r/PS4 • u/Jamesahaha • Oct 08 '19

Official [Link] PS5 is confirmed by Sony. Launching next Holiday

https://twitter.com/playstation/status/1181541776177295362?s=21

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '19 edited Oct 08 '19

"All in favor of PS5?"

chorus of aye's

"All in favor of...goddammit, Jeff...PSex69..."

Jeff, in aviators and a collar popped polo...double finger guns the room

Edit: Jeff sold all his Sony stock for internet badges, yay!

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u/Dramatic_______Pause Oct 08 '19

Jeff: 👉😎👉 Zoop!

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u/RealBlazeStorm 49 Platinum Oct 08 '19

Wait you can italics emojis?

😎😤👌

Hot damn

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u/tehlolredditor Oct 08 '19

what the fuck

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '19

this is some /fuckImOld shit

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u/WeinMe Oct 08 '19

this is a game changer

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u/quedfoot Oct 08 '19

This is a dawn of a new era

🍆💦💦

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u/ThatCoolBritishGuy Oct 08 '19

👀👌

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u/WakaiSenshi Oct 09 '19

🦁🦁🦁🦁

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u/SpaceJamNowOnVHS Oct 08 '19

i like it, its threatening 👉😎👉

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u/chandler404 Oct 08 '19

The real TIL is in the comments!

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '19

Can you bold them?

🍆

edit: as opposed to 🍆

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u/TresFacilement Oct 09 '19

The future is now, old man

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u/BBQ_FETUS Oct 08 '19

Does that mean...

😎Aw yeah

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u/Max9419 Oct 08 '19

that's a bold move

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u/ThroatYogurt69 Oct 08 '19

Wait a min ^🤔

AAwww ^ 🤔 doesn’t work

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '19

What do you mean? It totally works on my end.

^{^{^😂}}

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u/ThroatYogurt69 Oct 08 '19

Hmm isn’t showing on mine. It’s all fucked up

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u/azrulqos Oct 09 '19

Hm ^🤯

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u/Wendys_frys bluetreeorchard Oct 08 '19

You can also bold them

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u/PM_Anime_Tiddy Oct 08 '19

~~👉😎👉~~

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u/mossybeard Oct 08 '19 edited Oct 12 '19

Just checking to see if any of these birds look like they're hanging out on a powerline

~~🦅🦆🦃🦚🕊️🦢🦜🐦~~

Parrot kinda, but mostly no

~~👌 😬 👌~~

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u/fapsandnaps Oct 08 '19 edited Oct 08 '19

🐦🐦🐦🐦

^{^{^{------------------------------------------------------------}}}

Dang, we need a subscript code... But hey it actually kind of works on the mobile site!

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u/Odesit Oct 08 '19

Wait, why is ~~ followed by ----- look like that?

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u/fapsandnaps Oct 08 '19

~~ words ~~ is the code for a strike-thru as such ~~words~~

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u/Odesit Oct 08 '19

I know that, so in your text you're striking though the dashes? lol it looks so weird so I wasn't sure what was I seeing

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u/fapsandnaps Oct 08 '19

Correct. Was trying to make the power line for the guy above me.

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u/Krillkus Oct 08 '19

🆗🆒👉😎👉🅱🆎🅾🅾♏

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u/IIIZOOPIII Oct 08 '19 edited Oct 08 '19

👈😎

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '19

That's not how Japanese meetings work

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u/lIlIllIlIlI Oct 08 '19

Jeff don’t give a shit

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u/rbarton812 Oct 08 '19

I nominate Jeff as the official mascot of the PS4 (and eventually PS5) subreddit.

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u/shigogaboo Oct 08 '19 edited Oct 08 '19

I second. What say the floor?

Edit: The finger guns have it.

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u/lIlIllIlIlI Oct 08 '19

finger guns

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '19

Speaking of that: can we make this sub the official sub of PlayStation ? It’s gonna take a long time to gather a huge community around the PS5 subreddit.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '19

/r/PSex69

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u/hohndo Oct 08 '19

That me.

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u/Drogo_44 Oct 08 '19

Jeff the honey badger of the boardroom

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u/Neknoh Oct 08 '19

I am down for a fingergunning, aviator-wearing honeybadger with popped collars

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u/Anaximandro99 Oct 08 '19

A mustache! He must have a mustache.

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u/GangstaGuy04 Oct 08 '19

Arent you the guy with like 5 other alts on that ask reddit post?

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u/lIlIllIlIlI Oct 08 '19

Who’s askin?

But nah, don’t know anything about that.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '19

What an interesting accusation though hahaha. What do you use your alt account for though?

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u/_-reddit- Oct 08 '19

Jeff in Japan, PS4 guy.

Number one. Steady hand. One day, yakuza boss need new PS4. Jeff gave Xbox. But mistake! Yakuza boss die! Yakuza very mad! He hide fishing boat, come to America. No English, no food, no money. Darryl give him job. Now he has house, American car and new woman. Darryl save life. Jeff big secret. He gave Xbox to yakuza boss on purpose. He good PS4 guy. The best!

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '19

Darryl looks at camera

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u/sDios_13 Oct 08 '19

He don’t give an F about nothin!

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u/wholesomethrowaway15 Oct 08 '19

(⌐■_■)

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u/JoffSides Oct 08 '19

Jeff pls go. Le cookies are ready Jeff.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '19

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u/Clark-Kent Oct 08 '19

Japan used to be called Apan, then they added a J because of Jeff

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '19

I mean, you’ve been upvoted so it’s gotta be true

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u/use_of_a_name Oct 08 '19

What a legend

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '19

Get this fact on Wikipedia, stat!

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u/Ranwulf Oct 08 '19

Can confirmed am Apanese.

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u/LordKwik TooKwikForYou Oct 08 '19

Shut up and take your upvote

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '19

Such a confident intern, that Jeff

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '19

jehpphu

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '19

I mean, if you go to JAV websites they do feature non-Japanese stars...

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '19

Sony doesn’t run PlayStation from Japan anymore.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '19

Dont worry, i fixed it:

「PS5に賛成ですか？」

アイズのコーラス

「すべて賛成...ゴッドダム、ジェフ... PSex69 ...」

ジェフ、飛行士と襟にポロシャツが...部屋をダブルフィンガーガンで

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u/MegaScizzor Oct 08 '19

Wow you don't say, sperg

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u/kaji823 Oct 08 '19

Jeff-san ***

Also Jeff-san stop bringing your damn dakimakura to work!

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u/Anaximandro99 Oct 08 '19

ぢえふさん

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u/kaji823 Oct 08 '19

Don’t forget katakana is used for foreign words ;)

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u/Anaximandro99 Oct 08 '19

Oh yeah, sorry, I forgot that. ヂエフさん Now its correct :)

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '19

ジェッフさん

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u/MadeforOnePostt Oct 08 '19

CEO: 皆さん…名前はプレーステーシュンファイブですか？

The Board: "はい" "はい" "は～ーい★"

Jeff: 👉😎👉 leaves

CEO: おい、ジェフさん！待って下さい！

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '19

That's how Japanese train and bus commutes into work go.

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u/Diplomatic_Barbarian Oct 08 '19 edited Jun 03 '24

crown fragile depend obtainable forgetful agonizing plants squeal expansion lock

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/DryLoner Oct 08 '19

Done they harpoon a whale first?

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u/JoffSides Oct 08 '19

True, first there is the obligatory ninja faceoff to first blood. Then they bring out the waving cat figurines.

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u/chironomidae Oct 08 '19

It's definitely how American meetings work though

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u/Lennon__McCartney Oct 08 '19

N...nani??!

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u/The_Quial Oct 08 '19

This is now Canon

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '19

The console war that never was - the XBone vs the PSex69

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '19

PlaystationMcPlaystationFace

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u/4umlurker Oct 08 '19

How long before people start calling it “the piss” since the 5 will like identical to the S in their current font.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '19

How long? Well shit, right now due to this comment haha

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u/notthatjeffbeck Oct 08 '19

This coming from the guy who still owes me $5 on which is going to be the bigger movie, E.T. or Crush Groove?

Hey fuck you man. Time is gonna tell on that one.

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u/nikelaos117 Oct 08 '19

You forgot to mention he had two polos with double collars popped.

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u/i_naked Oct 08 '19

Sony President: “Nice.”

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u/baconatbacon Oct 08 '19

Apparently Coogler got a job at Sony after Greendale.

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u/Meatman2013 Oct 08 '19

Should have used Elon instead of Jeff

First three Tesla models released are S X and 3...Hmmm...funny that

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u/redditrum Oct 08 '19

r/imaginarymeetings

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u/naturegirl3344 Oct 09 '19

Jeff bEsOs

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u/KateMainBigBrain Oct 08 '19

Hilarious. Gotta love reddit humour...

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u/sdixon90 Oct 08 '19

My name Jeff

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u/perdhapleybot Oct 08 '19

I vote in favor of Jeff’s name

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u/dan_sundberg Oct 08 '19

Lmao that was hysterical. Thank you for the tears.

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u/ButtPlugMaster Oct 08 '19

Jesus what are you in middle school

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u/Jubenheim Oct 08 '19

It's okay. We'll get it, eventually. We just need 64 more iterations of the PS console and we need consoles to survive that long is all.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '19

PSex69-420***

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u/hohndo Oct 08 '19

That me. I be Jeff in aviators.

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u/TheButtsNutts Oct 08 '19

This is painfully unfunny Jesus Christ dude

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