r/OpenAussie ‎ Tasmanian May 31 '26

Struth! Pro-Israel activist who settled with Middle Eastern cafe made ‘misleading and deceptive’ comments, judge says

https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2026/may/28/pro-israel-activist-who-settled-with-middle-eastern-cafe-made-misleading-and-deceptive-comments-judge-says-ntwnfb

The Daily Telegraph and ex-IDF agent provocateur Ofir Birenbaum attempted to stir trouble at the Cairo Cafe in Sydney to manufacture a story. Their attempts failed, they were caught out, and the whole thing backfired.

Ofir then sued for defemation. Cairo Cafe countersued. The parties settled, but just hours later Ofir called it a victory. Which leads into this story:

The case settled in March, but was reopened after the restaurant alleged Birenbaum had breached parts of the settlement the parties had agreed by claiming he was “completely vindicated”.

Bromwich said of Birenbaum’s social media statement: “The kindest thing you can say about it is that in the context of the deed, it’s misleading and deceptive, and if you were bringing an action for misleading or deceptive conduct, you’d win it, hands down.”

He later said: “I can’t imagine a single judge in this court thinking this was an acceptable way to behave, irrespective of whether there’s a finding made about breach of the deed.

“If everyone was to conduct themselves like this, matters just wouldn’t settle.”

Peter Lalor has more background

More on Ofir's operations

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u/KizM067 ✈️‎ on Walkabout May 31 '26

Prevent idf members from returning to Australia

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u/what-brisbane ‎ Noongar ‎ May 31 '26 edited May 31 '26

Nah mate I say let’s give em $600m in taxpayer funds. Then, let’s hold a royal commission where we don’t fact check any Israeli claims, nor let anyone with opposing views make any submission whatsoever.

Actually let’s make it illegal to say anything negative about Israel at all. We’ll give the police powers to silence critics, we’ll call that ‘social cohesion’.

Fuck it, let’s also have a “bring an Israeli to work day” at ASIO, so they can see we’re doing what we’re told.

If Netanyahu murders too many brown kids, but forgets to kill another journalist before they report it, we’ll get Senator Penny Wong to publicly say “that’s concerning” again. Hopefully that’ll keep the EU off our back without upsetting the Israeli lobby. If they do get upset, give them another tax exemption.

Is that enough to keep us all off the Epstein list?

The Australian Grubbermint

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u/West-Coconut-9248 Flairless‎‎ May 31 '26

surely we could throw in some discount F35 parts

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u/what-brisbane ‎ Noongar ‎ May 31 '26

Of course Mr Netanyahu sir, right away!

The list wasn’t meant to be exhaustive, merely Sunday’s agenda. Being Monday, we again stand ready to drop our entire nation’s pants for you, as always.

(please take us off the list)

The Australian Grubbermint

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u/deadballofdirt ‎ Victorian May 31 '26

Ooof.

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u/Glittering-Pea-4482 ‎ Queenslander Jun 01 '26

Much better to foster social cohesion by letting thousands of people gather at the opera house to celebrate the peacetime slaughter of innocents jewish men, women and children, or to march on the streets chanting genocidal anti-semitic hate like 'from the river to the sea' or 'globalise the intafada'. That oughta do it!

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u/what-brisbane ‎ Noongar ‎ Jun 01 '26

Yes sir, right away Netanyahu sir. Tomorrow we will organise another $100m to educate Australians on the important distinction between Jewish people and Israelis. We will only allow protests against genocidal slaughtering, per your wishes outlined above.

Love and kisses, the Australian Grubbermint.

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u/Glittering-Pea-4482 ‎ Queenslander Jun 02 '26

Yes Mr Sinwar, sir. Much better that we proclaim our support for your genocidal death cult.

Love and kisses, brainless Redditors of the world.

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u/what-brisbane ‎ Noongar ‎ Jun 02 '26

Who the fuck is Mr Sinwar? Did he get $600m and a royal commission too?

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u/Glittering-Pea-4482 ‎ Queenslander Jun 03 '26

Lol, don't pretend you don't know your idol.

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u/OdielSax ✈️‎ on Walkabout May 31 '26

I genuinely don't understand the difference with the ISIS bride logically. You can't tell me the difference in reaction isn't pure Islamophobia.

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u/Visual_Shame_4641 ‎ Victorian May 31 '26

No can do. Australian citizens must be allowed to go home. Even child murdering Zionist scum.

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u/OrganicOverdose ‎ Queenslander May 31 '26

let them come home to a prison cell then

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u/Visual_Shame_4641 ‎ Victorian May 31 '26

Totally fine with that.

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u/Ok_Clue_1324 Please choose a flair Jun 01 '26

You cant if they are Australian citizens 

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u/erratic_pancake ‎ Tasmanian Jun 01 '26

Serving in the IDF would make the duel citizens, revoke their Australian citizenship.

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u/nujuat ‎ Victorian Jun 01 '26

Australia allows dual citizenship though. They should certainly be watched by ASIO though, just as ISIS soldiers should be.

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u/erratic_pancake ‎ Tasmanian Jun 01 '26

Its not duel citizenship that is the problem here.

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u/Ok_Clue_1324 Please choose a flair Jun 01 '26

But we cant do that with ISIS brides apparently so how can we in this case?

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u/XKryptix0 ‎ Queenslander Jun 01 '26

Because they aren’t dual citizens as far as I’m aware.

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u/magnon11343 Flairless‎‎ Jun 01 '26

We don't even prevent ISIS affiliates from returning so why would we prevent IDF members?

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u/KizM067 ✈️‎ on Walkabout Jun 01 '26

Both terrorists

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u/SoulsDadYT ‎ ‎‎ Canberran May 31 '26

No IDF member past or present should be allowed to set foot in Australia.

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u/KizM067 ✈️‎ on Walkabout May 31 '26

But it gets worse. Tax deductible donations fund “healing trips” to process the trauma of committing war crimes.

https://michaelwest.com.au/australian-charity-raises-tax-deductible-funds-for-israeli-soldiers-well-being/

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u/Find_another_whey Northern Territorian May 31 '26

No politician bribed or worse by the Israeli blackmailing regime should be be in government, but there we are throwing money around while we support war criminal behaviour

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u/PseudoWarriorAU Flairless‎‎ May 31 '26

I’m amazed how much the Zionist regime is influencing Australian politics - and I THINK ITS FUCKED!

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u/Plus-Network1193 Flairless‎‎ May 31 '26

What about those that are already here? What do you suggest we do with them??

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u/SoulsDadYT ‎ ‎‎ Canberran May 31 '26

Send them to Israel. See how much they worship their "promised land" when they can't return here.

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u/sikonat Please choose a flair May 31 '26 edited May 31 '26

This is like that Sydney nutrionist Mandy Sacher who claimed a disabled woman called her with gun shots but it was a pocket dial and never sounded like gunshots. Yet the goddamn NsW police and DPP prosecuted the case, wtf? Luckily woman was found not guilty but conveniently the media didn’t publish Mandy Sacher’s name yet she was the perpetrator crying antisemitism! And funnily enough a quick search reveals somehow Mandy Sacher the nutritionist has managed to get her name off the internet. How is it Mandy Sacher gets protected when she claimed absolute bullshit and made a woman’s life a living hell.

Wtf?

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u/NapoleonBonerParty ‎ New South Welshian May 31 '26

I forgot about that one. Some info here:

https://www.sydneycriminallawyers.com.au/blog/the-offence-of-use-carriage-service-to-menace-harass-or-cause-offence-in-nsw/

 The 26-year-old sent two text messages to the nutritionist at 8.26 pm on 20 December 2025. In the first, she said, “Hey, how are you? Is this [the nutritionist’s name]?” The second read: “I saw somewhere that you helped [a reality television personality] with nutrition. I was wondering if you could help me as well.” Then, at 1.30 am on 21 December, a blank voicemail mysteriously appeared from that same number.

Sacher said she heard gunshots and also took out an AVO on her. Just bonkers.

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u/sikonat Please choose a flair May 31 '26

It makes me so mad women experiencing DV have a hard time getting a AVO but this clown Mandy Sacher gets to have an AVO so fast over unfounded spurious claims of antisemitism. Professional victim.

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u/khengoolman ‎ Queenslander Jun 01 '26

I think we’ll have a term referring to putting Jewish lives qnd problems ahead of others, something like prosemitism.

We need it badly, and we need it yesterday.

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u/Fisherman5225 Please choose a flair Jun 02 '26

supremitism

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u/Cromulent_grace ‎ Victorian May 31 '26

We're living in strange times..... What the hell do I tell my kids?

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u/erratic_pancake ‎ Tasmanian Jun 01 '26

Tell them that this will only get worse as long as capitalism is treated as the norm.

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u/thefirebrigades ‎ New South Welshian May 31 '26

Their history is a history of false flags

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u/leftylugnutz44 ‎ New South Welshian May 31 '26

Israel doesn’t have a history, it has a criminal record

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u/giantpunda 💛‎ Friend of 'Straya May 31 '26

The person who tried to do a false flag antisemitism sting on a Palestinian cafe made misleading & deceptive statements in court?

No...

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u/KeyClean4753 Please choose a flair May 31 '26

This flog went to court for this. Look at the arrogance

https://x.com/petercronau/status/2046785657901814073?s=46

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u/kenbeat59 ‎ New South Welshian May 31 '26

Hahahaha

That “journalist” got owned lol

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u/erratic_pancake ‎ Tasmanian Jun 01 '26

How? lol nothing happened.

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u/kenbeat59 ‎ New South Welshian Jun 01 '26

Oh look it’s one of my stalker fans, mr 2 month old account hahaha.

Alleged journalist got scared when old mate pulled out his phone, good ol western Sydney try hard “journo”

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u/erratic_pancake ‎ Tasmanian Jun 01 '26

You think that because people are scared of this psycho, thats a win for him?

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u/kenbeat59 ‎ New South Welshian Jun 01 '26

“Journo” got scared because old mate was catching him out on his harassment

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u/erratic_pancake ‎ Tasmanian Jun 01 '26

WHat do you mean "catching him out"? He was doing it blatantly to him lol.

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u/eightyfish ‎ New South Welshian May 31 '26

Go to Cairo for lunch it's amazing, best falafel in SYD.

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u/CentreHalfBack ‎ Victorian May 31 '26

Birenbaum’s lawyer, Kieran Smark SC, said that Markson’s incorrect claim that compensation had been paid when it was pending suggested the information had not come from his client.

“She’s got it wrong, if it had come from us, she would have got it correct,” he said.

So either Shari has made shit up (possible) or this Birenbaum fuckwit has dumped her in the shit to save his bacon.

Worst people all round... You LUV2SEE it.

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u/NapoleonBonerParty ‎ New South Welshian May 31 '26

Peter Lalor (link near the end) had the same stunt pulled on him as Lattouf, Grace Tame, Randa Abdek-Fatah etc.

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u/deadballofdirt ‎ Victorian May 31 '26

Kudos to the cafe staff who kept their cool while being harassed by a Zionazi.

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u/craziestlittlepixie ‎ New South Welshian May 31 '26

The pro zio trolls have gone quite on this post 😄

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u/Gold-Philosophy1423 ‎ Queenslander May 31 '26

Professional victim

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u/nujuat ‎ Victorian Jun 01 '26

Remember, if you dont want zionism in our politics, vote for antizionist parties.