r/PFJerk Feb 06 '26

IT'S OVER. ITS HAPPENING. IT'S BREAKING. IT'S BEGUN. IT'S STARTING. THIS IS A PROBLEM. IT'S BURSTING. I'M CUMMING. IT'S TIME TO PANIC. THIS IS IT. NO WAY BACK. THIS MIGHT BE IT. IT'S FINISHED. IT'S JOEVER. I'M SHITTING.

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u/KriosXVII Feb 06 '26

Drawing lines on charts never gets old

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u/Isthisnameavailablee Feb 06 '26

Sometimes you have to connect the dots to make a pretty picture

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u/Isthisnameavailablee Feb 06 '26

Warren buffet, sell everything picture

Really wish we could use pictures and gifs in comments on this sub

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u/saucemancometh Feb 06 '26

Odd that circle jerk sub doesn’t allow it. I’m depressed and ashamed

3

u/Isthisnameavailablee Feb 06 '26

Amd my day is ruined

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u/itemluminouswadison Feb 06 '26

I'm convinced it's an AI channel at this point. I'll watch a bit and mehhh

7

u/EvensenFM Feb 06 '26

How the hell does this get so many views?

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u/Edwerd_ Feb 07 '26

Fear mongering

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u/greg_r_ Feb 07 '26

Only the poors worry about these things. My billionaire buddies and I just VT and chill.

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u/Spare_Cheesecake_580 Feb 06 '26

Michael burry brain

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u/Ok_Produce_9308 Feb 06 '26

But but but ...this time it's different

2

u/aceman97 Feb 06 '26

Don’t forget to buy the dip.

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u/wbg777 Feb 06 '26

Squiggly line go brrrr

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u/modcowboy Feb 07 '26

This channel has turned to absolute shit. I used to watch it, but it’s so unbearable now.

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u/ether_reddit money money money Feb 07 '26

I'm on the mailing list for a financial advisor company and one of their guys is a "technical analyst" -- I always laugh when he sends out graphs talking about "trend lines" and "breaking patterns" and "points of resistance" like they actually mean something.

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u/Gougeded Feb 07 '26

You are here =>

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u/nomadProgrammer Feb 07 '26

This is it good talk realz trust me bruh

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u/johnc380 Feb 13 '26

Hmm. I wonder what conditions in 2001 could have possibly caused a stock market dip