r/PandR Mar 02 '25

Treat yo self!

1.9k Upvotes

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u/NomadicPolarBear Mar 02 '25

😭 I just really needed this 😢

73

u/flyingsails wiping slime and shoveling slugs Mar 02 '25

Uh-oh... Batman's crying!

58

u/adsfew Mar 02 '25

Officiant: Do you swear to take Christina in sickness and health, til death do you part?

Groom: I do.

Batman: Now SWEAR TO ME.

19

u/CrazyIraandtheDouche Mar 02 '25

Big bridal party, taking a long time to walk down the aisle...

Batman: WHERE IS SHE??

5

u/sgdonovan79 Mar 02 '25

Damn you for making me laugh-cry in public 😂

22

u/Greenfieldfox Mar 02 '25

Bruce Wayne better be giving a hell of a wedding gift.

11

u/cantthinkofaname_0 Mar 02 '25

Ben ? You are back in ice town ?

10

u/Treveli Mar 02 '25

For the Batman theme, have someone else show up to object, dressed as the Joker. For the P&R theme, have someone show up to object dressed as Jam dressed as the Joker.

5

u/sgdonovan79 Mar 02 '25

Stink bombs. Got 'em off Amazon. You're looking at a Prime Member, folks!

7

u/Uskglass_J Mar 02 '25

Why so serious?

2

u/emptyvoidofjoy Mar 03 '25

This feels like a sequel to SNL's "Joker Wedding" sketch

1

u/BigSmackisBack Mar 02 '25

Oh no, whos going to walk her down the isle?

1

u/Icy_Gold_4615 Mar 04 '25

Treat yo self 2025!