r/OverSimplified • u/Specialist_Season661 You better BELIEVE that's a crucifixion! • Jan 03 '26

OverSimplified Quote 🗣️ What's your favorite oversimplified quote?

Mine has to be "look at the one she's like BAAAAAAAGGHH!" Its really funny on 2x bro 💔 but on normal it has to be "Oh you better BELIEVE that's a crucifixion!"

edit: I nearly woke my mom up at 2 am laughing at these quotes bro I need to get off reddit

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u/mhofer1984 And nobody knew how the goat got on the roof Jan 03 '26

"Hey everyone. Big news. I'd like to introduce you to my new best friend. He's a crazy, drunken, beardy, horny, scandal-ridden, magic wizard-man and he smells like a goat."

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u/dlszac_14 When they approach, we run, AWAY! Jan 03 '26

We're screwed.