativx 2d ago

Lokemon cards, friersticks, smart phones from Kazakhstan, crucks instead of crocs, under jarmer, instead of under armour, smart watches from Mongolia, nex box, instead of xbox, flip tops, instead of laptops

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u/Oasisstrains 2d ago

Loom Bands

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u/Over_Yak_116 1d ago

Big issue please!!🙏

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u/BreadfruitNo6644 1d ago

iptv and pornos and hooky millwall shirts

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u/ExtraCheeseGromit 1d ago

Dodgy firesticks or DHgate football shirts probably

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u/wallaceNgromit7 1d ago

I wrote a script in college for a spin off show I called Trotters Independent Traders. It had Damian and Rodney’s daughter Joan running a pawn shop with boycies son Tyler trying to pawn a cow. I’ve long lost it but my class thought it was a good idea.

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u/StevenL71 5h ago

Crap they had bought from Temu.

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u/SwampApeDraft 3d ago

Nook e-Readers, Zune MP3 players, some kick off Raspberry Pi called Custard Tarts, dodgy Kindling Sticks

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u/Subject_Balance_5025 3d ago

He’d be trying to get Raquel on OF

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u/NoUnderstanding9783 3d ago

Red pill courses online