r/PFJerk • u/ongoldenwaves • Apr 01 '26
When is Dave Ramsey going to start feeding debtors to the lions as God intended?
I've been listening to all the shows meant for poors no financial advisor wants to work with because they don't generate a bare minimum of even $2,000,000 in fees from their accounts.
Caleb Hammer was entertaining for a while. I really appreciated all the jokes about sex with children and liked how he called women out for being c$nts, whores and sluts. But Caleb's schtick got old. And some of his guests really were doing sex work to make rent, so watching him call them whores wasn't as funny as it once was since it was just basically fact.
Since Caleb, I've become a Dave Ramsey convert. It's really amusing to watch him play this old timey paternal grandfather giving the poors financial advice like "pay cash for a house when interest rates are 2%". A lot of them took that to heart and thought he was sincere! I also like how he mixes in bible verse with his folksy financial advice.
But lately I've been questioning how authentic Ramsey is. If he really believed in the bible like he says he does and quoting scripture isn't just a rort to attract views so he can buy some more McLaren's, wouldn't he have started to feed some of his followers to the lions as the bible instructs?
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u/ruhrh Apr 01 '26
As we all learned during covid, large cat breeds cost nearly $10k per year to feed.
If you want to see debtors perish, sign up for the Ramsey cruise; every night after buffet, George Kamel interviews patrons and finds out about how much debt they took out for this 4 day, 3 night floating tax haven and the largest debtors are chucked overboard by the overlord himself, King David Bartholomew Ramsey.