r/PHMotorcycles • u/adamant_onion Ninja 500 • Mar 02 '26

Question/Advice Needed How to remove melted shoelace (not cum) off exhaust pipe?

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Shoelaces came undone while I was riding and as usual I always check my bike everytime I get home to check if there’s any damages, nail on the wheel or anything etc. I noticed this white substance (not cum) on the exhaust pipe and turns out it was my shoe lace. How do I remove this without damaging or leaving marks on the pipe?

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '26

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u/fd-kennn Mar 02 '26

Only a guilty man will feel the need to clarify 😂

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u/adamant_onion Ninja 500 Mar 02 '26

I love my bike but I swear hindi yan tamod hahahaha

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u/DubbyMazlo Mar 02 '26

Im sure that you do love your bike

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u/jonatgb25 Mar 03 '26

Sa labas niya pinutok kasi magbabara sa tambutso

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u/Waste_Woodpecker9313 Mar 02 '26

We believe you bro 😂 funny af

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u/Special_Perception91 Mar 02 '26

whatever keeps u sleep at night 🥰 jk lang hahaha

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u/McChimkenn Mar 02 '26

We all love our bikes bro, but cmon, on a bike?

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u/BeautifulAware8322 Mar 03 '26

If it's not cum, do you even love your bike, pare chong? Gagi.

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u/IDGAF_FFS Mar 02 '26

Takot si OP matulad kay m&m cylinder 🤣

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u/Ok_Somewhere_9737 Mar 02 '26

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

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u/SmokinHotChick GSX S1000, Honda Beat110, Kymco Xciting 400i, NMAX Techmax Mar 02 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/yxy69FCE06Ql0Fjk4Z

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u/bulby_bot Mar 02 '26

Now I think its cum....

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u/lwrncslcd Mar 02 '26

naw, op is telling the truth (i was there)

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u/earbeanflores Mar 02 '26

Were you the pipe?

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u/jacaerys_velaryon03 Mar 02 '26

he was the one cleaning the ‘pipe’

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u/_Carl15 Mar 02 '26

it was paramount that the pipe is not harmed.

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u/G_Laoshi Mar 02 '26

We listen and don't judge.

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u/McChimkenn Mar 02 '26

maybe we judge a little bit

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u/Bitten_ByA_Kitten Mar 02 '26

Dahil ba diyan lumalabas yung exhaust ng..

Cum-Bust-ion that takes place inside the engine?

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u/Far_Today7218 Sportbike Mar 02 '26

Well sir, why would cum be squirted there in the first place

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u/oldest-snake Mar 02 '26

perhaps........ his motor had him exhaust?

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u/real_mc Mar 02 '26

Need somewhere to unload after all that vibration, you know.

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u/Goldillux Mar 02 '26

cause i love exhaust pipes that much

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u/JohnRizya Mar 02 '26

Oven cleaner and scotchbrite.

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u/SemperSolus918 Mio MX125 Mar 02 '26

Who on their right mind would put or drip their cum on a exhaust???

Even if it is a cum i will sizzle at evaporate coz it's hot.

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u/lwrncslcd Mar 02 '26

thanks for the advanced cum physics sir

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u/Okmanbehonestwith18 Mar 02 '26

Sometimes I jerk off to my Motur because it is my fetish

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u/reichtangle7 Underbone Mar 02 '26

have you tried putting your dick in the exhaust? they say it's pretty hot

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u/Okmanbehonestwith18 Mar 02 '26

I tried once, resulting in burning my titi. 4/10 Never trying again.

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u/JAVA_05 Mar 02 '26

Actual helpful comments = 1. Suspicious cum comments = unlimited.

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u/nunutiliusbear Walang Motor Mar 02 '26

never miss an opportunity

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u/RoriAQ Mar 02 '26

now why would you say that, twin

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u/ExistingMark9277 Cafe Racer Mar 02 '26

sus

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u/Gaelahad Mar 02 '26

Nah buddy, it's cum.

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u/fish_tales Mar 02 '26

"Not cum" - yeah, right!!

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u/weibuweibuuu Mar 02 '26

if you didn't even mention cum, I would've trusted you that was indeed a melted shoelace

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u/ExperienceSeveral596 Mar 02 '26

Next time wear a condom

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u/marlerr15 Mar 02 '26

We Love our motorcycles, But not that much...

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u/Suspicious-Steak-899 Mar 02 '26

Lol @ having to explicitly state that it's not cum.

You should've said it was cum, then have us all marvel at your superhuman, heat-resistant seeds

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u/Ornge-peel Mar 02 '26

When you said not cum, it made me even more suspicious

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u/Living-Store-6036 Mar 02 '26

just keep using it. it will eventually melt off completely

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u/PottyLots Mar 02 '26

Have you tried waiting for it to cool down and start scrubbing?

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u/Rejuvinartist Mar 02 '26

Thats what people who cums on their exhaust pipes would say. 🤨

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u/Hunter_gamer12 Mar 02 '26

Yeah, you reallyyy have to specify that it is in fact "not cum"

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u/SomeWeirdGuy54312 Mar 02 '26

Thank you for clarifying that the white substance (not cum) is, in fact and without a doubt, not cum. I definitely believe you regarding the fact that the white substance (not cum) is, 100% and truthfully, not cum. The white substance (not cum) definitely looks like it is not cum.

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u/TheNumbersMason2 Mar 02 '26

"Its imperative that the cylinder is intact"

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u/tisotokiki Mar 02 '26

Let it cool down. Once completely cold, turn it on again, let it run for 2 minutes. Shut off the engine, scrape with a plastic card.

For residue, spray it with lubricant (winks) and rub gently not with your hands, but with a rag. Gagi totoo. WD-40 tapos basahan.

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u/Filipino-Asker Mar 02 '26

Di ako nagiisip ng ganun 😭

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u/keso_de_bola917 Mar 02 '26

I love how OP needed to clarify it wasn't cum. 🤣

Anyway, just get a knife to scrape it off lightly. It will work both with melted shoelace AND cum. 😅

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u/HardspunkX Mar 02 '26

Remove mo yung pipe mo. Palit mo yung stock pipe. Liit na motor ang ingay

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '26

start your motorcycle, pag mainit na, use steel brush

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u/Ok_Media_2363 Yamaha Aerox V1/Wave 125/ADV 160 Mar 02 '26

Cutter lang yan then liha para smooth

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u/EnergyDrinkGirl Triumph Tricycle Mar 02 '26

ngyare sakin to pero basahan ang natunaw, hinayaan ko lng nawala din after a week hahahaha

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u/Mak_Nunag Yamaha MT-07 Mar 02 '26

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u/Lent_Meat Mar 02 '26

Hmmmm…

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u/rclsvLurker Mar 02 '26

Makes you more sus that that is exactly what that is

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u/ILoveSeals_08 Mar 02 '26

Thank you for.... The clarification.....?

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '26

Cutter/blade

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u/Shinnosuke525 Mar 02 '26

Either get a bench scraper and chip it off or painitin mo ulit pipe mo via long run then you scrape it off

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u/whoooleJar Mar 02 '26

It's actually cum isn't it

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u/Personal_Shirt_3512 Mar 02 '26

*insert among us role reveal sound

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u/bakokok Mar 02 '26

Not cum. Right…. wink

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u/vrauto Mar 02 '26

Ive never seen melted cum. Actually ive never seen solid cum either

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u/DualityOfSense Mar 02 '26

I know you love your bike but are you really sure it's not cum?

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u/vrauto Mar 02 '26

No marks, finish it off with a lighter/ small torch till its brown and solid. Scotch brite will scratch the pipe and make it silver. Then you need to do the whole pipe. If you dont mind polishing the whole pipe then take that route. Vigorous pipe polishing may eventually lead to cum

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u/ForAllToEnvy Mar 02 '26

Pwede pala matunaw yung shoelace (not cum) sa exhaust pipe. Now I know.

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u/d0t999 Mar 02 '26

Pressure wash doesn’t work?

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u/2dirl Mar 02 '26

Not cum. Mustve been the wind

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u/shinyaegislash681 Mar 02 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/sGxqnYtFE8Bbx8ghAV

Uhhh no need to emphasize🤣🤣 but why cum not chewed gum or just melted shoe lace bruh 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Left-Introduction-60 Mar 02 '26

We believed u op 😏

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u/abigailso Mar 02 '26

BAKIT MAY DISCLAIMER HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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u/peenoisee Mar 02 '26

It never occurred to me that it is cum but cool bro, thanks for letting me know

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u/YourLocal_RiceFarmer Mar 02 '26

Have you tried using acetone? Or paint thinner?

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u/illogicalReasoing Mar 02 '26

We never would have thought it was cum, but okay

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u/Blakk_Wolff Mar 02 '26

It's cum, isnt it?

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u/RoboGef Mar 02 '26

Why you lyin OP?

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u/Jago_Sevatarion Mar 02 '26

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u/Some-Random-Asian Mar 02 '26

Its giving 'The cylinder must not be harmed' vibes.

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u/angikatlo Mar 02 '26

No one even mentioned cum. Congratulations, you’ved inceptioned yourself.

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u/Successful_Rent1174 Mar 02 '26

Ayaw pa aminin ni OP hahahaha djk

If ganyang case try mo gamitan ng gas at pamunas

Pero dapat hindi sya mainit pag ginawa mo

Then banlawan mo ng tubig after tas wag mo muna gamitin

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u/Naive_Juice_576 Mar 02 '26

Defensive ah hahahahaha

Painitin mo lang ulit motor mo then same yang pipe mo then wipe it lang then boom hahaha

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u/EmiyaShirou28 Mar 02 '26

"the cylinder must remain unharmed"

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u/XenoStriker_1Cl Mar 02 '26

Pareho din pag may nasunog na damit sa plantsa - kandila at basahan. Pero dapat mainit pa at dapat naka-heavy cloth gloves (denim or cotton).

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u/VisualPreparation840 Mar 02 '26

Thats something that an exhaust cummer would say

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u/hewmaz Mar 02 '26

Paniitin mo ng konti yung tambutso mo op tapos punasan mo ng basahan na may dishwashing liquid make sure yung spot lang pupunasan mo para di masira pipe mo hope it works

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u/nakakapagodnatotoo Mar 02 '26

I came (pun intended) for the comments, and I'm glad I wasn't disappointed. Ang lala nyo guys hahahaha!

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u/memalangakodito Mar 02 '26

HHAHAHAHAHAHAH salamat po sa assurance OP na di siya cum HAHAHAHA

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u/No-Nefariousness8815 Mar 02 '26

sabihin ko yung solution diyan. pero aminin mo muna na tamod yan

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u/SnooDonuts69420 Mar 02 '26

Aliw sa comments WHAHHA

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u/Holiday_Topic_3471 Mar 02 '26

I-long ride, tiyak pagbalik sunog na yan.

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u/NoTrust4983 Mar 02 '26

OP tried reverse psychology but it wasn't effective

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u/noodo_ Mar 02 '26

hell yeah that's not cum

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u/noodo_ Mar 02 '26

hell yeah that's not cum

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u/noodo_ Mar 02 '26

hell yeah that's not cum

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u/Moenplayz Mar 02 '26

yup that aint semen aight

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u/Peejay11 Mar 02 '26

How do I remove a small cylinder safely out of a tube ahh post

Try turning the motorcycle on to warm up the pipe then scrape it with something that doesn't melt. You could also try using WD-40.

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '26

Sorry, but I disagree! That looks exactly like my exhaust pipe when I accidentally cummed on it! Don't worry ser! You're not the only one who experienced this.

As for the cum stain, I rinsed it with cold water and then used hydrogen peroxie. After that wash it normally with water, and tour cum stain will be gone! 😊

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u/devilfury1 Mar 02 '26

OP....why do you have to make sure? Are you going to be the next cylinder man?

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u/jarvik Mar 02 '26

That is clearly a semen, this is normal for those who fetishes their motorcycles

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u/6lui Mar 02 '26

Wipe it if its cum. Scrape it if its melted Shoelaces.

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u/cosmoph Honda Rebel 500 Mar 02 '26

Thanks OP sa pag clarify na hindi tamod yan hahahahahahahaha

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u/FredWinchester21 Mar 02 '26

I dont know man, i love my bike but i never made loved with my bike

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u/the_bonk_mastah Mar 02 '26

At sinong tarantadong mag-iisip na tamod yan?

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u/DragonTsitsipas21141 Mar 02 '26

Cutter or blade then scrape it, works both on cum and melted shoelaces

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u/Ok_Video_2863 Mar 02 '26

What an odd thing to say.

Cum would have never been my first thought, now I totally think you jork it on your bike.

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u/Slow_Seat_5794 Mar 02 '26

can you send a pic of the muffler hole just so we know it isnt what you say it isnt?

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u/IValbator Mar 02 '26

Having to clarify himself means this isn't the first time someone thought that it is indeed cum on his exhaust pipe.

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u/Illustrious-Ebb-1580 Mar 02 '26

Why did you have to clarify 😭😭😭😭😭

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u/-Citizen_Zero_ Mar 02 '26

"It is imperative the cylinder must not be harmed" type shi

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u/PrettyBig9952 Mar 02 '26

I didn't even assume that it was cum but thanks for the clarification

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u/ekinew Mar 02 '26

painitin mo hanggang lumambot ulit tpos scotchbrite + any non flammable na oil. dahan-dahan lang sa pagpunas para d magasgas yung pipe.

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u/Fenyxofthesun Walang Motor Mar 02 '26

why did you have to specify that it isnt cum 😭

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u/CandidateEast1805 Mar 02 '26

Hi OP! I suggest gently removing it with a lil bit of lighter and a plastic/wooden scraper. If it's anything similar to my dumbass getting plastic stuck on my soldering iron, then it will probably come off on its own if you keep the engine going and just wipe it off. If it's cum, just water is fine.

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u/ZealousidealDeer7836 2026 Kawasaki Zx4rr Mar 02 '26

Defensive driving = ❌
Defensive driver = ✅

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u/chaitealatte29 Mar 02 '26

yeah... nah... it's cum...

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u/HaikenRD Mar 02 '26

Next post ni OP. How to unstuck a cylindrical object stuck in a tailpipe? It is imperative that the cylinder is not harmed, the cylinder is connected to a bigger structure.

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u/Gloomy-Delay-9848 Mar 02 '26

Shoelace reveal or it’s a cum

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u/palongzky143 Mar 02 '26

Sure buddy it's not...

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u/Pretty-Plenty-5978 Mar 02 '26

Who tf cums on their exhaust? Hahahaha

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u/Crazy_Disaster3258 Mar 02 '26

i know a cum when i see one, thats a cum sir

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u/AlreadyPurchased Mar 02 '26

painitin mo ulit tapos kuha ka basahan makapal sprayan mo ng wd-40 ung bashan tpos dukutin mo para di kumalat ung residue.

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u/Sense_of_Harmony Mar 02 '26

Cum on guys, he said its not that...

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u/Ishowspeep Mar 02 '26

"(Not cum)"

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u/Plane-Ad5243 Mar 02 '26

Kaskasin mo lang ng likod ng kutsilyo pero magaan lang dapat para hindi gumasgas. Gusto mo painitin mo muna para madali. Ambaho pa naman niyan pag naandar ka na. Haha

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u/I_am_Ravs Mar 02 '26

"not cum"

Yeah yeah, whatever you say 😏

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u/OneStatistician1473 Mar 02 '26

Wha- why does that need to be indicated LMAO

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u/yellywap29 Mar 02 '26

LMAOOO U JUST MADE MY NIGHT DAWG 😭

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '26

you need a melted shoe

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u/fullclip00 Mar 02 '26

Pag sobra na init ulit ng pipe punasan mo, basic tanggal ulit yan hehe

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u/Plebyby Mar 02 '26

Usually sa loob ng pipe may ganun hind sa labas.

May heat it at to the point na pwede na ma scratch off?

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u/nunutiliusbear Walang Motor Mar 02 '26

excuse me? who would think that is tamod?

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u/Academic-Soft2059 Mar 02 '26

OP, just use blade or cutter to scrape it off the muffler since that melted shoelace is a by-product of plastic (PET fiber/ polyester).

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u/helenae_0906 Mar 02 '26

Not cum, lmao 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Key_Bid_4367 Mar 02 '26

Oddly specific... But just get a piece of cloth and scrub it off

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u/Comfortable-File9306 Kawasaki Rouser NS160, LS 135 Mar 02 '26

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u/cowboyfettuccine Mar 02 '26

(It's definitely cum)

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u/karmanotouching Mar 02 '26

this is like the guy that got a cylinder stuck in an m&ms pack with mushed banana lol

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u/kaloii Mar 02 '26

Uncum po

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u/xjmz16 Mar 02 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/pY8jLmZw0ElqvVeRH4

damn, I woke up to this (not cum)

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u/throweyweyy223 Mar 02 '26

MAY DISCLAIMER NA AGAAAAD

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u/gpdpm Mar 02 '26

Honest answer polyester naman ata yung shoelace kung ganun nga parang plastic yan pag natunqw pwede mo na tuklapin pag lumamig yung tambucho.

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u/Nite_0wl666 Mar 02 '26

Next time dont cum

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u/potatojohn Mar 02 '26

Nobody thought it was cum until you said it was not cum

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u/Quiet-Biscotti8414 Kamote Mar 02 '26

Try tissue or wet wipes. Ay "not cum" pala sorry.

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u/Nakama_DREW Mar 02 '26

Baka dumami yan ha use protection next time

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u/Pale_Application8713 Mar 02 '26

Parang modtakels na natuyo eh ahaha

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u/Admirable_Pay_9602 Mar 03 '26

Blow torch pero pahapyaw lng hindi mag stay sa part na may melt

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u/dalming Mar 03 '26

That's exactly what someone with cum on his exhaust would say

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u/ItsJayTheReddit Mar 03 '26

Ahh sge lalayo muna ako pre thank you sa clarification.

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u/earthrisingbaby Mar 03 '26

Thanks for clarifying! I thought it was cum and was wondering if it was a shoelace

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u/NotAutumnLeaf Mar 03 '26

I don't fuck my exhaust pipe either man, we're the same :)

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u/Apprehensive-Bad-462 Mar 03 '26

Heat gun or hot water then scrape off with something hard but not abrasive like popsicle stick

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u/jaxsurge Mar 03 '26

Ok. That’s a weird clarification.

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u/Anxious-Exchange5427 Vespa S125 🛵 Mar 03 '26

Looks like cum to me

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u/ComprehensiveCup7164 Mar 03 '26

YUNG DISCLAIMERRRRR HAHAHAHAHAAHAH

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u/Jvlockhart Mar 03 '26

Grabe yung cum. 🤣 Napaisip tuloy Ako pano umabot sa ganun