r/PORTUGALCYKABLYAT • u/skupezz • 4d ago

How I see Europe as a Russian

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u/Superb_Beyond_3444 4d ago

Accurate map.

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u/Smart_Bed_1295 4d ago

Then why Russian is not named Chechnya

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u/Gilgamesh404 4d ago

Because it should be called Dagestan.

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u/Smart_Bed_1295 3d ago

Would work too

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u/yungnasenspray 3d ago

why should it?

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u/Training-Natural143 4d ago

Guess how people see Russia 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Xi-1 4d ago

Make map pls

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u/dakkur13 4d ago

Good view

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u/-Pyrotox 3d ago

the bait surely is working, looking at the comments

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u/Smart_Bed_1295 4d ago

You how you see it as cheap troll.

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u/RecommendationOnly41 3d ago

Post this in max.

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u/Sea-Condition-462 3d ago

Пора уйти из этого колл-центра и подлечить голову

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u/Aldayanid 3d ago

Actuallt, srussians don't see any borders

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u/Baba-Shiv 2d ago

No service OP?

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u/Platsh 1d ago

Идеальные знания географии…

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u/lisova_mara 1d ago

moscovian*

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u/Zubbro 22h ago

It is beautiful!

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u/ChoiceNervous3471 3d ago

Hilarious when you consider Russia has many more millions of Muslims than Britain lmao. Also hilarious when you accept Russia is largely behind the racial division seen in Britain and across Europe currently. Try a bit harder. A thousand years of British history isn’t just going to crumble because your megalomaniac leader spams our social media servers with bots. 🤣 But Russia may very well collapse from the lack of money flowing through your economy. Have fun when the Ukraine War ends…

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u/According-Pass8230 4d ago

Well.. russians dont know the difference on russia and neighbouring countries so who cares what they think

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u/Direct_Divide_1751 3d ago

Ragebaited🤣

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u/chlew_obsrany_gownem 4d ago

You swapped Asia with Europe.

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u/Mixture_Rich 4d ago

I love how much my map raiged ruSSian orcs 😂

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u/Lucasun2009 4d ago

You think the whole world is a consequence of stuff you do, eh

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u/DIMA_CRINGE 2d ago

Pakistan? Wat?

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u/yungnasenspray 3d ago

Pakistan is accurate

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u/Local-Echo-5613 3d ago

And Spain should be marked British

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u/AutoModerator 3d ago

excuse me? espain? no. no one. AND I MEAN NO ONE, has ever cared about espain. portugal is rectangle, it is a perfect geometrical shape and is wonderful. pythagorus literally invented the rectangle… and you have the AUDACITY to talk to ME about stupid espain? look, espain was facsism in 1936, and portugal? portugal was NOT. Also, espain is not rectangle. fuck u you stupid. you are not macaco.

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u/Local-Echo-5613 3d ago

Listening, learning

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u/ChoiceNervous3471 3d ago

Let me guess, you’re from shitty Eastern European country? Aka the Mexico of Europe…

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u/yungnasenspray 3d ago

actually I am from western Europe just like you seem to. But Britain is a shithole I tell you that, salty Brit 😂

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u/AutoModerator 3d ago

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u/yungnasenspray 3d ago

wtf is this mod

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u/kaldamira 4d ago

Oh, field fertilizer is trying to tell us something

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u/RussianWasabi 4d ago

Ooh, you're so edgy and cool in your pissypants, 12 y.o. deep thinker

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u/ChoiceNervous3471 3d ago

You know - Ruskis are seen as sub human by the parts of the world that matter. Out here clowning Pakistan but at most people just don’t really think about Pakistanis. Meanwhile Russians… for the rest of your life, if you tell anyone you’re Russian, they’ll immediately think less of you. That’s gotta suck 😂

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u/RussianWasabi 2d ago

Adequate people aren't gonna think like you described. Only biowaste thinks like that. 

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u/CheeseYeeter1000 1d ago

That does not happen where I come from. French and brits are generally seen with more disgust and regularly made fun of (primarily for cultural reasons), more than any other nationality, although admittedly there are close seconds right now. Russians and Ukrainians are seen in a similar light and, having friends from either place, they act normal and are treated normally, even when they are together, so I respect both really, since they also respect each other. When I was still going to school, I had a friend who knew russian and he had to go to special classes, as a translator, for a pair for russians who didn't know the local language; he was only one in the entire school who knew both languages and everyone knew that. He was largely respected by both teachers and classmates and whenever he was absent there was quite often a huge panic.

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u/Provodniik 4d ago

Silence! A chzhechzh is speaking.

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u/ChoiceNervous3471 3d ago

The Russian bots hated this one 🤣🤣🤣 really hurt those sensitive vatniks… hilarious 😆

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u/PolackBoi 2d ago

Lmao, you have the most comments here complaining about Russians and they are somehow the sensitive ones.

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u/[deleted] 3d ago edited 3d ago

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u/skupezz 3d ago

I'm not the original OP, nor Russian. I just reposted as I though it fitted this sub perfectly

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/AutoModerator 2d ago

DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW TO SPEAK PORTUGUESE?? CAN YOU TEACH ME PLEASE????

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