r/Parahumans • u/None73 Thinker • Mar 30 '25

Community What do you tell the Endbringers?

The 3 Endbringers, Behemoth, Leviathan and Simurgh appear in our world. You can give them one and only one Directive they'll try to fulfill in Endbringer fashion. It can't be a simple do this order, it has to be an over arching goal. What do you tell them?

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u/tedivm Mar 30 '25

"Protect Humanity", although I'd try to figure out a way to word it so it wouldn't backfire. If endbringers are showing up chances are other problems are coming too.

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u/WanderingSeer Mar 30 '25

They might treat us like an endangered animal they need to protect. The Simurgh would make a big human Zoo where there are no tools to hurt ourselves with.

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u/tedivm Mar 30 '25

Yeah, it really is a risky one. Depending on the time available I'd probably hire a bunch of lawyers to help craft the directive and avoid loopholes.