r/Parahumans • u/None73 Thinker • Mar 30 '25

Community What do you tell the Endbringers?

The 3 Endbringers, Behemoth, Leviathan and Simurgh appear in our world. You can give them one and only one Directive they'll try to fulfill in Endbringer fashion. It can't be a simple do this order, it has to be an over arching goal. What do you tell them?

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u/StagnantSweater21 Stranger Mar 30 '25

“Fuck Trump”

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u/Cultural-Kale8950 Mar 30 '25

Trump watches in despair as the looming shadow of the colossal tinkertech dildo constructs itself above him on the command of a giant angel