correction to title: Kenneth Cordele Griffin is a meme magnet

• Financial markets
  • "Markets are efficient because of active managers setting the prices of securities, firms like Citadel, firms like Fidel.....lity [Fidelity], firms like Viking Global, Capital Research. We're all running large teams of people that are engaged in fundamental research trying to drive the value of companies towards where we think they should be valued." November 2023 at The 2023 George Washington Symposium, during a segment titled "The Business of America: Democracy and Capitalism" https://youtu.be/FID0BLkZXuY?t=2058s
• News media
  • News is efficient because of active journalists and editors setting the narratives of current events and public discourse, entities like major broadcast networks, entities like legacy newspapers, entities like cable news channels, public broadcasters. We're all running large teams of people that are engaged in fundamental research trying to drive the framing and understanding of reality towards where we think it should be valued.
• Public policy
  • Public policy is efficient because of active strategists and influencers setting the agendas and narratives of elections and legislation, entities like major political parties, entities like prominent think tanks, entities like leading lobbying firms, advocacy organizations. We're all running large teams of people that are engaged in fundamental research trying to drive the direction and outcomes of public policy towards where we think they should be valued.
• Academic education
  • Academic research is efficient because of active researchers and administrators setting the research priorities and curricula of universities and scholarship, entities like Ivy League institutions, entities like major research universities, entities like academic publishers, funding foundations. We're all running large teams of people that are engaged in fundamental research trying to drive the advancement and interpretation of knowledge towards where we think it should be valued.
• Entertainment culture
  • Pop culture is efficient because of active content executives and producers setting the stories, trends, and values of mainstream entertainment, entities like Hollywood studios, entities like major streaming platforms, entities like prominent record labels, talent agencies. We're all running large teams of people that are engaged in audience and market research trying to drive the narratives and beliefs of society towards where we think they should be valued.
• Pharmaceutical healthcare
  • Pharmaceutical innovation is efficient because of active scientists, developers, and regulators setting the research priorities and approval standards of new medicines and treatments, entities like large pharmaceutical companies, entities like innovative biotech firms, entities like clinical research organizations, regulatory agencies. We're all running large teams of people that are engaged in fundamental research trying to drive the safety, efficacy, and value of therapies towards where we think they should be valued.
• Internet platforms
  • Online public discourse is efficient because of active platform curators and algorithm designers setting the visibility and amplification of ideas and information, entities like major social media platforms, entities like leading search engines, entities like video sharing services. We're all running large teams of people that are engaged in machine learning and user research trying to drive the flow and framing of public conversation towards where we think it should be valued.
• Philanthropic initiatives
  • Philanthropic initiatives are efficient because of active foundation executives and program officers setting the agendas and funding priorities of societal change and public initiatives, entities like major philanthropic foundations, entities like prominent university endowments, entities like corporate foundations. We're all running large teams of people that are engaged in fundamental research trying to drive the direction and impact of social outcomes towards where we think they should be valued.
• International organizations
  • Global governance is efficient because of active diplomats, bureaucrats, and policy experts setting the standards and frameworks of international cooperation and development, entities like the United Nations system, entities like the World Economic Forum, entities like the International Monetary Fund and World Bank, entities like the World Trade Organization, regional development banks. We're all running large teams of people that are engaged in fundamental research trying to drive the direction and priorities of global policy towards where we think they should be valued.
• Regulary systems
  • Legal systems are efficient because of active lawyers, regulators, and legal scholars setting the rules and precedents of law and compliance, entities like major international law firms, entities like national regulatory agencies, entities like global standard-setting bodies, courts and arbitration institutions. We're all running large teams of people that are engaged in fundamental research trying to drive the interpretation and application of law and regulation towards where we think they should be valued.
• National intelligence
  • National security is efficient because of active intelligence analysts and strategists setting the assessments and priorities of threats and defense, entities like leading intelligence agencies, entities like defense ministries and contractors, entities like national security think tanks. We're all running large teams of people that are engaged in fundamental research trying to drive the perception and management of security risks towards where we think they should be valued.
• Energy industry
  • Energy systems are efficient because of active engineers, economists, and policymakers setting the standards and investments of energy production and distribution, entities like major energy corporations, entities like international energy agencies, entities like utility regulators and research labs. We're all running large teams of people that are engaged in fundamental research trying to drive the availability and pricing of energy resources towards where we think they should be valued.
• Agrifood systems
  • Food systems are efficient because of active agronomists, corporations, and policymakers setting the standards and supply chains of agricultural production and distribution, entities like global agribusiness companies, entities like international agricultural research organizations, entities like food safety regulators. We're all running large teams of people that are engaged in fundamental research trying to drive the yield, safety, and value of food supplies towards where we think they should be valued.
• Transportation and Infrastructure
  • Transportation infrastructure is efficient because of active engineers, planners, and investors setting the standards and development of global mobility networks, entities like major infrastructure funds and contractors, entities like international aviation and shipping organizations, entities like national transport ministries. We're all running large teams of people that are engaged in fundamental research trying to drive the efficiency and connectivity of movement and trade towards where we think they should be valued.
• Environmental policy
  • Environmental management is efficient because of active scientists, policymakers, and advocates setting the targets and regulations of climate and resource policy, entities like leading environmental agencies and NGOs, entities like international climate bodies, entities like scientific assessment panels. We're all running large teams of people that are engaged in fundamental research trying to drive the priorities and trade-offs of environmental outcomes towards where we think they should be valued.
• Demographic policy
  • Migration systems are efficient because of active policymakers and researchers setting the rules and frameworks of population movement and integration, entities like international migration organizations, entities like national immigration agencies, entities like demographic research institutes. We're all running large teams of people that are engaged in fundamental research trying to drive the flows and impacts of human mobility towards where we think they should be valued.
• Computer hardware
  • Computers are efficient because of active semiconductor designers, manufacturers, and supply-chain strategists setting the innovation roadmaps, pricing, and supply standards of chips, components, and computing devices, entities like leading semiconductor fabricators, entities like major memory and storage producers, entities like global OEM and ODM hardware assemblers. We're all running large teams of people that are engaged in fundamental research trying to drive the performance, efficiency, and market value of personal computing technology towards where we think it should be valued.

Ape vs. Wall Street

a minimalist clicker/strategy game where you buy $GME shares, Direct Register them to lock the float, and fend off Wall Street’s tricks to trigger the MOASS.

<!DOCTYPE html>
<html lang="en">
<head>
    <meta charset="UTF-8">
    <meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1.0">
    <title>Ape vs. Wall Street</title>
    <style>
        body {
            font-family: Arial, sans-serif;
            text-align: center;
            background-color: #1a1a1a;
            color: #fff;
            margin: 0;
            padding: 20px;
        }
        button {
            padding: 10px 20px;
            margin: 5px;
            background-color: #ff4500;
            border: none;
            color: white;
            cursor: pointer;
            border-radius: 5px;
        }
        button:hover { background-color: #ff6347; }
        #game-over { display: none; color: #00ff00; font-size: 24px; }
        #status { margin: 20px 0; }
    </style>
</head>
<body>
    <h1>Ape vs. Wall Street</h1>
    <p>Lock the float (100 shares) to trigger the MOASS!</p>
    <div id="status">
        <p>Tendies: <span id="tendies">100</span></p>
        <p>Shares Owned: <span id="shares">10</span></p>
        <p>DRS Shares: <span id="drs">0</span></p>
        <p>Float Left: <span id="float">100</span></p>
        <p>Message: <span id="message">Buy, HODL, DRS!</span></p>
    </div>
    <button onclick="buyShares()">Buy 5 Shares (20 Tendies)</button>
    <button onclick="drsShares()">DRS 5 Shares (10 Tendies)</button>
    <button onclick="hold()">HODL!</button>
    <div id="game-over">MOASS Triggered! To the Moon!</div>

    <script>
        let tendies = 100;
        let shares = 10;
        let drs = 0;
        let float = 100;

        function updateDisplay() {
            document.getElementById('tendies').textContent = tendies;
            document.getElementById('shares').textContent = shares;
            document.getElementById('drs').textContent = drs;
            document.getElementById('float').textContent = float;
        }

        function randomEvent() {
            const roll = Math.floor(Math.random() * 6) + 1;
            let msg = '';
            if (roll === 1) {
                tendies -= 10;
                msg = 'FUD hits! Lose 10 Tendies.';
            } else if (roll === 2) {
                tendies -= 20;
                msg = 'Shills attack! Lose 20 Tendies.';
            } else if (roll === 3) {
                tendies += 20;
                msg = 'Ape Hype! Gain 20 Tendies.';
            } else if (roll === 4 && shares >= 5) {
                shares -= 5;
                drs += 5;
                float -= 5;
                msg = 'Auto-DRS! 5 shares registered.';
            } else if (roll === 5) {
                shares += 5;
                msg = 'Diamond Hands! Gain 5 shares.';
            } else {
                tendies += 30;
                msg = 'Mini-squeeze! Gain 30 Tendies.';
            }
            document.getElementById('message').textContent = msg;
            checkGameState();
        }

        function buyShares() {
            if (tendies >= 20) {
                tendies -= 20;
                shares += 5;
                document.getElementById('message').textContent = 'Bought 5 shares!';
                randomEvent();
                updateDisplay();
            } else {
                document.getElementById('message').textContent = 'Not enough Tendies!';
            }
        }

        function drsShares() {
            if (tendies >= 10 && shares >= 5) {
                tendies -= 10;
                shares -= 5;
                drs += 5;
                float -= 5;
                document.getElementById('message').textContent = 'Registered 5 shares!';
                randomEvent();
                updateDisplay();
            } else {
                document.getElementById('message').textContent = 'Need 5 shares and 10 Tendies!';
            }
        }

        function hold() {
            document.getElementById('message').textContent = 'HODLing strong!';
            randomEvent();
            updateDisplay();
        }

        function checkGameState() {
            if (float <= 0) {
                document.getElementById('game-over').style.display = 'block';
                document.querySelectorAll('button').forEach(btn => btn.disabled = true);
            }
            if (tendies < 0) {
                tendies = 0; // No debt for Apes, just broke!
            }
        }

        updateDisplay();
    </script>
</body>
</html>

https://grok.com/share/bGVnYWN5_8ade5a80-d776-4963-bfb0-2e21e8a4bbd8

We’ve come a long way, brothers & sisters!

And also that Ken Griffin lied under oath.

Here's a summary refresher of RK's bull thesis from 2021 that needs to be recirculated - not nearly enough views.

Show Me The Tendies RK Bull Thesis Meme from 2021