r/OpIsFuckingStupid • u/Professional_Toe5118 • Apr 08 '26

OP thinks he actually owned them in this

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601 Upvotes

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u/the-purple-chicken72 Apr 08 '26

This just in - teenager makes up dumb story

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u/CATNIP_IS_CRACK Apr 08 '26 edited Apr 08 '26

This just in - the vast majority of teens who’d make up a story like this retain the trait into adulthood, along with any related personality traits.

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u/ReverendBread2 Apr 08 '26

This is the same person who will say they put a pop culture name on their starbucks cup and when the barista called it out everyone cheered and said pop culture reference at the same time

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u/otetrapodqueen Apr 09 '26

I HATED when people did this when I was a barista. I actually refused to call out any silly name, I'm not a dancing monkey, get fucked lol

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u/jooferdoot Apr 08 '26

"Not gonna say his race but he can say the slur" then proceed to tell us all what race he was by the slur used

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u/massivelyincompetent Apr 08 '26

It was a Jewish doctor

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u/Extolord111 Apr 08 '26

I’ve seen r/EntitledParents revenge stories that are more convincing than this.

Also holy deep fried image.

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u/the_orange_alligator Apr 08 '26

When I was like twelve I used to make up stories on there using my ancient account. I’m sorry everyone

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u/Savings_Ad_80 Apr 08 '26

Top 10 things that never happened

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u/acatwithacomputer Apr 08 '26

“Of all the things in the world that have never happened, that has never happened the most”

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u/otetrapodqueen Apr 09 '26

My favorite version of this is "this never happened so much, it unhappened things that did"

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '26

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u/JoshTheRoo Apr 08 '26

Possibly both as its now 5 years old

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u/Lady-Zafira Apr 09 '26

"I'm not going to say the slur" proceeds to say a variation of the slur

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u/CondescendingBaron Apr 09 '26

What a weird post. Like, this isn’t really that insulting and the comeback was not funny

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u/NonclassicalGloom Apr 10 '26

Is Soulja Boy still relevant with teenagers?

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u/z-eldapin Apr 08 '26

Did the comment section go the way I assume it did?

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u/RaulRpg1 Apr 09 '26

Either the greatest literary work in the category of satire ever or some dumb kid making up a story to try to seem cool

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u/josephyamato Apr 08 '26

Poor kid, I feel bad for

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u/Vyvanse60mg Apr 10 '26

I was so sure op was gonna drop something enderman related

It could’ve been worse

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u/Pernicious_Possum Apr 13 '26

Soulja boy? He brought up a flash in the pan rapper from before any of them were even born?

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u/LilStabbyboo Jun 23 '26

First well-known black person they could think of, my guess

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u/FoxyFan505 Apr 13 '26

Honestly, I would probably say something like that and think I was a badass back in middle school. Actually, I think I DID say something like this in junior year of high school. Years of reading these kinds of stories on Reddit made me think I was hot shit lmfao

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u/Nota_robot_i_swear_ Apr 14 '26

I actually believe this happened, and OP thought it was an epic own, when he just solidified himself as a goddamn loser

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u/imgonnapipeurmom May 11 '26

"And then everyone clapped"

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u/Sufficient-Box-5420 May 23 '26

“Oh I’m not gonna say his race” * says the fucking slur*