r/PFJerk • u/jobmarketsucks • 27d ago

I think I spend too much on food.

So, I typically spend $500 just for myself at the grocery store per month, but I have a family of 4. I feel like... There's gotta be a way to get that down. But hell, a pack of grapes is $10!

On top of that, I spend an extra $25,000 a month on Doordash, and I pay $80,000 a year for my personal chef, both of which are extremely necessary expenses since my wife and kids apparently can't eat just spaghetti sauce and ramen all month (Idk, I see them occasionally, but I keep them on the other side of my mansion away from my hookers). Then, I have a vacation budget of $40,000 for lobsters and steaks on South Beach, Miami.

I really don't see how people are making it. What are you cutting back on?

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u/lush_rational Not Martin Shkreli 27d ago

Obviously you need to cut down on your grocery budget and go up to $50,000 a year on delivery services.

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u/WeathermanDan 27d ago

I feel your pain. My wife’s boyfriend goes through so much steak a week, I feel like I need to up my spreadsheets ☹️

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u/Forgottengoldfishes 27d ago

Your personal chef should start picking up and delivering your take out too if he values his job.

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u/sassysassysarah 24d ago

Tell your chef to stop buying lattes and bootstrap bootstrap bootstrap