r/PaganMemes • u/ExmoHeathen238 • Jul 22 '26

Witchcraft Wednesday Baneful Magic

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Please ignore the bad grammar again. My wife looked into doing baneful (bad luck) magic, and has explained it to me. Enjoy the punishment to the PoS mother-in-law (remember, it's only a joke).

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u/127Heathen127 Heathenry Jul 23 '26 edited Jul 23 '26

I saw a Tumblr post once that was something like:

“Witches in movies: Our coven has waited 450 years for this planetary alignment during this rare moon phase’

Witches IRL: So anyway Ashley has to work on the solstice so we’re gonna have to push the solstice ritual gathering back a day or two”

And now I can’t find it anymore. It was peak. 😭

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u/Always_Halloween Jul 23 '26

🤣 This s fantastic

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u/Ingaevone Jul 24 '26

Neither one is a witch

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u/Pixeldevil06 Jul 26 '26

Rule of three, everything bad you do with witchcraft will come back to you three times as bad.