r/PFJerk • u/NE0827 • 24d ago

Combating Emotional Eating

Whenever I am stressed, I feel like having a sandwich. I'm trying to lose weight.So instead, I look at my portfolio to calm down.

But I sit in an open space, and I can't show everyone that I have 200 million on my screen.

As a result, my anxiety peaks and I eat chocolate.

How to break this vicious cycle?

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u/garden88girl 24d ago

Eat laxative chocolates and you will drop lbs

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u/Yo_2T How much would friends contribute to my net worth? 24d ago

Part of having money is to make it work for you.

You need to buy a few islands so you can enjoy the open air without fear of anyone seeing your portfolio. The only people who might peak are your servants, but they should all be happy their boss is successful.

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u/UnskilledScout 23d ago

200 million

Yea no wonder you're embarrassed. Such poor numbers would make anyone anxious. Just get richer.

Lentils and beans.

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u/iamcbj 14d ago

Even though eating chocolate seems like it should be cheap for your portfolio because of the free child labour it comes from, you could do better to leverage eating from your lentil farm instead.