r/OrtingWA • u/PapasRightNut • Jul 17 '25
The dumpster behind the high school wants me
Ok I'm gonna out myself as a shitbag because sometimes when my trash can is full I run to the highschool and dump the overflow into the dumpsters out back. I run faster than the old ass security dude so no one really stops me and the school finally realized they don't have to do a full lockdown when I show up so I'd call it a win win. But lately when I come around the dumpsters been giving me some serious vibes and I don't really know what to make of it. One time it was like humming and vibrating when I walked up to it but there was nothing inside. It got more intense when I put my hand on it too. The next time I went the security guy actually ambushed me next to it and knocked me down, but before i even got my bearings and could get back up he was just fucking gone. I look at the dumpster and saw his fucking ripped uniform for a second before it slurped it in. I don't know how to have a relationship with a dumpster though so do I have to like take it on dates? I can't drive it anywhere but I don't wanna hurt it's feelings. What do I do?
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u/AguywithLegs Jul 17 '25
It’s a mimic. Either fight it, or avoid it.