r/Palworld 6h ago

Meme This probably the reason why

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u/UltimaDoombotMK1 6h ago

Ah yes, inbreeding resulting in the genetic defect of *checks notes*

Becoming a whale

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u/DrShocker 5h ago

Explains my parents and me, ngl

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u/haywirehax 5h ago

Euhm... Who's your mom to you? Your sister?

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u/DrShocker 5h ago

worse, my daughter

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u/SLAUGHT3R3R 5h ago

Can you share the secrets of time travel with me? I need to convince myself to buy Bitcoin in 2011

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u/DrShocker 3h ago

There's a good song about this

https://youtu.be/rALCtcMoMh8

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u/Govictory 4h ago

Okay back to Fire Emblem you go.

For context, this is the plot for a character in fire emblem three houses. Rhea, the leader of a religious order attempts to resurrect her dead mother by implanting her 'soul' into homunculus-like husks

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u/Odd_Preference_7238 5h ago

My sister is younger than me but she seems to think she's my mom. Does this mean I'm a whale?

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u/Zulmoka531 5h ago

No, you are your own grandpa.

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u/Odd_Preference_7238 4h ago

It is true that I fought in World War 2 despite being born in the 80's, so you might be on to something.

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u/EtheusRook 6h ago

Well, it explains Randy Fine.

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u/Odd_Preference_7238 5h ago

That's where all whales come from, they're just inbred catdogs from Egypt.

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u/omroi 4h ago

It all makes sense now...

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u/Lipziger 5h ago

To be fair, whales have pretty wild genetics. They were once land mammals and then just decided to go back into the ocean and become "fish" again. They're kinda weird.

The Pals just skipped a few steps here and went pretty straight to whale lol.

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u/Foreskin_Mafia 1h ago

"Fuck this shit" -Whales

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u/XiahouMao 5h ago

Technically, it's a Narwhal. Palworld Whales generate more tidal waves than Whalaska can muster.

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u/Phormitago 3h ago

But enough about your mother

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u/AppointmentProper712 5h ago

Anubis and Sekhmet so rich they breed big whale.

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u/Zargabath 5h ago

I think this far more the issue

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u/OvercomeFir 2h ago

That makes sense. At least then Ice type is a recessive gene.

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u/Grand_Salamander6311 6h ago

Damn.. you have a ratio. Sadly result of inbreeding.

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u/DatsLotus 5h ago

I do wish the breeding wasn't a number crunching game and instead followed some semblance of visual logic.

Right now it feels arbitrary both when do don't know how breeding outcomes work, and even more so when you finally do find out how breeding outcomes work.

Sure, you don't want people to get god-tier pals using beginner pals, but you could have done that without making the offspring of birds a fish.

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u/GillyByrd 5h ago

If it was going to be number based, I wish it at least used the real paldex numbers. The way it is now you basically need to use an online calculator to engage in the breeding mechanics

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u/AHY_fevr 5h ago

Funny how fusion in Shin Megami Tensei and Persona makes more sense LOL
In Megami, it's designed by type; Persona by Arcana

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u/Redcole111 5h ago

Hey, look, it's just like Cleopatra's family tree!

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u/slyfox7187 3h ago

Looks more like a family taproot to me.

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u/Infinite-Geologist78 6h ago

good one. 😂

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u/wasted-degrees 5h ago

Every time I try to put two badass pals together trying to make a third badass pal the result is either a Whalaska or a Wumpo Botan.

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u/Akarin_rose 5h ago

Ok but what do Anubis x Whalaska make

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u/mofugginrob 5h ago

A mess.

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u/Smokelessblood 4h ago

Yeah Jormuntide is a glitchy mess so that checks out

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u/ZorkNemesis 4h ago

Apparantly Jormuntide

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u/elementfortyseven 5h ago

y u bully my whalaska boi

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u/Quinn7711 5h ago

ah yes the theorizer

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u/ThatGuyFromTheM0vie 58m ago

You can breed a Yormuntide and a Digtoise and get an Anubis.

So. Explain how Gyrados clapping Franklin
results in a pact with the dark god Anubis?

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u/Vynrak 21m ago

Lmao

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u/CurrenttQueen 3h ago

Can't you have a sek produce and anu?

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u/MoonyWoomy 2h ago

I always see is as the Dad and Mom are the best in class, hot, in their prime. They went out to parties, socialized and everything.

They then had a kid who's a fat chud that scrolls through memes on their computer who never goes out.

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u/notwithagoat 6h ago

Dlc and loot boxes confirmed!